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ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

BAE OF PIGS posted:

What happened in the last 2 hours that there are so many new pages?

hello, ancient one

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

BAE OF PIGS posted:

What happened in the last 2 hours that there are so many new pages?

welcome to the post pisstape world

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

gonna pour out a forty when president mcmaster happens and we're plunged into trillion dollar foreverwars

how would you tell the difference from normal

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:42

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

In all seriousness my guess is..... 5 weeks ago?

nah like 2 years ago

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:43

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

gonna pour out a forty when president mcmaster happens and we're plunged into trillion dollar foreverwars

honestly a war is starting to sound pretty nice compared to this constant political chaos

now I know a little bit how the media felt back when they collectively ejaculated when trump bombed that empty airfield in syria that was operational again within 24 hours

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:43

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

i mean how would you tell the difference from normal

because we'd be attacking russians and russian client states

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:43

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

my knees a hurtin

feels like a realignment in the air eyup

how's voter suppression stuff goin

i still believe in that

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:43

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

sheriff can mean different things from state to state. mostly they are just normal guys who deliver warrants and move prisoners from jail to the courthouse

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:43

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

remember when donald john trump ordered an american soldier to shoot a 8 year old American girl with a pretty red bow through the neck and left her to bleed out for two hours in the yemen desert before she died

I remember

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:43

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Weeping Wound posted:

welcome to the future, friend!!!!!!!

how was your cryo workout

stone cold

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

navyjack: Jul 15, 2006

Joementum posted:

yes, fire reince, he's the problem. everything will be better without reince

https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/884936388063494144

I also love that melania is getting in on this

Aren't Priebus and Pence like the only two inner circle folks who actually have any practical experience in how Washington works?

Unrelated: Joementum, you've been a pretty principled Russia skeptic. Is this current go-round giving you second thoughts?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Vertical Lime posted:

how's voter suppression stuff goin

i still believe in that

that kind of hits diminishing returns when you start alienating white people as well

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SKULL.GIF posted:

I like how in the UK election like five months ago Labour won a district that had been Tory for over a literal century

this is the second ruby red district in oklahoma thats flipped now

i'm not sure what that means but its something

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

fun fact: in Vermont is each town elects a High Bailiff whose sole job is to arrest the Sheriff

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

SKULL.GIF posted:

remember when donald john trump ordered an american soldier to shoot a 8 year old American girl with a pretty red bow through the neck and left her to bleed out for two hours in the yemen desert before she died

I remember

yes but have you considered

pence got hosed by a horse

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

damnit my balls just rippd through my boxers

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

SKULL.GIF posted:

remember when donald john trump ordered an american soldier to shoot a 8 year old American girl with a pretty red bow through the neck and left her to bleed out for two hours in the yemen desert before she died

I remember

and that same soldier got shot in the head

and was a navy seal

logikv9 posted:

yes but have you considered

pence got hosed by a horse

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Vertical Lime posted:

how's voter suppression stuff goin

i still believe in that

the problem for the gop is that if yer pissin off all the suburban white people voter suppression doesn't really help!!!

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

SKULL.GIF posted:

honestly a war is starting to sound pretty nice compared to this constant political chaos

now I know a little bit how the media felt back when they collectively ejaculated when trump bombed that empty airfield in syria that was operational again within 24 hours

A war is the magic button that fixes all of Trump's problems with image and media treatment and I honestly have no clue why he hasn't started one already

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

SKULL.GIF posted:

remember when donald john trump ordered an american soldier to shoot a 8 year old American girl with a pretty red bow through the neck and left her to bleed out for two hours in the yemen desert before she died

I remember

haha good times

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:44

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Schnorkles posted:

this is the second ruby red district in oklahoma thats flipped now

i'm not sure what that means but its something

_{_{_{_mattering...}}}

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:45

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

euphronius posted:

sheriff can mean different things from state to state. mostly they are just normal guys who deliver warrants and move prisoners from jail to the courthouse

Sometimes it means Jew

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:45

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/884949731021119488

Never Not Confused

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:45

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

the words bailiff and sheriff aren't related etymologically

neat!!

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:45

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Joementum posted:

fun fact: in Vermont is each town elects a High Bailiff whose sole job is to arrest the Sheriff

that seems like a hotly contested position

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:45

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

horses can't consent

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:46

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Internet Webguy posted:

big shock: circa news is owned by sinclair broadcasting

oh word? those are the people that help gently caress up music right?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:46

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/884895963592220673

Just keep digging... just keep digging...

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:46

AmericanBarbarian: Nov 23, 2011

BAE OF PIGS posted:

What happened in the last 2 hours that there are so many new pages?

A survivor of the Before Times! Quick ancient one, tell me of the over-world.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:46

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

euphronius posted:

the words bailiff and sheriff aren't related etymologically

neat!!

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/squidbillies/sharif/

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:46

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

that kind of hits diminishing returns when you start alienating white people as well

let's just suppress white voters

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:46

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

703 posted:

https://twitter.com/wxdam/status/884943951492415488

https://twitter.com/rkrehbiel/status/884938406635208705

The Democats slow slog back to power

??? Election results good????????

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:46

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

So is sticking it to Trump considered bad to anyone but morons?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:47

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/DKElections/status/884951540141703168

actually it was two districts, dems won them both

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:47

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/squidbillies/sharif/

I don't know why you posted a link at me but sharif is totally not related to sheriff. !!

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:47

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

the problem for the gop is that if yer pissin off all the suburban white people voter suppression doesn't really help!!!

i read that the gop even last year were losing the immediate suburbs

i mean the loving oc went blue

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:48

Patter Song: Mar 26, 2010; Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.; Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

kinda gotta think that pence is thinking rn that he's going to be president

gonna enjoy him wiltering away as trump manages to weather scandal after scandal for the next 3 years

Pence would be stupid if he didn't at least consider the option, though Trump's more likely than not to be in office for the rest of the term. The very fact that there's a non-zero chance (and higher than usual for Vice Presidents) chance that he becomes President means that Pence hosting separate fundraisers and setting up his own SuperPAC like he's done absolutely makes sense.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:48

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

A war is the magic button that fixes all of Trump's problems with image and media treatment and I honestly have no clue why he hasn't started one already

he's a huge coward

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:48

ThndrShk2k: Nov 3, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo; Bread Liar

Joementum posted:

it is illegal for the CIA to conduct operations on American soil

But isn't Anonymous more of a foreign entity than American?

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ThndrShk2k: Nov 3, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo; Bread Liar

Also it being illegal never stopped them before.

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