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Shalebridge Cradle: Apr 23, 2008

loquacius posted:

the worst thing about being alive right now is that of all the things that could kill us all at any moment only nuclear war is instant and painless like this

and that's if you're lucky enough to live near a major population center, otherwise you will die by being impaled on a stop sign in a fight over some canned goods

Just move next to a volcano duh

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Bury the waste. If the society who digs it up is advanced enough to notice that each layer they excavate looks suspiciously like a radiation containment vault then they probably won't go in and open up the barrels all Willy nilly.

If all of human society is gone and all that remains are hyperintelligent bugs then lol jokes on you prick for being too hardy to kill on planet crapitalism.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:17

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Epic High Five posted:

lessor

sounds very condescending. i dig

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:17

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm pretty sure their tissues were more or less instantly charred to the point of ash but idk if there's still a skeleton in there

If I remember right, the casting techniques they used when the figures were first discovered ended up corroding the remaining organics within them, so there's presumably nothing really left anymore.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:18

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Captain_Maclaine posted:

If I remember right, the casting techniques they used when the figures were first discovered ended up corroding the remaining organics within them, so there's presumably nothing really left anymore.

my rear end, rediscovered inside of a molten ash cast of myself thousands of years later :thunk:

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:19

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Good soup! posted:

nah, they're not that bad

Fingering the page, he scanned for the word. Beads of sweat, formed on his furrowed brow from the twin fires of the hearth and his desire, in time turned to fingers, to soft drip-drip-drip against the rushes.

He looked out the window at the grove of lemon trees. Sunrise: The branches, bare as they are now in winter, were but fingers scraping at the teal-orange glow.

He would not suffer the fate of the trees. They may never grasp the sunrise, but he had found his quarry. It had taken him weeks of silent study, but before him, leather bound, his work sat complete. An index of every finger metaphor.

Were he not an adherent to the faith, he would continue the work. Someone must discover why it is that the finger seems to be the fundamental building block of the world. If his...

No, it was too dangerous for him to even consider. Needs must the next generation a question to answer too.

Drawing up his last finger of courage, and opposing his thumb perpendicular to it, he brought his hand to his temple, pointing inwards.

"Valar morghulis," he breathed, and there he died.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:19

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

loquacius posted:

the worst thing about being alive right now is that of all the things that could kill us all at any moment only nuclear war is instant and painless like this

It is not unless you are literally at ground zero. Atom bombs don't kill with fire, they kill with force

if something sufficiently shields just enough to survive I hope you like horrific burns and excruciating radiation poisoning for the six months you have left

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:19

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

If I remember right, the casting techniques they used when the figures were first discovered ended up corroding the remaining organics within them, so there's presumably nothing really left anymore.

oh okay. biology always was my worst subject

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

reignofevil posted:

Bury the waste. If the society who digs it up is advanced enough to notice that each layer they excavate looks suspiciously like a radiation containment vault then they probably won't go in and open up the barrels all Willy nilly.

If all of human society is gone and all that remains are hyperintelligent bugs then lol jokes on you prick for being too hardy to kill on planet crapitalism.

that's the current idea, to bury it inside of a deep salt strata like a salt dome under a desert which will then further compress and isolate itself over time

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:20

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Chokes McGee posted:

oh okay. biology always was my worst subject

It's like a Kalua pig but at molten metal temps.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:22

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juche avocado posted:

Fingering the page, he scanned for the word. Beads of sweat, formed on his furrowed brow from the twin fires of the hearth and his desire, in time turned to fingers, to soft drip-drip-drip against the rushes.

He looked out the window at the grove of lemon trees. Sunrise: The branches, bare as they are now in winter, were but fingers scraping at the teal-orange glow.

He would not suffer the fate of the trees. They may never grasp the sunrise, but he had found his quarry. It had taken him weeks of silent study, but before him, leather bound, his work sat complete. An index of every finger metaphor.

Were he not an adherent to the faith, he would continue the work. Someone must discover why it is that the finger seems to be the fundamental building block of the world. If his...

No, it was too dangerous for him to even consider. Needs must the next generation a question to answer too.

Drawing up his last finger of courage, and opposing his thumb perpendicular to it, he brought his hand to his temple, pointing inwards.

"Valar morghulis," he breathed, and there he died.

I don't think I'll ever stop being at least annoyed if not pissed that, out of all the book series I've read, THIS was the one that got the HBO treatment and became a cultural phenomenon.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:22

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

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# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:22

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Chokes McGee posted:

It is not unless you are literally at ground zero. Atom bombs don't kill with fire, they kill with force

if something sufficiently shields just enough to survive I hope you like horrific burns and excruciating radiation poisoning for the six months you have left

I checked a website designed to show what ground zero for various cities would be and if a modern nuke was dropped on Boston my apartment building would absolutely fall the gently caress down and crush me to death bro

that's good enough for me

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:22

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Baloogan posted:

its wtf bullshit posts cats

ZDR unprobate the cat guy and probate me, ill serve his sentense!!

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:22

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that's the current idea, to bury it inside of a deep salt strata like a salt dome under a desert which will then further compress and isolate itself over time

I got this one

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:22

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Sir Tonk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IbLZba_0-4

Vic "Jeb is a mess" Berger brings down the entire trump administration

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:23

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

loquacius posted:

I checked a website designed to show what ground zero for various cities would be and if a modern nuke was dropped on Boston my apartment building would absolutely fall the gently caress down and crush me to death bro

that's good enough for me

well look at mr fukken fancy death pants over here

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:23

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# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:24

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

loquacius posted:

I checked a website designed to show what ground zero for various cities would be and if a modern nuke was dropped on Boston my apartment building would absolutely fall the gently caress down and crush me to death bro

that's good enough for me

ok that's fair

Bip Roberts posted:

It's like a Kalua pig but at molten metal temps.

this is... a colorful analogy

but it works

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:24

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885203056673075203

TRUMP

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:24

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

galeanorth was literally the only poster i ever used the ignore list for because the cat pics were huge like 1.5 MB and on nearly every page and i phone post a lot so it was killing my data plan

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:25

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

ScrubLeague posted:

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alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

my beautiful bashful baby boy, perfectly glued to the backdrop

high quality boy

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:25

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

alnilam posted:

galeanorth was literally the only poster i ever used the ignore list for because the cat pics were huge like 1.5 MB and on nearly every page and i phone post a lot so it was killing my data plan

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# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:25

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

alnilam posted:

galeanorth was literally the only poster i ever used the ignore list for because the cat pics were huge like 1.5 MB and on nearly every page and i phone post a lot so it was killing my data plan

I used to think you were cool, but this is not cool

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:26

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# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:26

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

reignofevil posted:

Bury the waste. If the society who digs it up is advanced enough to notice that each layer they excavate looks suspiciously like a radiation containment vault then they probably won't go in and open up the barrels all Willy nilly.

If all of human society is gone and all that remains are hyperintelligent bugs then lol jokes on you prick for being too hardy to kill on planet crapitalism.

Being frank, we all know that the real driving force behind the "we must come up with an infallible millennia-spanning containment vault with universally-understandable warning signs" nonsense is the hope by the nimby set that by setting such an impossible standard, nothing will ever get done and nuclear power will just die off somehow.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:26

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

alnilam posted:

galeanorth was literally the only poster i ever used the ignore list for because the cat pics were huge like 1.5 MB and on nearly every page and i phone post a lot so it was killing my data plan

56k no

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:26

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Baloogan posted:

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885203056673075203

TRUMP

This has to be on purpose

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:27

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

alnilam posted:

well look at mr fukken fancy death pants over here

That's only if I'm at home when the nuke hits though

I fully admit that if the hard rains fall while I'm at work I will be both homeless AND afflicted with radiation sickness but alive for the time being

unless they carpet-nuke eastern MA, which, y'know, understandable

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:27

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

I used to think you were cool, but this is not cool

I wasn't proud of it but it was making the trump thread basically unreadable without burning thru my data

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:27

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885203056673075203

TRUMP

remember when the white house budget proposal double counted billions of dollars

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:27

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Louisgod posted:

This has to be on purpose

you know better than that

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:27

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

I hope the stories about him aren't true just because they are so horrible I don't want them to have actually happened to kids.

The DEN stuff is truly horrendous, but we don't really know Singer's involvement in the crime side of DEN past the allegations.

The stuff I know about Singer is more generally creepy rear end in a top hat taking advantage of young people in the business.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 19:27