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I've seen enough comedies to know where the spite filled confession towards Mrs. Brown will eventually go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvKAbHm1lR8
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Pedro de Pacas posted:So I took matters into my own hands. When the chance came to retake the SAT I made sure I was weeded up to the gills, well not really since I was going for 'functionally high' instead of 'totes baked'. I was completely relaxed walking in there and completely chill going out. When I got my retake score it was 1580 (perfect 800 on the math section). OK I'm gonna call shenanigans here. Nobody, nobody scores perfect on math SATs while baked. Nobody. Source: have smoked a metric shitton of weed, and scored a 650 math, the latter due to a lack of the former (I didn't touch  until college)
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quote:Why do people enjoy anal sex? Sticking a dick into the same hole you poop out of isn't very attractive imo. Prolapsed buttholes are also not very cool this is not a place for the yucking of yums  (please don't post the buttholes tho) (also: the_proclaimers_im_gonna_be_(500_miles).mp3) quote:I would like to ask the thread a question. Sure, it's not your marriage Bad idea for both of them IMO but you're in the clear
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One time, I think I was like 3 years old or something, I really had to poop while I was outside playing with the dog. It occurred to me that the dog poops outside, so why can't I? I dropped the pants, popped a squat, and began to get to work. It was just around that time my mom passed the open front door, just swinging by to check on me. I hear something along the lines of "Oh hell no," or "gently caress no," and my mom comes sprinting across the yard, picks me up and drags my dumb rear end to the toilet. I may not be the brightest bulb today, but holy christ I was a retarded little kid.
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Jul 11, 2017 00:05
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loquacius posted:Sure, it's not your marriage
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I think two dudes can handle another dude being involved better than a dude handling another dude being involved.
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Questioning buttsex goon: If done properly, butt sex is great for all concerned. Try that poo poo out.
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Butt sex owns. Always eat the booty. Serious: a persons worth can be measured in what they are willing to try in the bedroom
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Shinjobi posted:One time, I think I was like 3 years old or something, I really had to poop while I was outside playing with the dog. It occurred to me that the dog poops outside, so why can't I? I dropped the pants, popped a squat, and began to get to work. It was just around that time my mom passed the open front door, just swinging by to check on me. Chinese kids crap on the sidewalk into their teens 
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Bibliotechno Music posted:I knew a kid in high school who allegedly chugged a bottle of canola oil to flush his system before a drug test. A guy I know was on probation and was supposed to show up for one of those random drug tests they call you to do. He would have failed so he bought a bunch of that niacin stuff thats supposed to flush your system. He ate like 5x the recommended dose, and it made his skin flush this hideous red/purple color. Like, his whole body. He didn't know how long it took to work, but soon after he took it the cops knocked on his door to drag him in for his drug test. He tried to run out the back, they caught him, and then pulled him down to the station while he was just straight purple. He took the test and passed it, though the cops knew exactly what happened.
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:A guy I know was on probation and was supposed to show up for one of those random drug tests they call you to do. He would have failed so he bought a bunch of that niacin stuff thats supposed to flush your system. He ate like 5x the recommended dose, and it made his skin flush this hideous red/purple color. Like, his whole body. He didn't know how long it took to work, but soon after he took it the cops knocked on his door to drag him in for his drug test. He tried to run out the back, they caught him, and then pulled him down to the station while he was just straight purple. He took the test and passed it, though the cops knew exactly what happened. But he passed the test right? Or did they get him on the fact he tried to run?
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He passed the test (so he said), but I don't know if he got in some sort of trouble for running. This was in a pretty small town, and I don't know the details of his probation. He was in and out of jail for several years for various drug stuff after that, so I'm not sure what happened but even if he wriggled his way out of that one specific test it obviously didn't help in the long run. I think he's better now, but last time I talked to him I was Skyping with him and he was just huffing canned air constantly. Like he would say two sentences, take a huge huff, completely pass out for thirty seconds, wake back up, and repeat.
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"Was it brown and gross?"
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Gynovore posted:OK I'm gonna call shenanigans here. Nobody, nobody scores perfect on math SATs while baked. Nobody. I did it on the GRE's . Weed hits different people differently. Don't forget "perfect" doesn't mean "got every question right." I should mention I took them sober 5 years later and still scored 770. However, one needs only look at my post history to know I'm a dumbass
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got any sevens posted:Chinese kids crap on the sidewalk into their teens ...which I'm sure we can all agree is disgusting, right? I'm all for respecting cultural customs of others, but I have no problem when tourists come here and get in trouble for making GBS threads in public. Really they should issue every foreign visitor a pamphlet on the acceptable ways to poo poo here because some of them clearly just don't "get" it.
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Nocheez posted:I know a few married gay couples and it's not uncommon for them to allow some side pieces (or special bedroom guests for either or both.) Just be safe, have fun, and clear out before any drama occurs. Yeah, it seems to be an exception to "don't open your relationship", tends to just work alright.
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i'll post some pictures when i'm not at work i guess
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Is one of the apparent differences between lesbian and gay relationships, that So not only is there lesbian bed death, there's lots of jealousy pertaining to that bed death
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got any sevens posted:Chinese kids crap on the sidewalk into their teens hosed up if true ....
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Drunk Nerds posted:I did it on the GRE's . Weed hits different people differently. Don't forget "perfect" doesn't mean "got every question right." In what world does saying "I got a perfect score on a test" not mean you got every question right?
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RCarr posted:In what world does saying "I got a perfect score on a test" not mean you got every question right? Maybe it's sort of like a bar quiz and if you give an answer that makes the quiz master laugh you can get the points as well.
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RCarr posted:In what world does saying "I got a perfect score on a test" not mean you got every question right? The world of the SATs I dunno exactly how they're curved but they are in fact curved. You get like 250 points for writing your name etc etc etc I got a perfect score on a few SAT2s and I certainly didn't get every question right on them.
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solice kirsk could post the prolapse pictures he's seen them and might not be at work
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Jose posted:solice kirsk could post the prolapse pictures he's seen them and might not be at work I think I still have the PM. Let me check. edit: Well, hope everyone's day was going OK because I'm about to ruin it: edit edit: Just saw the post of loq asking for us not to post these. Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Jul 11, 2017 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think I still have the PM. Let me check. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
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Solice Kirsk posted:Maybe it's sort of like a bar quiz and if you give an answer that makes the quiz master laugh you can get the points as well. Pro move is spelling out "teacher sux" with the Scantron bubbles
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Solice Kirsk posted:edit edit: Yeahhhhh sorry guys I dunno if I want this thread to be the prolapsed-butthole-pix trading post go ahead and go butthole crazy in PMs if you want though, no skin off my quote:On my way to work I cut through a alley. Everyday I used to see the same dog staring at me. I assume he was a stray, a mangy crossbreed. I could tell that he was a 'he' because he had pendulous testicles. man, you totally pwned the poo poo out of that puppy quote:Time for a very HAIRY confession here, because it's about hair. I need some advice for some things which I'll list in increasing embarrassment. Also directionless ranting. I'm actually really annoyed that I can't grow a full beard. I'm ahead of this confessor by a little bit, in that my beard and moustache touch each other so I can do a respectable goatee; I just can't really fill out the area on my cheeks. It grows in all patchy and I can't get past just sort of looking generally unshaven there. Honestly though I'm just glad I'm not bald
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Yeah just trim your loving pubes I don't get why that's a big deal Get a second trimmer if you've got to
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Guys trimming their pubes is way more normal than letting it go full '70s imo. Trimming armpits is less common, but go for it, it's not gross or anything. Mostly though I'm here to warn you not to Nair your rear end in a top hat. It tells you right on the bottle not to use it around mucous membranes. Chemical burns are not good times.
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Anne Whateley posted:Guys trimming their pubes is way more normal than letting it go full '70s imo. Trimming armpits is less common, but go for it, it's not gross or anything. Mostly though I'm here to warn you not to Nair your rear end in a top hat. It tells you right on the bottle not to use it around mucous membranes. Chemical burns are not good times. Just avoid that poo poo altogether. I tried out their "sensitive" one on my face and it burns like a motherfucker (washed it off immediately as per instructions)
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I shave both my pits and my junk. I don't think I can ever go back to having pit hair. Those gross deodorant clumps in the hair are a thing of the past! Also it seems like it takes less deodorant to keep me dry all day. Dick hair is a different story. It's awesome when it's all gone, but for that week it's starting to grow back it's horrible. You either gotta keep straight razoring it or keep it trimmed short and not go all the way down to the skin.
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I'm half Italian and half Jewish so any sort of manscaping whatsoever is a fool's errand my dick would look loving ridiculous if it was the one place on my body where I didn't have hair
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Hairy rear end dude, you need a bidet attachment. It's the only civilized way to go.
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vortmax posted:Hairy rear end dude, you need a bidet attachment. It's the only civilized way to go. I think he means he's got hair 'in' his rear end. Not sure a bidet is gonna help that...
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Hairgoon: I'm right there with you dude. My dad has always had a full beard and when he was tan he looked EXACTLY like that mug shot of Saddam Hussein after they pulled him out of the spider hole. Me? I can't grow facial hair to save my life. I have your problem where it's patchy and doesn't connect. It might come in later but for now I would just go clean shaven. It sucks but there's nothing else you can do. I also manscape. I don't clean shave down there but I make sure to trim it so it doesn't look like a jungle down there. My thought process is if I ever was forced to suck a dick I would rather the dick was trimmed than full on 70s mode. Just be sure whatever you're doing doesn't look dumb. My friend's husband is Italian and Jewish so it would look really dumb if he shaved his pubes. That dude always looks like he is wearing a hair track suit. Otherwise go nuts, but be careful. Razor nicks suck when it's on your dick or balls. Fake edit: Could be worse. For a while there I had leg hair growing out of the roof of my mouth. Nothing raises your confidence like having a dentist give your mouth a haircut. limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jul 11, 2017 |
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loquacius posted:The world of the SATs It leads to some great results like SAT2s giving you a perfect score for 90% questions correct and also the Chinese SAT2 which is taken by a shitload of native speakers so if you miss two questions you end up with a 700 or something insane.
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"limp_cheese" posted:
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Herfy Derfy posted:hoped they would end up in a Delhi. Autocorrect error, or did you literally hope the would be shipped to India?
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