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turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

My personal theory about Mensch and Co is called the law of large numbers with a sprinkling of confirmation bias.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:13

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# ? May 27, 2024 17:25

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

As a resident of the Dairy State maybe Paul Ryan getting sworn in to be the first POTUS from Wisconsin would be a state pride silver lining.

j/k consequences are dead and this will pass like a fart in the wind for some even bigger scandal to be normalized and shrugged off next week

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:13

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

But is it @realdonnyjr

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:15

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

I'm willing to let this whole thing slide IF Donny brings back Spicey to run a presser on this issue.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:17

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Lime Tonics posted:

http://observer.com/2017/07/bernie-sanders-most-popular-politician/

On July 11, Morning Consult released a poll naming Sen. Bernie Sanders as the most popular politician in the Senate, with a 75 percent approval rating. He held a 6 percent lead over the runner up, Sen. Brian Schatz. The rankings were based on over 140,000 interviews conducted between April 1 and June 18, 2017. The latest poll provides further evidence that Sanders is the most popular politician in the country.

A survey conducted by Fox News in March 2017 found similar results. Sanders received the highest favorability rating of nationally known politicians: 61 percent. The runner up was Vice President Mike Pence, whose favorability was 47 percent. A Harvard-Harris survey conducted in April 2017 confirmed these results, with Sanders receiving a 57 percent favorability rating. Hillary Clinton received only 42 percent favorability in the same poll. In April 2017, Politifact rated the claim that Sanders is the most popular politician in the country even though he lost to Clinton as mostly true.

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�Bernie would have won,� has emerged as a mantra for the progressive left.

lol

Sanders is like the Anti-Trump because when you read his tweets he seems like the best person in the country rather than the worst.

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/884126009007669250

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/884130031349280768

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:17

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

NotWearingPants posted:

Sanders is like the Anti-Trump because when you read his tweets he seems like the best person in the country rather than the worst.

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/884126009007669250

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/884130031349280768

Where are the exclamation points?! These tweets are low-energy. Sad!

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:20

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Krinkle posted:

https://twitter.com/andymoney69/status/884800341086265344

I like that depending on the order you read this in it can sound like laughing exasperation or a quick descent into hair-pulling rage

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:26

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/884793492098232320

Good way to make sure the Trumps get blindsided by the next scoop that makes them look bad.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:26

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

To make sure I follow:

DJTJR States he was meeting to talk about adoption.
DJTJR changes mind and admits he was meeting to get info to help them win the election.
DJTJR posts screenshots of emails proving he collided with Russians because...?

This is the plot to a lovely video game.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:30

Synthwave Crusader: Feb 13, 2011

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/884793492098232320

Good way to make sure the Trumps get blindsided by the next scoop that makes them look bad.

Uh not really. This one actually worked out well for the Times because Diaper Don Jr. admitted to it. You can loving bet that if the Times published first the retarded MAGA-Chuds would spend the next 24-72 hours screaming FAKE NEWS until the Trump camp issued a statment.

Granted they're still shouting FAKE NEWS but at least everyone knows it's not.

Also lol Kushner is going to to eat a Polonium-laced bullet from the Russians soon, he's way too tied up in all of this, even more so than Donald "Cheeto-Man In Chief" Trump.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:31

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

Tiny Lowtax posted:

To make sure I follow:

DJTJR States he was meeting to talk about adoption.
DJTJR changes mind and admits he was meeting to get info to help them win the election.
DJTJR posts screenshots of emails proving he collided with Russians because...?

This is the plot to a lovely video game.

Are YOU a bad enough son to gently caress over the President?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:34

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

Schlub Husband posted:

For the love of god can this matter please? Can something finally matter for once?

https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/868091875093340161

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:34

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

reminder that the troubled property kushner took out a compromising trillion dollar russian oligarch loan on is 666 5th avenue, because reality is breaking down around us

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:35

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:35

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

lol the piss tape is actually real lawl!

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:35

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

Avirosb posted:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:36

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

gender illusionist posted:

lol the piss tape is actually real lawl!

It's all real and better than expected

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:41

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

my new dog posted:

It's all real and better than expected

i haven't done so many trump lols for quite a while. To be perfectly honest I'd grown a little resistant to it all

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:43

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

i had to explain in the cafeteria at work why my usually stone spergy face was lit up with a grin: cause i was laffin at tweets

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:45

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/884588722028675073

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:46

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

I can't believe James Comey leaked his opening statements

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:47

Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

the piss tape actually features DJTJR pissing alongside the russian hookers, doing his best to beat their flow, all while staring straight into the eyes of his fat father, who is masturbating furiously.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:47

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/884842449402822657

Oh yes, such great transparency.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:48

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

AKA Pseudonym posted:

https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/884590038109085696

i was just thinking how he doesnt look particularly like trump sr (or any of the other goblin spawn)

if trump and ivana are both naturally blond (?) and its a recessive allele....

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:49

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

the piss tape actually features DJTJR pissing alongside the russian hookers, doing his best to beat their flow, all while staring straight into the eyes of his fat father, who is masturbating furiously.

This can't be true because Donæld the Younger would have released it by now to quell the rumors that it was just daddy and a couple hookers.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:49

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Yes I murdered him just dont take me to court

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:51

Professor of Cats: Mar 22, 2009

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

j/k consequences are dead and this will pass like a fart in the wind for some even bigger scandal to be normalized and shrugged off next week

I've completely resigned to this because it is true and will remain true forever.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:54

morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

"My son is a high quality person" --said no dad ever

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:54

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

My son is high-quality, just like all Trump-branded products.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:57

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

My son provides high quality lols.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:58

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

Don Jr's thoughts in animation form:

https://youtu.be/0fzcA3RSVTQ

# ? Jul 11, 2017 19:59

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

https://twitter.com/billoreilly/status/884836193376108544

"I hired someone to kill my husband, but the person flaked on me so I'm off the hook, right??"

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:07

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

nooneofconsequence posted:

My son is high-quality, just like all Trump-branded products.

lmao Donny Jr. is a Trump Steak tier offspring for sure

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:07

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

have they been arrested by our lord and savior James Comey yet?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:11

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

Lol our database system at work has Fox News headlines running along the side and even they can't spin this. Yesterday they tried by making the headlines about Don Jr denying the allegations rather than the allegations themselves, but today they can't even do that. Lmfao

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:14

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

Avirosb posted:

Lmfao @ this, as well

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:15

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Avirosb posted:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:15

morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

gender illusionist posted:

have they been arrested by our lordy and savior James Comey yet?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:16

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

our database system at work has Fox News headlines running along the side

Lol wtf

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:17

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# ? May 27, 2024 17:25

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Lol our database system at work has Fox News headlines running along the side and even they can't spin this. Yesterday they tried by making the headlines about Don Jr denying the allegations rather than the allegations themselves, but today they can't even do that. Lmfao

Fox News right now.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:21

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