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Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Random Stranger posted:

Are you a cop, Over There? You have to tell us if you�re a cop. Also, if you have incriminating e-mails regarding Trump.

No and yes

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:18

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 21:14

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Three Olives posted:

Also Clinton is NOT THE loving PRESIDENT. Who gives a poo poo about the emails anymore, she lost.

Donald Trump sways between awareness that he is the president, flashbacks to the campaign, and an alternate (albeit more believable) reality where Hillary is president. Who else do you think is stopping him from getting anything done?! Why do you think he's campaigning for 2020?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:19

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUZ6nCFNoU

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:22

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

free hubcaps posted:

from the article:

"The President�s position took Mr Tillerson by surprise, and sources say he suspected Mr Kushner was behind it all.
A source close to Mr Tillerson told The American Conservative that the Secretary of State is convinced that some of Mr Trump�s remarks were written by UAE ambassador Yousef Al Otaiba � a close friend of Mr Kushner."

lmao if true

Trump is so dumb he doesn't even realize that everything Kushner does is to get out from under the $billion+ in loans he took out and has no way to repay.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:23

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

gender illusionist posted:

PISSSSSSSS TAAAAAAPE

https://twitter.com/abwrig/status/8...genumber%3D2236

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:25

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Knight posted:

Donald Trump sways between awareness that he is the president, flashbacks to the campaign, and an alternate (albeit more believable) reality where Hillary is president.
Who else do you think is stopping him from getting anything done?! Why do you think he's campaigning for 2020?

"Trump's ability to see every single timeline simultaneously has taken a toll on his sanity, your honor."

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:28

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

NotWearingPants posted:

Trump is so dumb he doesn't even realize that everything Kushner does is to get out from under the $billion+ in loans he took out and has no way to repay.

He should just take a page out of his FIL's playbook and ~~threaten to declare bankrupcy on his debtors~~ get ~~a bunch of hookers~~ Ivanka to piss on him.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:29

Captain Gordon: Jul 22, 2004

I know that nothing will happen because consequences don't exist in the United States of America anymore, but holy lol today has been great.

edit: I hope donny has to pardon junior in the end, that would be extra lols

Captain Gordon fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jul 11, 2017

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:32

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUZ6nCFNoU

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:33

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Random Stranger posted:

Are you a cop, Over There? You have to tell us if you're a cop. Also, if you have incriminating e-mails regarding Trump.

I think we all have incriminating emails now.

lol

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:38

Coco Rodreguiz: Jan 12, 2007; Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.

Trump praises his son for transparency but refuses to release his tax returns.

Piss tape is real

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:40

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Not a single fucking olive in sight

https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/884867432816402434

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:44

Coco Rodreguiz: Jan 12, 2007; Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/884867432816402434

Hmbol

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:46

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/884867432816402434

Also I wonder if everyone is going to be saying "I love it" to donny jr all week.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:46

Nude: Nov 16, 2014; I have no idea what I'm doing.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/884033889613828096

World War Mammories posted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/884789418455953413
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/884789839522140166
is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a pisstape
a stupid reality

Holy poo poo, this feels like a direct to video b-movie that you would stumble upon netflix and only make it halfway through before turning it off and rolling your eyes.

This all happened in the course of 2 days.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:46

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/884867432816402434

lol our country sucks rear end.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:48

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

kushner qatar thing has teeth,

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-kushner-attempted-to-get-500-million-bailout-from-former-qatari-prime-minister/

After the FBI concluded that Russian hackers sent out fake messages from the Qatari government falsely quoting Emir of Qatar Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani in a statement supporting Iran and denouncing Mr.Trump, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called for an end to the blockade against Qatar.

However, the president contradicted Tillerson's message with his own comments that Qatar is has "historically been a funder of terrorism at a very high level."

According to The Intercept, Tillerson believes Mr. Trump's comments, were written by UAE Ambassador Yousef Al-Otaiba and delivered to the president by Jared Kushner himself.

wonder what countries next, who doesn't pay up.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:54

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

*whispers*

_{_{piss tape is real}}

# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:58

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Go to bed at 1am Aussie time thinking it would be hilarious if some brave soul released Diaper Don's emails.

Wake up into a worlds where Diaper Don is that hero.

Brain melting in a sea of boiling lols

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:00

akiyba: Jan 28, 2009

https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/884874065844088832

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:01

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

I've been gone all day, was the piss tape confirmed real? also I heard Baby ~~bowser~~ trump just posted his treason is that also real and lol worthy

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:01

Looke: Aug 2, 2013

Lol

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:04

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

Lime Tonics posted:

kushner qatar thing has teeth,

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-kushner-attempted-to-get-500-million-bailout-from-former-qatari-prime-minister/

After the FBI concluded that Russian hackers sent out fake messages from the Qatari government falsely quoting Emir of Qatar Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani in a statement supporting Iran and denouncing Mr.Trump, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called for an end to the blockade against Qatar.

However, the president contradicted Tillerson's message with his own comments that Qatar is has "historically been a funder of terrorism at a very high level."

According to The Intercept, Tillerson believes Mr. Trump's comments, were written by UAE Ambassador Yousef Al-Otaiba and delivered to the president by Jared Kushner himself.

wonder what countries next, who doesn't pay up.

kushy-kush also lied meggggga hard on his SF86 security clearance form. historically thats a major major no-no but who knows anymore

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:07

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Lime Tonics posted:

kushner qatar thing has teeth,

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-kushner-attempted-to-get-500-million-bailout-from-former-qatari-prime-minister/

After the FBI concluded that Russian hackers sent out fake messages from the Qatari government falsely quoting Emir of Qatar Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani in a statement supporting Iran and denouncing Mr.Trump, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called for an end to the blockade against Qatar.

However, the president contradicted Tillerson's message with his own comments that Qatar is has "historically been a funder of terrorism at a very high level."

According to The Intercept, Tillerson believes Mr. Trump's comments, were written by UAE Ambassador Yousef Al-Otaiba and delivered to the president by Jared Kushner himself.

wonder what countries next, who doesn't pay up.

lmao, if this turns out to be true you are officially a banana republic. Congrats

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:09

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

diaper don showing us men how to really let it all go

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:09

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Dizz posted:

I've been gone all day, was the piss tape confirmed real? also I heard Baby ~~bowser~~ trump just posted his treason is that also real and lol worthy

The piss tape was released almost half a day ago. We're all about the incest tape series now.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:10

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

lmao, if this turns out to be true you are officially a banana republic. Congrats

posting this until the end of time:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/01/america-you-look-like-an-arab-country-right-now-214678

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:10

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/st...%3D2247%23pti31

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:19

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Treason:

quote:

There is no international armed conflict between the United States and Russia, nor has Congress done anything to recognize one, so �war� is out. The �enemies� question is a bit harder, because the treason statute does not specifically define the term �enemies,� and because that term is often bandied about to describe lots of groups whose interests are at least nominally adverse to the United States.

But a statute enacted not long after the treason statute�the Alien Enemy Act of 1798�is much more specific about who alien �enemies� are, referring to �all natives, citizens, denizens, or subjects� of a country against which the United States has �declared war.� This is an extremely narrow definition (we haven�t declared war since 1942), and does not even cover the opposing side in un-declared wars, such as Vietnam, the conflict against al Qaeda and its affiliates, and so on. But even assuming, for the sake of argument, that the treason statute is broader than the Alien Enemy Act, and that opposing forces under more limited use-of-force authorizations are indeed �enemies� for purposes of the treason statute (there are vanishingly few examples of such prosecutions), it still requires, at a minimum, the existence of an armed conflict under both domestic and international law�something noticeably lacking with regard to the United States and Russia. Consider United States v. McWilliams, a treason prosecution from World War II. In McWilliams, the D.C. district court rejected those aspects of a treason charge that arose from conduct the defendant engaged in on behalf of Nazi Germany between 1933 and 1940 because �an essential element therein is aid and comfort to �enemies� and Germany did not become a statutory enemy until December 1941.� Indeed, even at the height of the Cold War, it was not treason to commit espionage on behalf of the Soviet Union, because we weren�t actually �at war� with Russia.

It may seem strange to adopt such a narrow definition of �enemies� for purposes of the treason statute, but there are longstanding and really important reasons carefully to cabin the scope of the statute. As the Seventh Circuit explained in 1986, �[t]he reason for the restrictive definition is apparent from the historical backdrop of the treason clause. The framers of the Constitution were reluctant to facilitate such prosecutions because they were well aware of abuses, and they themselves were traitors in the eyes of England.�

There are other, less serious, statutes that Americans might violate through their collusion with foreign powers, friend or foe. But we would do well to save �treason,� both legally and colloquially, for the rare but critically important cases in which it actually occurs.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:19

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Teikanmi posted:

lol holy poo poo

also i bet trump takes credit for Al-Baghdadi being killed just like obama took credit for bin laden

XMNN posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/884750055776948225

lol

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:21

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

akiyba posted:

https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/884874065844088832

lmao

say what you will about twitter, it makes a fantastic platform to dunk on the president of the united states of america and his idiot children

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:26

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/884896098015473664

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:31

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Code Jockey posted:

lmao

say what you will about twitter, it makes a fantastic platform to dunk on the president of the united states of america and his idiot children

I just got a twitter account a few days ago specifically for this purpose.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:34

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/884896098015473664

lol

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:35

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

There's also this huge LOL:

https://twitter.com/TheToddWilliams/status/884807502378008576

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:36

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

lol we�d have Hillary collusion scandal instead. Both timelines filled to the brim with lols

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:37

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

All the major news networks are shredding trump, playing back all the times everyone said no, no meetings, no nothing.

I guess the fake news hates being called fake, who knew?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:38

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

ambient robot posted:

I would have thought they would have decided on lawyers after the first dozen times they were advised to lawyer up

If I had a billionaire dad as pouts and worked with him and his business I'd prob have one from get go.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:42

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

George H.W. oval office posted:

lol we�d have Hillary collusion scandal instead. Both timelines filled to the brim with lols

In the Hillary timeline, right now Fox News is on day three of its coverage of Hillary getting up at the table at the G20 for a side meeting and having the deputy secretary of state sit in.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:44

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Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Burt Sexual posted:

billionaire dad as pouts

Autocorrect or straight up typo this is great.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:47

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