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September, Week 1 - Calgary, Alberta, Canada Henry is backstage with Corey Graves and a severely beat-up Langston in a neckbrace. He wants to know who dares to do that, and to find out tonight. Langston says it's someone he doesn't know. Graves suspects someone close to Cena. Henry wants answers, not suspicions, and threatens to run through the entire roster if he doesn't get answers. --- Dean Ambrose defeats Jinder Mahal by pinfall. --- Bret Hart comes into to the ring with Natalya to a massive hometown ovation. He congratulates her on her title win, but notes he is worried about her ego and aggression. Natalya calls him a hypocrite. Alicia Fox comes out and calls Natalya disrepectul. The two engage in verbal sparring until Bret has to hold Natalya back from starting a fistfight. --- Sin Cara returns from injury and pins Wade Barrett in a non-title match. --- Sheamus defeats Hunico by pinfall. Christian on commentary. After the match, Christian orders both wrestlers to clear the ring. He proceeds to cut a promo until he notices Sheamus is still in the ring. Sheamus gets a mic and declares that he deserves a title shot. Christian agrees, and then hits him with the belt. --- Beth Phoenix defeats Kaitlyn by pinfall, then cuts a promo about desiring challenge from the women's roster. --- Daniel Bryan defeats Ezekiel Jackson by submission. Cody Rhodes is late again and fumes at ringside. DBry demands to know why Rhodes tried to interfere last week. Rhodes explains he was late to answer the challenge and got angry. DBry reminds that if someone else wins, they won't honor the open challenge and he'd lose out entirely on the briefcase. Rhodes doesn't care, that if he doesn't get the briefcase then neither of them will. --- Cena comes out to the ring. Randy Orton is abducted backstage by a big red hand out of nowhere as Orton's music hits for his match. Orton's music is cut and replaced with Kane's. The match is hotswapped to Cena v Kane. They fight until Henry's stable comes out to the arena. They both stop, weakened, as Henry and lackies encircle the two. Kane then slips out of the ring leaving Cena to fend for himself. --- Henry and co. beat down Cena until Ambrose comes to his rescue with a kendo stick and helps Cena fight off their opponents. They clear the ring, and Langston points to Ambrose as the guy who attacked him. They withdraw, but promises are made for retribution. B
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Good evening marks! We're back with Prograps Unlimited #5! News: - Rob Van Dam's TNA contract is up and not being renewed. TNA was in the process of sending him to rehab, but that's not happening now. - Relatedly, a former world champion in WWE has just been acquired by TNA. No word on when his debut show is, but expect it soon. - Triple H's return as an authority figure appears to be a vehicle for a full in-ring return. Come CM Punk's return, a WrestleMania program between them is being discussed. HHH's last televised match was a loss against Undertaker at WrestleMania 27. Ratings: SmackDown: 3.83 (+0.48) RAW: 3.54 (-0.24) Impact: 1.01 (+0.03)
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 22:14 |
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Oh no, we're actually the B show now
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# ? Apr 5, 2017 23:05 |
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Realism.
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# ? Apr 6, 2017 05:32 |
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I'm sorry I didn't have time to do the full write-up for smackdown this time. I'll have more time this weekend to do the upcoming episode. It helps that it has a personal favorite segment I've been excited to see start up.
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September week 2 WELCOME TO quote:A strange occurrence in Witchita as the show begins. What was a simple broom closet has become something otherworldly. An ominous red glow and smoke is seen bellowing out of the sides of the door. Then the door abruptly shoves itself open! Out of the smoke, Randy Orton staggers out and collapses to the ground and the door shuts behind him. He slowly picks himself up and looks around, his eyes unfocused and his beard showing a week's worth of unmitigated growth. Overall the show got a B-, weighed down by several weak segments, but the standout of the evening was Xavier Woods and John Cena in a short but memorable segment leaving the crowd wanting more of The Rock's recipes.
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 18:15 |
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Smackdown Live is a great show.
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 18:20 |
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Great Smackdown, love the way it's going. I wish I had time to pitch in on booking but whenever I schedule out some time to take a look, something eats it up. If SD needs me to write up a match or segment, though, I can carve out some time. DM me in Discord if so
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Basic Chunnel posted:Great Smackdown, love the way it's going. I wish I had time to pitch in on booking but whenever I schedule out some time to take a look, something eats it up. If SD needs me to write up a match or segment, though, I can carve out some time. DM me in Discord if so Thanks, I'll remember to do that. I need some help with booking Night of Champions -- it'll be my first PPV booking, but that's still got more than enough time before it has to go up. Also, I'm still pissed that I missed out on working with Natalya more when the show was in Calgary. I would've thrown out everything to do a Hart Dungeon-themed show for the women's division.
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 20:45 |
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Raw for September Week 2 posted:
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 10:20 |
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quote:Show Opens with a Video Package for NO SURRENDER showing various storylines
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# ? Apr 16, 2017 18:59 |
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So is Big Poppa Pump refusing to job to Steen or what
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The Wrestling Parent - September 8th, 2011 So I finally got around to taking Owen to Kung Fu Panda 2 the other day. I was hoping we'd have a nice relaxing time, I'd just gotten off a couple week stretch on the road. But after just a few minutes of talking with him before the movie I realized something was wrong. After the movie I took him out for ice cream and asked him about it. He came out and told me he was worried about me facing Steiner on Sunday. Apparently some kids at school had been teasing him, telling him that I was a bad man and that Steiner was going to "crush me". He said he hated seeing Steiner and how he treated people. And he hated Steiner's stupid goatee (can't say I disagree with him). The teasing had really gotten to him, I guess his schoolmates hadn't taken kindly to me trying to become the new big hero in TNA and he'd been hearing it for weeks. I told him it was gonna be OK. I told him I was going to beat Steiner on Sunday and raise the Best at Super Hossing Trophy. And he'd be there to celebrate with me. He nearly dropped his ice cream cone. He's never had a chance to see me wrestle and I figured this would be perfect. I beat Steiner and this will be a memory he will never forget. I'll always be his hero. He swelled up with confidence and pride and I could see the fear wash away. I was gonna kick Steiner's rear end and my little dude will have a ringside seat.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 06:35 |
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Sorry I've been slow on getting No Surrender posted. I really need someone else to help write/book if we want to pick up the pace.
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quote:"Welcome to No Surrender! We get a shot panning around the Impact Zone as fans are ready for a night of amazing action from the hottest promotion in Professional Wrestling! Ladders are scattered about the ringside area in preparation for our opening match, a four way ladder match for a shot at the Tag Team titles at Bound For Glory. Let's not waste any time! Lynyrd Skynyrd blasts through the arena as #DEMBOYS THE BRISCOES come down to the ring, waving the stars and bars and shouting vaguely offensive things at the crowd! Next, we get the British Invasion decked out in the Union Jack. Prince Puma and Hernandez come down to the ring on low rider bikes to ""Low Rider"" by War. Finally, ""Faithless"" by Injected plays and we've got Future Shock! The four teams stand in their respective corners and stare each other down as the contract for the Tag Team Title Match at Bound For Glory is lowered in a case above the ring. All four teams glance at each other, then everyone looks over to Hernandez who towers above the rest of the competitors. Hernandez looks at everyone staring at him, confused for a moment. His face turns to a look of horror as all the other competitors rush over and simultaneously hit Hernandez with superkicks! Puma watches astonished as his partner crumples into a heap before the match! The bell rings and everyone starts brawling right off the bat! A B- show! Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Apr 29, 2017 |
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quote:Impact opens with a No Surrender recap video Impact was a B- show quote:Mauro on Play by Play, Desmond Wolfe on Color, Excalibur as the third man
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# ? May 4, 2017 16:52 |
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I had a small delay on finishing Raw tonight due to travel, but its two non-match segments away from being finished so it will go up tomorrow right after I get off work. Sorry!
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# ? May 5, 2017 06:46 |
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Which one is Sex Ferguson, Anderson or Gallows?
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# ? May 5, 2017 07:29 |
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You don't know who the gently caress Sex Ferguson is?! Sex Ferguson has worked on every loving continent there is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4PZ8Vy4tGs
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:09 |
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Ryan finishes watching "Scott Steiner versus the English Language", chuckling softly to himself. "Up Next: STEINERIZER!" Flashes across the screen. He goes for the pause button but the video starts just before he can click. "poo poo." he mutters.quote:
"What the gently caress?" Ryan mutters, clicking the mouse. "Why isn't it closing?" quote:"You don't want to live your life as a miserable piece of poo poo, do you? Get my Steinerizer with its 52 ingredients and you can be like the Big Bad Booty Daddy!" Ryan is furiously clicking all over the screen. He tries pressing the power button on his laptop but it doesn't seem to work.... quote:Steiner points at the screen "So get some you fat piece of trash, Ryan! Yeah, Ryan Trebleman at 845 Poppyflower Way, Stockton, California. I know where you live, bitch!" Ryan starts breathing heavily....his eyes wide with fear...."What....what do you want with me?" quote:Steiner smiles wrapping his arms around two ladies "I want you to order some! Call 1-877-Steiner and if you do it in the next five minutes you'll get a free chainmail hood! Yeah, that's it you little bitch call! Yeah order a case! No.....three cases! Yeah yeah order it...yeah hurry it the gently caress up! WHAT THE HELL HOW CAN IT TAKE YOU THIS LONG! Ok, good it's done!"
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# ? May 6, 2017 06:32 |
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Raw for September Week 3 posted:
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Apologies, I have to post the mostly barebones version of SmackDown, and also I'm going to be completely MIA the next two weeks. The next event is Night of Champions, which isn't finished. If anyone wants to flesh out and finish it in my absence, feel free. You can adjust the card any way you like. I'll leave notes as to some things I have planned already.quote:-Christian opens the evening in Toronto. As this is his hometown, he upsells being home again, where his True Peeps are. He derides the fakers, including Sheamus who doesn't deserve a shot at his title. The crowd goes nuts for Christian, and the seemingly face-like man they came to know and love over the course of his career. Overall ranking: B+ Christian's opening promo and Cena's interview were A* moments, and buoyed the evening overall. The matches were all very solid, but there was criticism of too much set-up for Night of Champions and not enough emphasis on the evening's matches.
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quote:Impact starts off with a match! We've got Cheerleader Melissa with Sara Del Rey ringside going up against Tara with Brooke. Mickie James on commentary analyzing the match and bragging about how she's going to ruin Melissa's title tryout and cut her rear end from the cheerleading squad. Melissa keeps the upper hand against Tara, wearing her down with brutal shots and an inverted cloverleaf. Brooke tries to start poo poo with Del Rey but gets blasted with an elbow. Melissa shoots a thumbs up to Del Rey and destroys Tara with Butterfly Kisses (Cop Killer). Mickie snarls and stares daggers at Melissa. Impact was a B show quote:Mauro on PBP, Desmond on Color, Excalibur as Third Man
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September Week 3 WWE RAW: 3.96 (+0.13) WWE SmackDown!: 3.52 (-0.31) TNA Impact: 1.18 (+0.17) September Week 4 WWE RAW: 3.93 (-0.03) WWE SmackDown!: 3.56 (+0.04) TNA Impact: 1.19 (+0.01) WWE Night of Champions: 330.096 buys Happyman fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Jun 5, 2017 |
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Back to being the A show! NoC is the next show to be posted, right?
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Daniel Bryan/Cody Rhodes MitB Open Challenge -- DBry retains but sells a serious injury in the process. --- Dean Ambrose vs. Corey Graves in a Garbage Day Match -- Graves wins with interference from Langston and throw Ambrose in the dumpster. Post-match promo shows the dumpster being emptied out, but Ambrose escapes moments before it happens. --- Barret/Sin Cara for ICC -- Barrett DQs himself in this match to retain. --- Natalya/Gail Kim Women's Champion -- Gail Kim gets in decent amounts of offense before losing. --- Kane enters in a new, leathery mask. Orton nails two RKOs on Kane, and he sits up from both of them. Kane injures the ref in the process of savaging Orton, and hits a Chokeslam on him, but no count happens while the ref is down. Kane gets a chair from out of the ring to beat Orton even more, but Orton counters then RKOs Kane onto the chair, and the referee recovers in time to 3-count Kane out. Kane sits up moments after the bell rings once again to everyone's surprise. --- Edge and Teddy Long agree to a contract. Edge will do guess commentary on some matches on SmackDown. Christian welcomes his best friend back. Edge mentions he'll be sitting in on some of his matches on SD. Christian looks uncomfortable at that but doesn't say anything about it. --- We get a classic WWE video promo set to, I don't know, Chevelle or something. Christian's successful defenses against Orton, his newfound pride and arrogance, which is abruptly cut off by Sheamus' declaration of intent and the champ's attack on the challenger. It shows their duelling promos and Sheamus chasing Christian out of the ring in Wichita, and then Christian beating the hell out of Christian backstage in Toronto. Christian is seen holding his title up in defiance as we cut back to the PPV feed. --- "Sheamus vs. Christian is a vicious bout, for a standard singles match. Sheamus fights with an almost feral intensity, but it's clear that he's working on almost pure will - his movement has a haggard quality, and he breathes heavily, clearly still affected by the champ's brutal chair attacks from last Smackdown. Christian seems stunned by this showing for the first half of the match, as Sheamus gets up easily from most of his offense and gives better than he gets, battering the champion. Ten minutes into the match, however, Christian starts putting distance between them, flitting to the outside to dodge Sheamus' onslaught, and it soon becomes apparent that this isn't simple avoidance. Sheamus' mask of determination seems to slip as his physical condition catches up with his resolve. A few minutes of skirmishes from the champion and it's clear Sheamus has lost his momentum, running half a second too late to counter most of Christian's offense. He gets a second win minutes from the finish, fighting valiantly and hitting a desperation White Noise that's not enough to get the 3. A rattling backhand from the champ leaves the challenger dazed. Christian climbs to the top rope and, after pointing at Sheamus, leaps from the top, connecting with a spectacular Flying Tornado DDT. Sheamus is ragdolled, and it's enough to get the 3." --- Beth Phoenix bends the knee to Natalya and becomes her enforcer. --- Henry/Cena II -- Mark Henry beats Cena clean after at least a few finishers by both fighters. A knock-down, drag-out fight. B
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 09:51 |
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I like Mark Henry winning clean. I don't like that he doesn't have the sexual chocolate gimmick
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quote:Impact opens with the Premier Athlete Tony Nese standing in the ring. Suddenly, unfamiliar music blasts through the Impact Zone! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO3jBivegxw Who the hell is this? We're getting a new debut in the Impact Zone? IT'S KENNY OMEGA! What's he doing here in the Impact Zone?!?!! Omega is wearing black trunks with Japanese writing on the back, with black boots and kickpads. He makes his way to the ring and stares down Nese, pointing at him and yelling something the microphones can't pick up. The bell rings and Kenny quickly sprints across the ring, hitting Nese with a dropkick, maintaining the upper hand throughout the match. Nese finally gets some breathing room and charges but Kenny holds his hand up and shouts out "STOP!!" freezing Nese in his tracks. The momentary distraction as all Omega needs to hit an Enziguri! Nese falls to his knees as Kenny charges up his power meter, then hits the Premiere Athlete with a Gohadoken, sending him tumbling back. Nese tries to use the ropes to get to his feet but Kenny gives him no quarter, sprinting across the ring and connecting with a Tiger Knee! Nese crumples into a heap and Omega stands over him, an ecstatic grin across his face as his eyes are filled with sick delight. Omega points to the corner and slashes his thumb across Nese's throat. Omega drags the Premiere Athlete's barely conscious body and places him on the top rope. Omega gets onto the second rope and picks up Nese in the Electric Chair position, then tosses him up in the air and catches him in a rear waistlock, then german suplexes him off the ropes! AVALANCHE CROYT'S WRATH!! Nese bounces off the canvas and lays limp as Kenny pins him: 1....2....3! Kenny is your winner! Paramedics rush into the ring and take Nese away on a stretcher as Omega celebrates! Kenny Omega has made his presence know by destroying Tony Nese! He seems to revel in the damage inflicted upon his unprepared opponent. Surely Enrico Bischoffo will take notice of Kenny's newfound penchant for violence A B- show Mauro on PBP, Desmond on Color, Excalibur as Third Man quote:Elgin defeats Jack Evans with a Big Boy bomb and suffers an injury that slows the match down Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jul 10, 2017 |
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To tired for full formatting, but enjoy!Raw for September Week 4 posted:
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 11:06 |
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This is a very barebones Smackdown because Smackdown needs writers badly. I'm only in as a temp til Smackdown can get actual writers.AndyOrgan@gmail.com posted:Daniel Bryan comes out injured, and offers another open challenge. Graves's music plays, but is cut off as Teddy Long tells Bryan he can't have a match tonight; he's injured, and if he won't care about his own health, Teddy will do it for him. However, since Graves is such a go-getter, he has a match with Ezekiel Jackson right now! There's a bad idea in here somewhere, but nobody stopped me in time so... Senerio fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jul 11, 2017 |
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RAW - October Week 1, 2011 Kansas City, Missouri - Double contract signing of Triple H vs. Del Rio and Zack Ryder vs. Seth Rollins. Vince and Johnny Ace preside. - Dolph Ziggler def. Alex Riley (pinfall, 9:58) - Drew and Swags cut a promo on Air Boom, tell them they're going to crush their dream in TTTurmoil. Air Boom tell them they already beat the champs, and on Sunday they'll beat them too! - Drew McIntyre & Jack Swagger def. Air Boom after Otunga & McGillicutty interfered (pinfall, 11:32) - Triple H comes out with a small army of security and his sledgehammer and tells the heels to back off before they can beat down Air Boom. He also tells the champs that Tag Team Turmoil's entrance order will be decided by random drawing. Air Boom takes out both heel teams from behind with tandem double dropkicks for good measure. - Kassius Ohno hype video: Debuting MONDAY! - Richie Steamboat def. Renee Dupree (pinfall, 11:13) - Ricky Steamboat hypes up Richie backstage for the final match in the best of seven on Sunday. Renee Dupree attacks them and injures Ricky. - CM Punk "hacks" the video feed to call Vince out for a meeting at Hell in a Cell. - Derrick Bateman def. Clint Baccarat (pinfall, 1:01) - Derrick Bateman takes the jobber hostage, demanding for Hurricane to face him at the PPV. - The Miz, Seth Rollins & R-Truth def. Zack Ryder, John Morrison & Justin Gabriel after Maryse interfered (pinfall, Miz over Gabriel, 16:15) - Goldust cut a promo on Rey Mysterio. - Alberto Del Rio & Goldust def. Rey Mysterio & The Big Show (pinfall, Del Rio over Show, 20:30) - The heels celebrate in the ring. HHH stares ADR down from the commentary desk. B
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# ? Aug 1, 2017 17:17 |
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SmackDown, October Week 1 St. Louis, MS House of Pain is out. Henry flatly refuses Cena's challenge, saying he's been there, and beaten Cena. His goal now is to get the WHC. Cena comes out, and tries to goad Henry into accepting his challenge, but Henry says he's toppled Cena. Christian comes out and refuses Henry's request for a match. Teddy books a match between Henry and Cena for tonight, winner gets a match with Christian at Vengeance. Cody brags about injuring Bryan, and Ezekiel Jackson comes out to challenge him to a match. Cody accepts. Cody vs Big Zeke, Cody wins. Dean Ambrose cuts a promo about anything and everything. Divas of Doom def Kelly Kelly and Eve, with Natalya tapping Kelly Kelly out. AJ asks Alicia why she saved her, and Alicia tells her how she can't stand bullies like those two. AJ thanks her, and tells her she has her back Wade defeats Sin Cara with the Wasteland As Trent Barretta and Yoshi Tatsu are entering for a tag team match, Kane attacks them, and leaves them laying Sheamus defeats Slater via Brogue Kick. Orton cuts a promo on Kane, but is interrupted by Tyson Kidd. Orton hits Kidd with an RKO to end the segment. Cena is in the locker room, preparing for his match with Henry, when he hears someone in the background. "Hello, John. Xavier Woods. I have another message from The Rock: Do you like pie?" Cena turns around, and rolls his eyes when he sees Xavier. Cena shrugs, and says that he's not overly fond of pie. Xavier gets mad, and yells into his headset that he can't say that anymore! This isn't the attitude era! After a couple seconds, he sighs and asks Cena if he prefers strudel. Cena looks like he wants to take that headset out of Xavier's hands, but before he can try, Xavier apologizes for cutting the time off short, but he has a match right now, and has to run Xavier Woods def. Jinder Mahal via Lost in the Woods Edge comes out, saying he wasn't terribly fond of how Christian has been acting, and announces that he'll be on commentary for Christian's matches from now on, and if Christian isn't on his best behavior, he'll regret it Cena vs Henry, Edge and Christian are bickering on commentary. Match ends in a double countout when Christian prevents them from getting into the ring. Teddy Long comes out, and announces that Christian will be defending his title in a steel cage match at Vengeance, against Mark Henry AND John Cena
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edit: it was already posted, my bad!
Happyman fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Aug 9, 2017 |
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