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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

IcePhoenix posted:

realistic trades only please

:bisonyes:

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Jack's Flow posted:

14 seconds after an offensive rebound is quite the change.

I've been advocating this change for a long time.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/885196391903002625


https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/885197019945611264

https://twitter.com/CodyWesterlund/status/885198299736756224

Dexo fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Jul 12, 2017

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Good changes imo

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/CodyWesterlund/status/885198899086077955

They are trying to get games way shorter.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003


this is long overdue and a really good change

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Oh man I wanted Thabo. How much did he get per year?

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Here's the full list of changes:

https://twitter.com/KevinRashidi/status/885198797445488640

All look great, especially that half-time one

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Huh. I would've guessed that they would've prolong halftime to make up for the lost commercial airtime. I guess they figure tv ads are a relic of the past and jersey placements are the future

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Batboy did good

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
If you are tall and speak French Utah will offer you a basketball contract. Where are you Fredric Weis????

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
They are never going to get the games down to 2 hours with 12 minute quarters.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

MourningView posted:

If you are tall and speak French Utah will offer you a basketball contract. Where are you Fredric Weis????

Looks like the Jazz are going with the 100% defense approach, will be interesting to watch

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Getting rid of 20 second timeouts that take over 45 seconds is a great idea, very much on board.

I liked the messiness of the trade deadline, but having guys switch conferences right before the all-star game will be fantastic. We definitely will see all-star jerseys with names written in Sharpie on the back.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
In kinda NBA news:
https://twitter.com/RealLifeKaz/status/885195484234735616
https://twitter.com/JustRyCole/status/885198324336271361

I expect the Nets to offer Broussard the max.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Those look like good changes but man, it's already hard enough to get a beer at Talking Stick Resort and Casino™ Arena during halftime without missing some of the 3rd quarter. That's more of a facility issue than a league one though.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
does this make games shorter or just work to cancel out the extra time generated by reviews + commercial break timeouts

pubic works project posted:

I'M SORRY EVAN! I'll just call Pritchard Ol' Shithead instead.

Haha thank you for indulging my neurosis

EvanTH fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jul 12, 2017

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/jadande/status/885210087433699332

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/FredKatz/status/885211299075899393

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

pubic works project posted:

Oh man I wanted Thabo. How much did he get per year?

Deal is for 2 years and $10.5 million which isn't bad. gently caress scoring, points are for losers.

E: Tony Allen is still out there right, gently caress it, go get him

MourningView fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Jul 12, 2017

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


A double-dose of Twitter Makes You Stupid.

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

The simple answer is just to let them play for their original side since they were voted in to be the east allstar not west allstar etc.

But honestly they should just abolish the east vs west allstar game since it's now the worst part of the weekend. Let's get in some new contests in like allstars dancing. Allstars synchronized swimming. Allstars curling. Allstars iron chef. Allstars banana boat.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

i appreciate the NBA's willingness to consider and implement rule changes that make the game better to watch, it feels like they do a better job of that than most other leagues, while also not getting too crazy. All the timeout and time based stuff seems positive, I don't really mind the length of games but I know some people do, and I've thought for awhile reducing the number of timeouts is a good idea. I also know one of the biggest casual fan complaints is always the timeout/free throw battle in the last few minutes, and reducing the timeouts some seems like a reasonable way to improve that without dramatically altering anything.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



If they want to make the NBA better to watch, they should ban the Lakers and Knicks being on ABC and TNT.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

MourningView posted:

Deal is for 2 years and $10.5 million which isn't bad. gently caress scoring, points are for losers.

E: Tony Allen is still out there right, gently caress it, go get him

Shiiiiit. Pacers could have offered that too. Ugh.

Ol' Shithead needs to get Tony Allen. Bring in some of The Grind.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Grit n grind at motherfucking altitude lets goooooooo

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

The simple answer is just to let them play for their original side since they were voted in to be the east allstar not west allstar etc.

The simple answer is that they already could still have been traded before being elected or appointed to the All-Star Game and that they'd probably still deserve to go even if they got rented out (not every team can be represented as-is). E: Alternates happen already. It's an exhibition game. If they don't have contingencies already they're more thoughtless than they should be capable of, given the other rules changes (but then they let the Warriors send the rest of the league down to triple-A).

The real-simple answer is make it a pick-up game.

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Jul 12, 2017

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Gonna hold you to 70 points and then offer you some nice crusty bread and a good Bordeaux, grincer et moudre

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

MourningView posted:

Gonna hold you to 70 points and then offer you some nice crusty bread and a good Bordeaux, grincer et moudre

Oh yes sir I would like a nice piece of French Baguette.

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

dokmo posted:

Can I interest you in a little wager?

Is this still available?

How high are you willing to go?

St. Jude's wants your $$$ :p

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/JMcDonald_SAEN/status/885216804397875200

Ah! Well thats good news then

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man

TheKevman posted:

Is this still available?

How high are you willing to go?

St. Jude's wants your $$$ :p

Sure, I'm game. Nothing silly let's cap it at $100.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Zogo posted:

Preseason poll results are done.

The questions (and what percentage answered correctly):

Which team finishes with the best record? 88.7% Warriors
Which team finishes with the worst record? 44.8% Nets
Which team will have the largest win swing this season? 14.9% 76ers
Which team will have the largest loss swing this season? 0% Hornets
Name the rookie WS and/or PER leader: 0% Malcolm Brogdon
Name the overall WS and/or PER leader: 31.7% James Harden or Russell Westbrook
LeBron James will play in the 2017 NBA finals (seven consecutive seasons): 91.5% Agree
Stephen Curry will win the 2017 Kia MVP award: 93.4% Disagree
Joel Embiid will log at least 1,500 minutes this season: 35.5% Disagree
The Warriors will win 70 or more games this season: 80.3% Disagree
Select the eight Eastern Conference playoff teams: 72.7%
Select the eight Western Conference playoff teams: 82.9%
Select the ECF loser: 60.7% Celtics
Select the WCF loser: 28.9% Spurs
Select the Finals loser: 62.6% Cavaliers
Select the Finals winner: 53.2% Warriors



For the first time we have an outright winner:

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SA user name				Points (30 max)
Stagger_Lee				25
Redgrendel2001				24
ZephYr_					23
Manstrocity				23
runaway pancake				23
Joshtothemaxx				22
Jack's Flow				22
PurpleJesus				22
OzFactor				22
fuckplaneoq				22
Declan MacManus				22
Anonymous User #1			22
RedApe98				22
Strawberry Panda			22
Arctic Puma				22
xbilkis					21
Spite					21
Please Eat A Vegetable			21
Strenuous Manflurry			21
DeliciousMonster			21
JackBandit				21
Fast Luck				21
suck a dick no homo			21
Styliferous				21
Pungry					21
Rick.					21
Shear Modulus				21
Props Department			21
Blind Pineapple				21
Lockback				21
Good Work You Get An HIV		20
Dexo					20
Icy Penguigo				20
Sandeep					20
Time					20
DeimosRising				20
Smellyhead				20
MalarkeyToboggan			20
Sharparoni				20
RCarr					20
tehchekt				20
LupusAter				20
cowandchick				20
RaySmuckles				20
Count_Mippipopolous			20
IcePhoenix				20
spacebump				20
The B_36				20
Zogo					20
pizza valentine				19
JCW					19
leftist heap				19
JRizzle					19
Algund Eenboom				19
evil_cheese				19
stevie  lee				19
Dejan Bimble				19
EdRush					19
MayakovskyMarmite			19
Lewis Skolnick				19
Atheistdeals.com			19
Canopus250				19
Henchman of Santa			19
anakha					19
Quizzlefish				19
straight up brolic			19
the glumslinger				19
Coaaab					19
cool buff man				19
Spring Break My Heart			19
PantsFreeZone				19
Paul Zuvella				19
Halfling Wizard Bear			19
tanglewood1420				19
R.D. Mangles				19
tumor looking batty			18
rare magic card l00k			18
JesusSinfulHands			18
Oh word son 				18
lowtax					18
EvanTH					18
Please Stop Posting			18
Bush Did Outer Heaven			18
Tokyo Sex Whale				18
NeuroticErotica				18
landobee				18
Vanilla Mint Ice			18
HOTLANTA MAN				18
chunkles				18
Metapod					18
Brolander				18
Femur					17
TheShazbot				17
AggressivelyStupid			17
ButtWolf				17
ChickenMedium				17
Kibner					17
Lowlyabjectturd 			16
brogeoisie				16
E_P					16
Punkin Spunkin 				16
TheKevman				15
BallisticClipboard			15
ABagorn					15
Anonymous User #2			14
attackmole				14
Athanatos				14
Again we had another year where nobody correctly guessed the eight EC teams. Eleven voters did get the correct eight in the WC.
We need a bigger sample to determine the poster with the best predictive powers. How many years have you done the survey?

candide
Jun 16, 2002

The Tipping Point
is ice cube a better commissioner than adam silver?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


candide posted:

is ice cube a better commissioner than adam silver?

We'd have to review NBA and BIG3 minutes and transcripts to determine that, but it's at least plausible.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

MourningView posted:

Gonna hold you to 70 points and then offer you some nice crusty bread and a good Bordeaux, grincer et moudre

Utah is kind of like the Alps

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
Random, but did we ever get the answer for which of the two J.R. Smith videos was the one with the made shots?

Ratzinc
Aug 14, 2004

MY BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS

the mean lunch lady posted:

Random, but did we ever get the answer for which of the two J.R. Smith videos was the one with the made shots?

I believe that the responses were overwhelmingly correct.

dokmo
Aug 27, 2006

:stat:man
That is correct

E I'll probably do a different version of the same thing in the next few weeks

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E2M2
Mar 2, 2007

Ain't No Thang.
https://twitter.com/TheFakeBiedrins/status/885187683466739716

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