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Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
What are you TAAAAWWWWWKing about

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Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Opie could've almost made a good joke with the "Your Mom's Box" message but he had to be Opie.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
:lol:

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
I asked for this before, I'll try again: I remember a clip of an Opie-heavy segment--might have been one of his fights or greggshell moments--that had edited his voice's pitch to sound extra whiny. It cracked me the gently caress up.

I think I found the source (of some of them?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkZBIbTDsmA Under the names "High pitch tits" and "HPT"

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
why

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


Notice how you don't see the wife and the kid in the car? Because the son is worried and the wife is swearing under her breath that she got stuck with either this load or Bam Margera drinking himself to death.

Sometimes in life you're given a choice between two awful options.

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr

Wow this is actually real! http://twitter.com/opieshow

Victorkm
Nov 25, 2001


Bet Paul is running that.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Morter posted:

I asked for this before, I'll try again: I remember a clip of an Opie-heavy segment--might have been one of his fights or greggshell moments--that had edited his voice's pitch to sound extra whiny. It cracked me the gently caress up.

I think I found the source (of some of them?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkZBIbTDsmA Under the names "High pitch tits" and "HPT"

I am lmfao listening to this right now, I can't believe how good the edit job is on his voice to make him sound so whiny. Oh my god it's perfect, how is this even possible.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

beep by grandpa posted:

I am lmfao listening to this right now, I can't believe how good the edit job is on his voice to make him sound so whiny. Oh my god it's perfect, how is this even possible.

It is pretty awesome. I searched on YouTube under 'high pitched tits' and the person doing this has some really awesome talent. Of course with Opie they have one hell of a subject.

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

That high-pitched Gregg video had me lorffin' and lorffin'. What a weird, ridiculously niche joke - I'm glad I'm not the only dismal cretin who finds it hilarious.

Also as a bonus it got me to listen to the excellent "South African classic of the 80s", 'Check Out The Empties': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9xMIcEhiE4

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-inijiCWAf0

Luis realizing that he's continually bumping heads on punchlines with Chip, a character intentionally being terrible, is fantastic. The only thing missing was him doing an 'oh goddamn it :(' afterwards.

Call Me Charlie fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jul 10, 2017

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

https://twitter.com/OpieShow/status/884080363466829825

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Call Me Charlie posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-inijiCWAf0

Luis realizing that he's continually bumping heads on punchlines with Chip, a character intentionally being terrible, is fantastic. The only thing missing was him doing an 'oh goddamn it :(' afterwards.

This podcast would be great at like 30 minutes.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Niwrad posted:

This podcast would be great at like 30 minutes.

WHAAAAAAAA you cant put a leach on the chippa

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

So. Jim and Sam will play middle of the road, Ellis moved to the death slot for "west coast mornings" and is literally only there because of any awesome supporting cast, Opie is gone, DiPaulo is a weird Trumper, and Covino and Rich dont fit on the channel and were explicitly told by Ellis that he vetoed them on the channels inception.

Also we've got Roland eating and Dr Steve telling me my penis is probably fine.

What a great channel.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
Covino and Rich sound like local radio morning zoo show crap. Where the gently caress did they come from?

Jim and Sam with Ellis works. Oddball comedy.

Victorkm
Nov 25, 2001

I don't mind Ellis most of the time except when he's talking about his dumb events he throws and talking about organizing them on the air or anything about motocross or racing or fighting that he gets into. And I am pretty into Love and Heche for some reason I'm not certain of which is his weekend show where he does an hour or two with Anne Heche and maybe his fiancé.

I wish he had any other slot tho and maybe just a Jim and Sam replay in the 11 slot because I am in my car just about every day from 11-5.

I can't even come close to listening to Covino and Rich. I like DiPaulo.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



I never minded Nick DiPaulo as a guest and I'm a flaming leftist. But I tried his new show this weekend when everything was in best of and it was just literal regular right wing political talk show.

At least Anthony had years of making me laugh hysterically before Obama broke him and he started spending 1/3 of each show ranting.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

NM

empty baggie fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Jul 11, 2017

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

NM

empty baggie fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Jul 11, 2017

Tr33
May 26, 2007

Love is a tiny lion holding a donut!
Ronnie had a nice lil double jab at O'Reilly and Opie today.

"O'Reilly no longer at Fox news, I heard he was hanging around mens rooms making sniffing noises"

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Enjoyed hearing Ellis give the worst reading of that movie promo SXM is running across all channels right now. After being tired from hearing it repeatedly from every different show and channel it was great to hear them take the piss out of it for a moment.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

CrashCat posted:

Enjoyed hearing Ellis give the worst reading of that movie promo SXM is running across all channels right now. After being tired from hearing it repeatedly from every different show and channel it was great to hear them take the piss out of it for a moment.

That's just because he's terrible at reading.

He does that with everything to the point that I can't believe it counts for an advertiser.

I used to really like Ellis, but now he's undoubtedly the worst part of his own show.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


That's fine with me, he shouldn't be expected to pretend he enjoys Sherri's Berries or Pajamagrams or whatever the gently caress it is that SXM is shotgun-shilling without any care for the target. poo poo, most of the ads on Faction Talk are the kind of garbage that runs at 3 AM on the TV because they will take an ad spot anywhere if it's cheap. I'm never going to blame the host of a show for the utter failure of the network they're on to put in any effort.

Now go ahead and blame Anthony though cause he made his own drat network.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

CrashCat posted:

That's fine with me, he shouldn't be expected to pretend he enjoys Sherri's Berries or Pajamagrams or whatever the gently caress it is that SXM is shotgun-shilling without any care for the target. poo poo, most of the ads on Faction Talk are the kind of garbage that runs at 3 AM on the TV because they will take an ad spot anywhere if it's cheap. I'm never going to blame the host of a show for the utter failure of the network they're on to put in any effort.

Now go ahead and blame Anthony though cause he made his own drat network.

If I were one of those fly by night things I would pay Ron extra if he could turn it into a Luminencz Bit.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HysykOPK4dU

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

CrashCat posted:

That's fine with me, he shouldn't be expected to pretend he enjoys Sherri's Berries or Pajamagrams or whatever the gently caress it is that SXM is shotgun-shilling without any care for the target. poo poo, most of the ads on Faction Talk are the kind of garbage that runs at 3 AM on the TV because they will take an ad spot anywhere if it's cheap. I'm never going to blame the host of a show for the utter failure of the network they're on to put in any effort.

Now go ahead and blame Anthony though cause he made his own drat network.

Oh I don't care, all SiriusXM commercials are total trash.

Rubiks Pubes
Dec 5, 2003

I wanted to be a neo deconstructivist, but Mom wouldn't let me.
I hate the ads as much as anybody but I’m sure Sirius didn’t make a conscious decision to only allow some companies to advertise that wasn’t based on “gas enough money to buy ad space”

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Rubiks Pubes posted:

I hate the ads as much as anybody but I’m sure Sirius didn’t make a conscious decision to only allow some companies to advertise that wasn’t based on “gas enough money to buy ad space”
Which just shows how dead satellite is, but there's less reason to care all the time

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
It's not dead at all, they have a pretty good strategy forcing it into new car sales, and people love convenience. They should be near death at this point but it's a pretty healthy company right now. As the boomers die off it'll decline but Sirius is good for the next decade at least unless they make some boneheaded moves. The stock has doubled in the last 4 years to $5.40 currently, and it was down to as low as $0.12 back in 2008 when they merged and the whole great recession thing.

An Enormous Boner
Jul 12, 2009

.

An Enormous Boner fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jul 12, 2017

Stokes
Jun 13, 2003

Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.
Anthony got banned from twitter lol.
https://www.twitter.com/anthonycumia

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
i blame libtards

I'll ask here and also research on the reddit: What'd he do to get his rear end banhammered



Yeah that's about what i expected

Morter fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Jul 12, 2017

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjuzxiuIbjs

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Stokes posted:

Anthony got banned from twitter lol.
https://www.twitter.com/anthonycumia

Again? He had his account suspended a few days ago for tweeting #TravelBan at a picture of himself.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Do you think self-driving trucks will still listen to satellite radio?

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Smugworth posted:

Do you think self-driving trucks will still listen to satellite radio?

#universalincome

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Imgur is not embeding on this app but here is one of tweets

https://m.imgur.com/RtXXInX

Supposedly he continually attacked her and then his supporters piled on.

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jul 12, 2017

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Haha, thank you for posting that. Some douchebag alt-right Nazi is saying that Ant got fired for a homophobic joke. Bandwagon harassment is way worse and makes sense given Twitter's administratorship only cares about banning communists who make fun of short Nazis otherwise.

https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/884960486713937920

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Apoplexy posted:

Haha, thank you for posting that. Some douchebag alt-right Nazi is saying that Ant got fired for a homophobic joke. Bandwagon harassment is way worse and makes sense given Twitter's administratorship only cares about banning communists who make fun of short Nazis otherwise.

https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/884960486713937920

That old gag!

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