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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Agrajag posted:

jomentum - "THIS IS A NOTHINGBURGER"

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Chris James 2 posted:

That's one of the two options. The other option is when literally anyone else gets into power both sides mutually make a non-verbal agreement that none of this saga is ever mentioned again and we basically get a do-over. Everyone was asleep for years collectively

I don't think you get to have a gas-leak administration

Just Rip Van Winkling your way out

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
not only do the emails own but the subject of them saying "Russia - Clinton - private and confidential" is just, the best.

personally, if I were to collude, I'd put something like "got your suit cleaned, please meet here at x time" but hey, I'm not monumentally retarded.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Serf posted:

nothing will happen except for our brains getting more and more broken

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
nothing to see here, just donny boy's lawyer pounding 151 at 8:30 in the morning

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Soooooooooo when's the next senate hearing?

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

This is getting close to just start a new game territory

Things will be extra hosed when the dems lose 2018, go right and probably lose 2020 too while the russian collusion story becomes a comparitively happy memory.

And even then the odds of meaningful reform of the United States would be bumped to just slightly above zero rather than simply zero.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

i mean, if you go back through my posts, i've made it clear many times that my skepticism was about the sourcing of the hacks, not collusion per se, but i know nobody cares, so go ahead and dunk on me for a while, it's fine :)


(i have entered the "rolling with the punches" phase. next up is "i was trolling all along".)
hack fraud joementum -- more like normiementum!

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Polo-Rican posted:

1. stupid (bad brain)

pretty much sums up everything since tromp came down escalator

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lmao Pence is absolutely the leaker. He's attempting a palace coup

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Healthcare reform? Repeal Obamacare? For a Communist health care plan? No thanks! Eat poo poo u commie luvr Mr. Ryan.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Trump is still going to win in 2020.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



mdemone posted:

The largest, worst, most important, and dumbest crime in American political history, and he posted it on Twitter like it was a loving recipe for corn salad.

I cannot even.

and somehow twitter isn't profitable

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/kath_krueger/status/884818823215554560

quote:

The National Coalition For Men, according to its website, is a non-profit “dedicated to the removal of harmful gender based [sic] stereotypes especially as they impact boys, men, their families, and the women who love them.” In a 2014 interview with Pacific Standard, Harry Crouch, the organization’s president, went to bat defending disgraced former NFL player Ray Rice, who was charged with aggravated assault after TMZ published elevator surveillance footage that showed him hitting his then-fiancé hard enough to knock her out.

“You simply can’t scapegoat one participant just because he has the penis,” Crouch told the magazine. “I’m not saying [Rice is] a good guy. But if she hadn’t aggravated him, she wouldn’t have been hit. They would say that’s blaming the victim. But I don’t buy it.”

Serf
May 5, 2011


Montasque posted:

Trump is still going to win in 2020.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Why even have a laywer, lawyer would just quit because he would know that he's only scratching the surface and if he gets any more deeper he's going to have a polonium gift basket courtesy of the Russians

dang its like a grisham novel on an airplane

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
press conference at 2 but OFF CAMERA

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

lmao Pence is absolutely the leaker. He's attempting a palace coup

PENCE

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Town halls are going to be amazing the rest of the year, no matter what

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Epic High Five posted:

lmao Pence is absolutely the leaker. He's attempting a palace coup

How did Pence have access to Jr.'s email?

The only one in the WH with access to that email was Kush. This all came from the Kush camp.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




omg

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
MEDIA: Don Jr., did you send emails colluding with Russia.

[extremely frank underwood voice]

DON JR.: Ahh did, and here they ahhhre....

*turns to camera*

DON JR.: they think ah've just revealed that ahm guilty but actually it's all part of mah plan to show i'm guilty :smug:

Serf
May 5, 2011


Chris James 2 posted:

Town halls are going to be amazing the rest of the year, no matter what

all town halls are cancelled

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

man things are gonna get loving wild when tax reform blows up about this time next year

GOP congress: "speaker Ryan get rid of the border adjustment tax we can't pass the tax reform bill with it, our party is dying"

ryan: "no"

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Unperson_47 posted:

and somehow twitter isn't profitable

if this somehow leads to the death of twitter it will be the second best day in the history of the world, after the date the piss tape drops

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Schnorkles posted:

nothing to see here, just donny boy's lawyer pounding 151 at 8:30 in the morning

if he ever gets declared guilty of somethin he'll be pardoned by his daddy, the president, who get an approval bump for showing "family values".

The house ain't gonna do poo poo to impeach trunp the greater so he will get away with this scotfree

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

:laffo:

https://twitter.com/ScottyLiterati/status/884809107773030400
https://twitter.com/ScottyLiterati/status/884812832524685313

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Epic High Five posted:

lmao Pence is absolutely the leaker. He's attempting a palace coup

pretty sure the leaker is the guy who posted all the emails on twitter

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Sup squizz

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


NO MA'AM

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/884822088137273345

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Joementum posted:

did nobody in the administration think to get Don Jr. a lawyer like months ago?


(i know the answer to this question)

HE

JUST

HIRED

ONE

LAST

WEEK

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Montasque posted:

How did Pence have access to Jr.'s email?

The only one in the WH with access to that email was Kush. This all came from the Kush camp.

And Manafort

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Von Sloneker posted:

press conference at 2 but OFF CAMERA

I hope it's Spicey, and also that a reporter just films it on their phone anyway

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




https://twitter.com/navyemt67/status/884821181756559360

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


AstheWorldWorlds posted:

Things will be extra hosed when the dems lose 2018, go right and probably lose 2020 too while the russian collusion story becomes a comparitively happy memory.

And even then the odds of meaningful reform of the United States would be bumped to just slightly above zero rather than simply zero.

BRB going to crop dust the Midwest with fentanyl

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



here's what you've missed

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

I'm like 20 pages behind but this movie rules FYI

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Polo-Rican posted:

1. stupid (bad brain)
2. ignorant (no knowledge of what's illegal)
3. entitled (rich white guy; never been held accountable; can't even comprehend getting into real trouble)

4. Nothing matters

Donny Jr is convinced that he will either never face any consequences or papa will pardon him.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Montasque posted:

How did Pence have access to Jr.'s email?

The only one in the WH with access to that email was Kush. This all came from the Kush camp.

the leaks are in fact from donjr, on twitter

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