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Angry Diplomat: Nov 7, 2009; Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Dewgy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMbsBkjMwbc

I really wish I knew why this happened so I could do it again. Great stress reliever!

The shiv button just plain didn't work. I definitely tried.

I really enjoy the creative problem solving on display here.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:47

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 13:41

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

Poor Roach, thought of trees and.... oh.

http://i.imgur.com/MySWPmb.gifv

# ? Jul 12, 2017 02:50

FutonForensic: Nov 11, 2012

Nordick posted:

Poor Roach, thought of trees and.... oh.

http://i.imgur.com/MySWPmb.gifv

If .gifs could play sound, you'd be hearing Ginuwine right now.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:12

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Nordick posted:

Poor Roach, thought of trees and tried.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:23

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

I just reinstalled up Wolfenstein TNO for the first time in several months because I felt like playing it again and

This does not seem quite right

# ? Jul 13, 2017 04:20

Slowflake: Aug 18, 2010

CJacobs posted:

I just reinstalled up Wolfenstein TNO for the first time in several months because I felt like playing it again and

This does not seem quite right

Night of Long ~~Knives~~ GUNS

# ? Jul 17, 2017 17:11

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

It's a sawed-on shotgun.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 20:18

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

WW2 DLC for Arms looking good

# ? Jul 17, 2017 20:20

bookkeeper: Jul 14, 2010; it means "the kapital"

Strudel Man posted:

It's a sawed-on shotgun.

# ? Jul 18, 2017 03:07

TGLT: Aug 14, 2009

Empyrion is an early access video game about space
https://giant.gfycat.com/WindingIdolizedGeese.mp4

or something

# ? Jul 30, 2017 16:24

Rech: Dec 26, 2011

Spot 4 things wrong with this Rise of the Tomb Raider quest giver:

1. standing in t-pose...
2. ...inside a tree stump
3. there is a rope coming out of his rear end
4. he is smoking for some reason

# ? Jul 30, 2017 18:01

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

You don't become the tomb raider without seeing some crazy poo poo tho

# ? Jul 30, 2017 18:23

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Rech posted:

Spot 4 things wrong with this Rise of the Tomb Raider quest giver:

1. standing in t-pose...
2. ...inside a tree stump
3. there is a rope coming out of his rear end
4. he is smoking for some reason

Star Citizen lookin' good!

# ? Jul 30, 2017 18:43

Quill: Jan 19, 2004

Rech posted:

Spot 4 things wrong with this Rise of the Tomb Raider quest giver:

Looks like they've finally gone too far with the supernatural elements.

# ? Jul 30, 2017 21:01

CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Why is Lara dressed like Geralt?

# ? Aug 1, 2017 09:22

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Because in that game you stumble upon a medieval-ish tech civilization living in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and thus half the available outfits for Lara are medieval themed.

She's just trying to fit in man.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 09:28

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

And he's just trying to fit in stump.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 09:29

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

TGLT posted:

Empyrion is an early access video game about space
https://giant.gfycat.com/WindingIdolizedGeese.mp4

or something

Early access? It looks like it was made in 1990.

Those textures look like they could have come from System Shock 1.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 13:05

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

The earliest access is back in time.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 13:19

synthetik: Feb 28, 2007; I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

There was one random patrol encounter at the lumbermill in RotTR that always ended in an enemy t-posing. It was the same one every time. I figure it's a borked spawn point.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:46

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

I did like that in Saints Row 4 if you cause enough chaos enemies start to spawn in the T-pose as a deliberate move by the devs, to show that you're loving up the alien matrix just that much.

# ? Aug 1, 2017 20:54

Che Delilas: Nov 23, 2009; FREE TIBET WEED

Gorilla Salad posted:

Early access? It looks like it was made in 1990.

Those textures look like they could have come from System Shock 1.

It's fine, man, we'll program the game first and then go back and do the assets later. Maybe contract them out for a few thou. Distributed development!

# ? Aug 2, 2017 10:20

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

haveblue posted:

I did like that in Saints Row 4 if you cause enough chaos enemies start to spawn in the T-pose as a deliberate move by the devs, to show that you're loving up the alien matrix just that much.

Yeah there was some mission where you get a virus gun or something and all the pedestrian models started doing that thing where random points on their model were set to like the maximum x value of the map/space so they had giant glitched limb spikes and stuff, it even made me put my hand down by my pc box to see if it was blasting heat

# ? Aug 2, 2017 16:01

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4L2jUhZuo&t=2230s
12:20
37:10
43:15
1:06:50
1:08:05
1:21:55

Kennel has a new favorite as of 16:49 on Aug 2, 2017

# ? Aug 2, 2017 16:43

Puppy Time: Mar 1, 2005

Che Delilas posted:

It's fine, man, we'll program the game first and then go back and do the assets later. Maybe contract them out for a few thou. Distributed development!

I mean, that IS how development tends to work. Just usually they wait to release it until it doesn't look like garbage.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 16:48

Owl Inspector: Sep 14, 2011

Regular Nintendo posted:

Yeah there was some mission where you get a virus gun or something and all the pedestrian models started doing that thing where random points on their model were set to like the maximum x value of the map/space so they had giant glitched limb spikes and stuff, it even made me put my hand down by my pc box to see if it was blasting heat

This is a common thing in SR4. There are rifts in the world where all the nearby NPCs have common graphical glitches applied to them intentionally, so they'll snap into the T-pose, have eyes and teeth but no face, try to use animations that don't fit their skeleton, turn into a mess of polygons, etc. it's amazing

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:41

Icedude: Mar 30, 2004

Digirat posted:

This is a common thing in SR4. There are rifts in the world where all the nearby NPCs have common graphical glitches applied to them intentionally, so they'll snap into the T-pose, have eyes and teeth but no face, try to use animations that don't fit their skeleton, turn into a mess of polygons, etc. it's amazing

There were also the side-missions where you had to fight waves of them trying to kill you, and they showed up in cars that were equally glitchy. Cars where the body span around instead of the wheels, upside-down cars, and cars that were just the wheels and the NPCs just floating in the air between them were the most noticeable ones

# ? Aug 2, 2017 17:51

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Icedude posted:

cars that were just the wheels and the NPCs just floating in the air between them

That was an actual glitch that'd happen in Saints Row 1. I remember somebody wrote a song about it and there was a video but I can't find it.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:37

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

All of those were glitches from Saints Row 1. It was a very, very bad game.

It's cool that they've got a sense of humour about it

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:47

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

RandomFerret posted:

All of those were glitches from Saints Row 1. It was a very, very bad game.

It's cool that they've got a sense of humour about it

Volition is the kind of dev that will find glitches, realize they are hilarious or useful, and keep them. Saints Row 1 and 2 I think both had the thing where you could instantly enter a car by stealing it from the roof, bypassing the animation. This ruled.

2 also had this one where if you used a defib on corpses it would launch them into the air, they decided to keep it and I think made a video showing it off.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 19:55

Chuds McGreedy: Aug 26, 2007; Jumanji

Zereth posted:

That was an actual glitch that'd happen in Saints Row 1. I remember somebody wrote a song about it and there was a video but I can't find it.

Buggy Saints Row: The Musical?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l_YN-yRCVY

# ? Aug 2, 2017 20:29

Gripen5: Nov 3, 2003; 'Startocaster' is more fun to say than I expected.

Kennel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4L2jUhZuo&t=2230s
12:20
37:10
43:15
1:06:50
1:08:05
1:21:55

I have no idea why glitching wrestling games make me laugh so much, but thank you for that. And for the time stamps too. Not sure I would have wanted to watch the whole thing.

Reminds me of the one from a few years back where one of the guys was flying around the air uncontrollably resulting in him disappearing off the screen/map. Then he triumphantly returned through a slow walk back into the ring like 10 minutes later.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 21:17

Double Punctuation: Dec 30, 2009; Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Gripen5 posted:

I have no idea why glitching wrestling games make me laugh so much, but thank you for that. And for the time stamps too. Not sure I would have wanted to watch the whole thing.

Reminds me of the one from a few years back where one of the guys was flying around the air uncontrollably resulting in him disappearing off the screen/map. Then he triumphantly returned through a slow walk back into the ring like 10 minutes later.

That's this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AweVxT1aKY

Yukes can't get ladders to not glitch out constantly. Another good one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iz66GJNqj4

"Where's Bam Bam going?"

# ? Aug 3, 2017 06:59

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Chuds McGreedy posted:

Buggy Saints Row: The Musical?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l_YN-yRCVY

Yes! That exact video. I couldn't remember the exact title and google wasn't helping.

# ? Aug 3, 2017 09:00

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Kennel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4L2jUhZuo&t=2230s
12:20
37:10
43:15
1:06:50
1:08:05
1:21:55

On a similar note

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an5H_0vKLJA

# ? Aug 3, 2017 10:16

liquidypoo: Aug 23, 2006; Chew on that... you overgrown son of a bitch.

Light Gun Man posted:

Volition is the kind of dev that will find glitches, realize they are hilarious or useful, and keep them. Saints Row 1 and 2 I think both had the thing where you could instantly enter a car by stealing it from the roof, bypassing the animation. This ruled.

2 also had this one where if you used a defib on corpses it would launch them into the air, they decided to keep it and I think made a video showing it off.

That's easily the best attitude to have as a game dev. When Hyrule Warriors had a hilarious glitch that let you swap specific weapons to specific characters, we ended up with Link dancing around like a J-pop idol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzoYW9vwRdE

Skip to 3:05, specifically.

But since this is Nintendo and all, it was promptly fixed and now you can't trick the game into equipping weapons on the wrong characters.

# ? Aug 4, 2017 22:59

Eela6: May 25, 2007; Shredded Hen

liquidypoo posted:

That's easily the best attitude to have as a game dev. When Hyrule Warriors had a hilarious glitch that let you swap specific weapons to specific characters, we ended up with Link dancing around like a J-pop idol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzoYW9vwRdE

Skip to 3:05, specifically.

But since this is Nintendo and all, it was promptly fixed and now you can't trick the game into equipping weapons on the wrong characters.

This is great. Who knew Link had moves like that?

# ? Aug 5, 2017 01:31