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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


NecroMonster posted:

my favorite word contains only two unique letters and is a palindrome

cuc?

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/884952221145640960

shucks the lil guy just wants to kill endangered species and help illegally enrich the most powerful man in the country is that so wrong?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

JosefStalinator posted:

aw chill schnorkles im just bein snide

dem victories are good

PURGE THEM ALL :byodood:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



oh yeah wasn't this chick gonna replace Spicer? what happened with that? did melania put the kibosh on that?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

i want to play stellaris but i've had a couple beers and my attention span is poo poo

Secret tech for Stellaris: just build more ships than the other guy

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




that's not a person, that's a person-sized doll. you can't fool me.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Schnorkles posted:

PURGE THEM ALL :byodood:

now we're talkin

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009


well there are four letters, it is plosive, but more in the vein of the p sound and less k sound

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

703 posted:

Well this made my night, sorry if it's old news

https://twitter.com/IceManNYR/status/884933032016216065

Seriously tho this is the "I'm shocked to find gambling " of the Tucker Carlson Show

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

NecroMonster posted:

well there are four letters, it is plosive, but more in the vein of the p sound and less k sound

its poop isnt it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SKULL.GIF posted:

oh yeah wasn't this chick gonna replace Spicer? what happened with that? did melania put the kibosh on that?

Naw her PR people were floating it hoping they could will it into reality, which is a valid tactic

She's a looker but she's also like 50 and thus way, way too old for Trump

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lawman 0 posted:

Secret tech for Stellaris: just build more ships than the other guy

yeah, the whole "combat" part of stellaris isn't really well done

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

and becuse it's got a oo sound in the middle you can stretch it out, make it really big

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

oh yeah wasn't this chick gonna replace Spicer? what happened with that? did melania put the kibosh on that?

she did she's just on fox

AmericanBarbarian
Nov 23, 2011

BAE OF PIGS posted:

ok wtf happened. seriously

Either the mattering is beginning or everyone had to reassess their guess for how low the Trump family average IQ is.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/joshcomers/status/884870087047622656

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
holy loving christ do i want to punch hannity

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

deadgoon posted:

wait ur name isn't al???????

actually wait a second i use my full name everywhere including sa lol, i just don use my last name on sa

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

A war is the magic button that fixes all of Trump's problems with image and media treatment and I honestly have no clue why he hasn't started one already

His only options for a war are Russian allies, and that's gotta be the one thing that would get the piss tape released.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
hey guys hate to break it to you but tomorrow both the Piss Tape AND a photo of Trump sucking Putins cock can come out and nothing would happen to him. you cant make a shameless person suddenly gain a conscience.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Al! posted:

actually wait a second i use my full name everywhere including sa lol, i just don use my last name on sa

Al!, son of Jeb!

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Al-Saqr posted:

hey guys hate to break it to you but tomorrow both the Piss Tape AND a photo of Trump sucking Putins cock can come out and nothing would happen to him. you cant make a shameless person suddenly gain a conscience.

oh no we wld be very devastated if the piss tape dropped

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

PostNouveau posted:

His only options for a war are Russian allies, and that's gotta be the one thing that would get the piss tape released.

Nah he'll try to declare war on Ecuador or some poo poo randomly because he heard something on Infowars and/or mistook it on the map for Iran.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/DKElections/status/884951540141703168

actually it was two districts, dems won them both

hoyl smokes is this really the mattering or am i dreaming?

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Al-Saqr posted:

hey guys hate to break it to you but tomorrow both the Piss Tape AND a photo of Trump sucking Putins cock can come out and nothing would happen to him. you cant make a shameless person suddenly gain a conscience.

I'd love to see bitchell spin that.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Al-Saqr posted:

hey guys hate to break it to you but tomorrow both the Piss Tape AND a photo of Trump sucking Putins cock can come out and nothing would happen to him. you cant make a shameless person suddenly gain a conscience.

i dont care i just want to see the piss tape..... do you have it?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Al! posted:

actually wait a second i use my full name everywhere including sa lol, i just don use my last name on sa

yeah you do, you inherited your last name from your father, jeb!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

im so confused+

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'd love to see bitchell spin that.

"LIBERALS ARE THE REAL HOMOPHOBES!!!"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Agrajag posted:

hoyl smokes is this really the mattering or am i dreaming?

this is what is called, "white people just wanting to make all the unpleasant stuff go away"

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Joementum posted:

reminder: this meme is about a sheriff who sucks you off

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/884943566010634241

hmm, good knowledge of anatomy, poop would be stored there :thunk:

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Regular Nintendo posted:

holy loving christ do i want to punch hannity

be careful. he knows crave maga

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Agrajag posted:

hoyl smokes is this really the mattering or am i dreaming?

not sure tbh. the two previous seat holders resigned with a bit of scandal and at least in the senate seat, its a recently drawn district

but there's an enthusiasm gap and some previously safe republican voters (white suburbanites) are showing signs of being uppity. Another year of this and things could get pretty wild in 2018

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


PostNouveau posted:

His only options for a war are Russian allies, and that's gotta be the one thing that would get the piss tape released.

Good thing Jared's been stirring up trouble with Qatar!

There's even already an American army there! How convenient!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I'm not going to be happy until they all admit the earth is four billion years old

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Joementum posted:

reminder: this meme is about a sheriff who sucks you off

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/884943566010634241

someone pls make c-spam sheriff with :thunk: face and other things, tia

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Joementum posted:

🤔🤔🤔 I wonder who the source of these leaks is

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/884950648688701440

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/884582631018463232

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
2dcat get your poo poo together and make more news happen

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

703 posted:

Well this made my night, sorry if it's old news

https://twitter.com/IceManNYR/status/884933032016216065

cucked on his own talkshow

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