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Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Montasque posted:

Rush: This is a nothing burger and it's breaking the left and anti-Trump Republicans brains! It's like I am watching people go insane, and it's for nothing!

He's in on it.

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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

fits my needs posted:

Can Trump pardon Jr for treason?

jr would have to actually admit guilt to legally acc. . . oh wait he will? then yeah most definitely :smugdon:

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Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

Montasque posted:

Goldstone is going to end up dead isnt he?

He's going to check in on social media first.

Going in to get whacked. Very excited!

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Maybe Rush is onto something...

https://twitter.com/JYSexton/status/884806700527734784

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

moist turtleneck posted:

don't doxx me a week from now

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Serf: May 5, 2011

sean hannity is gonna put on the most important performance of his lifetime

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Big McHuge: Feb 5, 2014; You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.
Save them all.

Putin could literally come out and say that he rigged the election for Trump, with exhaustive documents and evidence pointing to such, and it still wouldn't matter.

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TheWevel: Apr 14, 2002; Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

any nerds compare this to harry potter yet?

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galenanorth: May 19, 2016

this day is the best thing that could possibly happen aside from the release of the piss tape

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

honestly I think Watergate comparisons are no good anymore

Watergate was internal spying

This is actual, full blown international espionage and treason

its watergate plus profumo plus caligula

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

TMMadman posted:

Is it Kushner?

its cernovich

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Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

Did the Times even actually HAVE this e-mail chain in the first place?

Don Jr. only tweeted them out after he was 'told they were about to publish them'

Did Diaper Don just fall for the actual oldest trick in the book here?

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lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

SKULL.GIF posted:

He can pardon Junior for anything

If Trump starts pardoning wantonly, though, then you are going to see Serious poo poo happening

lol

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Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

if the strategy here was to like make people completely question whether they were truly objective observers of reality and not actually rambling to themselves in a padded cell somewhere then it's working

my brain has split cleanly into two halves and they are up there arguing with one another like some kinda odd couple situation

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

jr would have to actually admit guilt to legally acc. . . oh wait he will? then yeah most definitely

I don't know if you can pardon treason. Isn't that outside the Executive powers?

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Spoeank posted:

<extremely bill mitchell voice>

Well there you have it msm screwed it all up again and the trumps are super geniuses

mitchell:] He did it to get out ahead from the NYT beating that fake news to the punch, liberals mad again

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

galenanorth posted:

this day is the best thing that could possibly happen aside from the release of the piss tape

which is real

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

The President's Son Is A Traitor

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

punchymcpunch posted:

its watergate plus profumo plus caligula

I'm david brooks' friend can you put this in terms of fajitas and tacos

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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

at this rate Trump is going to release the piss tape to "get in front of it"

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

I like how the UP doesn't even rate weather coverage

Sit! My pasty and fudge stand blew off the slab eh!

What happened when a severe storm went over the Mackinac bridge a few years ago

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

zen death robot posted:

Today is the day Trump truly became President

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Chokes McGee posted:

I don't know if you can pardon treason. Isn't that outside the Executive powers?

nope

president can pardon anyone but himself for any crime

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Serf: May 5, 2011

fox news is going to be swallowed up by a sinkhole straight to hell and it will perturb us none

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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jazerus posted:

you go to hell and you die, fukken reminding me that Jeb! was so fukken close :smith:

that is a fukken low blow even for you u deesy mothra fuko :wink:

extremely nineties preppie voice:] thats so jay!

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

trump *jr*

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

He can pardon Junior for anything

If Trump starts pardoning wantonly, though, then you are going to see Serious poo poo happening

gotta get to 88 pardons per hour to see serious poo poo

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

TheWevel posted:

any nerds compare this to harry potter yet?

*shows u his deathly hallows tattoo* :smug:

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Rush: This is all they got! This is it! A Russian Honey pot!

E:

Rush: It's obvious they got nothing! They are going bananas because after a year they got nothing! They think this is the story that will take down Trump, they think this is the story that will cause the American people to rise up against Trump. This is all they got. Problem is they have been doing this for the last six months! They got nothing, and nothing will come of this.

Montasque has issued a correction as of 17:17 on Jul 11, 2017

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Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

FactsAreUseless posted:

Me: None of this will matter, they'll just lie their way out of--

Don Jr.: Guilty! I declare to heavens and earth that I am guilty!

When FactsAreUseless implies that this one might matter, hoo boy strap in yall

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comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

TheWevel posted:

any nerds compare this to harry potter yet?

this is just like when rumors were going around about harry's and ron weasley's homosexual relationship, so they sucked each other off in front of the whole school to prove they weren't gay

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Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

SKULL.GIF posted:

don jr tweeted this

in case anyone missed this important bit

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Fox & Friends

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Spoeank posted:

I'm david brooks' friend can you put this in terms of fajitas and tacos

its ranch plus ranchonnaise plus redranch... on a taco bun

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Serf posted:

fox news is going to be swallowed up by a sinkhole straight to hell and it will perturb us none

I would visit the sinkhole and partake in the celebrations

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Gringostar posted:

nope

president can pardon anyone but himself for any crime

~decorum~

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

The Russians have blackmail on our president and worked with a campaign to influence american politics when possible

if 9/11 broke america mind, maybe I break american spirit now da? - Putin

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