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vortmax posted:
Get the dual nozzle model; chicks dig it. Heated option not essential, but may be preferred by some.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:05 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 04:57 |
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Probably palate repair from whatever beat the poo poo out of his face. Gunshot wound? Explosive? Like I'm guessing his face got royally hosed up, he mentioned upthread that he lost his eye somehow.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:08 |
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I too, hate dogs
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 20:13 |
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Yea, I remember someone talking about getting a skin graft from parts of their body that grow hair and it doesn't really stop growing hair even if it's in your mouth. I would get that laser hair removal like instantly if I had hair growing out of my mouth. I am bald and I'm thankful that I can grow a decent beard, I would look like a pink thumb if I didn't have something to break my facial lines.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:05 |
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hey, anon confessions at top of r/askreddit, that hive of scum and repeated questions https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6mo33j/reddit_its_time_to_go_throwaway_shopping_what_is/
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 22:13 |
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Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:Probably palate repair from whatever beat the poo poo out of his face. Gunshot wound? Explosive? Yup. I Brake For MILFs posted:Yea, I remember someone talking about getting a skin graft from parts of their body that grow hair and it doesn't really stop growing hair even if it's in your mouth. It was probably me that said that. Laser hair removal would have been nice but I couldn't open my mouth wide enough for the laser. Instead they stuck a small needle in the pores and burned the hair follicles with electricity. Hurt like hell.
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:29 |
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limp_cheese posted:Yup. did you at least get a sweet eyepatch out of the deal?
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# ? Jul 11, 2017 23:52 |
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sneakyfrog posted:did you at least get a sweet eyepatch out of the deal? I'm working on that now. Its a lot harder to get a good eye patch that fits right than I thought.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:25 |
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limp_cheese posted:I'm working on that now. Its a lot harder to get a good eye patch that fits right than I thought. you should get a one. sorry bout the eye
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:30 |
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limp_cheese posted:I'm working on that now. Its a lot harder to get a good eye patch that fits right than I thought. I gotta admit. I was a little upset when you declared yourself Captain of the Sky Pirate fleet, but now I'm totally ok with it.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:49 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I gotta admit. I was a little upset when you declared yourself Captain of the Sky Pirate fleet, but now I'm totally ok with it. well how the hell is he going to see below deck???
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:06 |
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I already explained this you goddamn scallywags.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:36 |
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limp_cheese posted:I'm working on that now. Its a lot harder to get a good eye patch that fits right than I thought. If you don't get this eyepatch, no cap'n of mine ye'll be.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:36 |
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RFC2324 posted:If you don't get this eyepatch, no cap'n of mine ye'll be. Wrong, the classic black eyepatch is better.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:54 |
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Ya'll broke jokes ain't got the balls to get a Fly-PatchTM!
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:03 |
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Zil posted:Wrong, the classic black eyepatch is better.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:05 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ya'll broke jokes ain't got the balls to get a Fly-PatchTM! How do you do fellow kids? /
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:17 |
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I originally wanted something like this: but figuring out how the straps work is a bitch. Physics is a cruel mistress.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:21 |
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Sorry for the feshless afternoon, I was in cat jailquote:Job was through a university, collecting and replacing various sample boxes largely in the middle of nowhere were undergrads were too precious for insurance. It was easy, lonely work that suited me and was on my third season when he started: I don't know how the gently caress a specimen of a man like that manages to exist in the 21st century but he was aggressively racist and prone to overly wordy lectures about species and miscegenation. There wasn't much cause for me to talk to him so I managed to avoid him but anyone with cause to interact with him about what areas were up to date e.t.c quickly developed a bitter hatred and it became a regular subject of friction with one guy in particular, "Mike", who by the nazi's standards would be a race traitor and communist traitor. Kind of hard to get through but seemed to involve a nazi being murdered??? quote:I guess this is less of a confession as it is a public service warning: Thought this was earnest until the last one man you would have to be embarrassed about jerking off to start a fire over it
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:29 |
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limp_cheese posted:I'm working on that now. Its a lot harder to get a good eye patch that fits right than I thought. I didn't think anyone was serious when saying that. Please don't get an eyepatch.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 04:14 |
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Putty posted:I didn't think anyone was serious when saying that. Please don't get an eyepatch. He's missing an eye. It's basically the only valid reason to get an eye patch.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 05:03 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:He's missing an eye. It's basically the only valid reason to get an eye patch. And the reason to be jealous of one eyed men.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 05:58 |
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Wait, was the implication that Mike killed the Nazi and the terrible narrator had to flee due to witnessing it?
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 06:16 |
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loquacius posted:
Christ, this was poorly written. Like, goddamn, man, do you talk like this?
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 06:56 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Christ, this was poorly written. Like, goddamn, man, do you talk like this? nonnative english speaker?
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 07:27 |
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Holy poo poo that first confession is hard to read. Whoever wrote that should be ashamed.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 07:49 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:He's missing an eye. It's basically the only valid reason to get an eye patch.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 08:08 |
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limp_cheese posted:I originally wanted something like this: Then at least get the mullet.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 09:55 |
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Nazi vanished so what I guess? yeah that was abysmally written though.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 12:04 |
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limp_cheese posted:I originally wanted something like this: punished limp_cheese... a man denied his eye patch
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 12:23 |
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quote:I've actually broken down crying one night where I had so much to say but I lost my place to say it. as a white male I will literally cry unless I am heard
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 13:09 |
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limp_cheese?
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 13:59 |
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gross
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 14:14 |
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quote:My dad's friend was always a raging dickbag, always when I was growing up he would be at work functions all loud and drunk and untouchable. He knew he was untouchable, his dad was the founder. My dad had to like him and put up with his poo poo even though it drove mom crazy. drat quote:I have a lot of bad thoughts rumbling around in my head. Violent, sexual thoughts. I'm scared to bring it up to my therapist. I have an intense fear of being labelled a pedophile or some other vulgar thing. I just want to make it clear, these thoughts terrify me and torment me. I do not want to do the things I think about, at least I don't think I want to. I just can't tell anyone about these things. Intrusive thoughts are associated with a whole bunch of mental disorders (OCD, ADHD, body dysmorphia, you name it). You should tell your therapist because they are very relevant. Your therapist is a professional and will know they don't make you a pedophile or whatever.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 16:12 |
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Jose posted:limp_cheese? So I was hanging out with my yoga teacher talking about my terrible luck with women. He brings up that telling my story to women is loving depressing and kills the mood. I tell him that between all the facial scars and that every question about what I do leads back to it so I don't have much of a choice, but I agree with him. This is what he tells me to tell a woman when she asks. Alright, so you tell her years ago you were dating a girl that was missing a leg. She had one of those carbon fiber fake legs. So one night you were going down on her. While you were down there you accidently slid a finger in her butt or you get her off enough that she spasms, you know? You hit that button and she spasms. She kicks you in the face with her carbon fiber leg and BAM, you lost your eye. It sounds like bullshit and it is. She knows it's bullshit but she'll spend the rest of the night wondering. At that point you're in. Trust me brother, it's what I would do. I told him he was full of poo poo and that was one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 16:16 |
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Yeah I dunno if "skeezy story that is an obvious lie" is the best way into the average woman's heart or pants
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 16:27 |
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limp_cheese posted:So I was hanging out with my yoga teacher talking about my terrible luck with women. He brings up that telling my story to women is loving depressing and kills the mood. I tell him that between all the facial scars and that every question about what I do leads back to it so I don't have much of a choice, but I agree with him. This is what he tells me to tell a woman when she asks. What's the real story?
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 16:28 |
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Indolent Bastard posted:What's the real story? If you have archives read this. It has more details and a few old pictures of me, eventually. Short story is a sniper shot me in the head in Iraq. Edit: loquacius posted:Yeah I dunno if "skeezy story that is an obvious lie" is the best way into the average woman's heart or pants I said the same thing after he told me that and he literally hand waved it away and said I'll be fine. I've told that story to a few woman I know and every one has WTFed and told me it would never work. He still swears it was good advice. limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Jul 12, 2017 |
# ? Jul 12, 2017 16:42 |
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ok, wtf, that's a loving amazing story worth a few drinks at any bar prolly
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 16:48 |
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You'd think a sniper story would be up there with a shark bite story in ability to pull from a scar.
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