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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
jeb

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Yinlock posted:

man give me a million bucks a year and i will sell out hard

id do it for £10 a year and a congratulatory nod tbh no joke

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Yinlock posted:

man give me a million bucks a year and i will sell out hard

You just have to decapitate Chris Cilizza and absorb his powers/benefits.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/latimes/status/884747918951030784

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lawman 0 posted:

They got Baghdadi

Haven't they killed this guy like six times

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

deathbysnusnu posted:

You just have to decapitate Chris Cilizza and absorb his powers/benefits.

if i ever start posting about how incredibly presidential trump is then you guys know what happened

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i've never seen a more presidential display of presidentialty in a president

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im imagining goldstone using subscript and italics to try to cover up the more conspiratorial parts

"hey j r my man r u gonna come to the crime meeting today to collude with the russians about hillary clinton"

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I never thought someone could get away with acting like the suspect in Phoenix Wright games in real life before the Trump presidency.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

DrPossum posted:

i literally dont remember the olympics last year. i had to think about when the next summer olypics would be and i was like "oh poo poo, there was some last year?"

They went ok considering the third world shithole of pollution they held it in. Lol that the pools turned green after like a day.

Next Olympics should be hosted at Pripyat, Ukraine. The water events could be held in the old cooling ponds

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
it all comes back to robby funny-hats

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

SocketWrench posted:

They went ok considering the third world shithole of pollution they held it in. Lol that the pools turned green after like a day.

Next Olympics should be hosted at Pripyat, Ukraine. The water events could be held in the old cooling ponds

im angling for fukushima 2020 myself

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

FizFashizzle posted:

Haven't they killed this guy like six times

He replaced Scalias soul in the phylactery with his own.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


that's not how the bechdel test works

that's not how anything works

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
have we ever had an olympics in the democratic republic of the congo

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Yinlock posted:

that's not how the bechdel test works

that's not how anything works

But the pussyfication of America!

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Yinlock posted:

that's not how the bechdel test works

that's not how anything works
To that guy the idea of women having meaningful roles in movies is as specific as cowboys so it does to him.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
what wins?

Serf
May 5, 2011



did we redefine the bechdel test to just mean "has women in it"? if so, i think most movies pass

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Crusader posted:

it's hilarious how fast trump defended ivanka for sitting in his seat but lets don don twist in the wind

"dad im being indigted"

trump: *slaps junior in the face* "shut up and put on a suit"

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

well if youre gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i love my big fat dumb president and his idiot sons!

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

jarofpiss posted:

well if youre gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

this has not been my experience at all

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

http://myfox8.com/2017/07/11/teen-electrocuted-after-cell-phone-accidentally-falls-in-bathtub/

GOL DURN LECTRICITY, HOW DOES IT WORK

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i only enjoy movies if they have at least two cowboys who have at least one scene where they talk to each other about something other than cows

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

jarofpiss posted:

well if youre gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

the president has proven otherwise

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Serf posted:

did we redefine the bechdel test to just mean "has women in it"? if so, i think most movies pass

I think it means "does this movie have Alison Bechdel in it".

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Alan Smithee posted:

"dad im being indigted"

trump: *slaps junior in the face* "shut up and put on a suit"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrkoHZKMnvM

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

deadgoon posted:

this has not been my experience at all

true, i am both dumb and weak and life is pain

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

prefect posted:

I think it means "does this movie have Alison Bechdel in it".

pretty strict

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

deadgoon posted:

i only enjoy movies if they have at least two cowboys who have at least one scene where they talk to each other about something other than cows

i like the movies wher ethe cowboys talk about all the killin they done

Serf
May 5, 2011


prefect posted:

I think it means "does this movie have Alison Bechdel in it".

harsh but fair

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

the best part of this whole mess is where the entire trump family is found incompetent to stand trial

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

http://i.imgur.com/dOFaR3m.mp4

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

prefect posted:

I think it means "does this movie have Alison Bechdel in it".

You're as well informed about this as the National Review

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich
dark souls actually foretold the Trump administration

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
not to be confused with the bechamel test

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

jarofpiss posted:

the best part of this whole mess is where the entire trump family is found incompetent to stand trial

ah, ah, excuse me y'honor, my clients are simply to god drat stupid to have knowingly committed the crimes of which they stand accused

*camera cuts over to defendants IVANKA TRUMP, DONALD JUNIOR TRUMP JUNIOR, ERIC SHARK TRUMP, and DONALD PISS TRUMP, eating manila folders, chasing pens around the floor, chewing on desk leg*

"If they dumb as poo poo, you must acquit"

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

FAUXTON posted:

"If they dumb as poo poo, you must acquit"

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