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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MisterBibs posted:

I think someone explaining that the "loving every minute of it / bra and panties" thing was just assuming that she was getting her rocks off doing it (water near her privates had to be a turnon, obviously), while he hated it.

Perhaps some misunderstanding of girls being wet when they are turned on?




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Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Paladinus posted:

Jesus Christ, those guys have managed to make a lovely book unfunny.

Also, what the hell is the meme in the first image?

that's not a meme it's a fact

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
http://i.imgur.com/iTyA5YL.gifv

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

V. spicy

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Paladinus posted:

Jesus Christ, those guys have managed to make a lovely book unfunny.

Also, what the hell is the meme in the first image?





honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Randaconda posted:

nerdwhisperer would be a good forums name.

Mods please change my name to nerdwhisperer.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

honda whisperer posted:

Mods please change my name to nerdwhisperer.

I feel my avatar matches it better

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Soo spicy.

My wife ordered stuff from Prime for the sale. I'm living in a meme moment.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

RFC2324 posted:

I feel my avatar matches it better

Yours should be "I'm a little despot"

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Dude is immortal with regenerative powers who doesn't require food or water? Screw those 5 losers, hook him up to a treadmill and make a perpetual motion machine.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
The chain is very hard to cut, Auntie.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

honda whisperer posted:

Yours should be "I'm a little despot"

Mods?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

The train would cut the chains by running over them. Or the chains would derail the train.

Either way, guy is saved.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Stoatbringer posted:

Is she getting ready to be weighed underwater?

:laffo:

Memento posted:

Seriously for a second, if you've ever spoken with anyone who was autistic who manages to function in society, one of the things they love is to just start talking about something completely irrelevant and just talk and talk and talk. I was living with some friends years ago and we knew a dude online who we played WoW with who was like that. We had a single speaker for voice chat in the computer room, and we once left him talking about whatever when we went to go and get food and beer. We got back after 45 minutes and not only had he not stopped talking, he hadn't noticed we were gone.

i too know a guy like this from college and the way he speaks shits me

He always tries way too hard to make plays on words to be funny and then gets the shits if we dont laugh

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Jamesman posted:

The train would cut the chains by running over them. Or the chains would derail the train.

Either way, guy is saved.
:goonsay:

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

DontMockMySmock posted:

There's plenty of mystery left. We still don't know what the gently caress he's talking about with the fake ponytail pulling back thing. That girls do at the YMCA, apparently. We still don't know why he thinks his sister enjoyed it, really - we know that OP thinks she has no life and therefore isn't pissed about losing a day off like he is, but why would she go so far as to enjoy it? We still don't know why two nearly adult people are willing to go out in public without showering. We still don't know why a 16-year-old is incapable of understanding why underwater weighing is done - he seems to think it will be more accurate than a scale. And above all, we don't know why someone who is presumably in high school and not in special education can't understand that when people ask for clarification, copy/pasting what you said before isn't going to help any.

This person is in special ed, I can guarantee it.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




honda whisperer posted:

Yours should be "I'm a little despot"

Short and stout,
Here is my mustache,
Here is spout.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



DontMockMySmock posted:

We still don't know why two nearly adult people are willing to go out in public without showering.

We absolutely know this one. Have you met any teenagers, ever?

Chikimiki
May 14, 2009

Idgi

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica
she's gonna gibe him a beejy

Chikimiki
May 14, 2009

Greatbacon posted:

she's gonna gibe him a beejy

Oooh that makes sense :downs:

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

*leans back in rockingchair*

"I remember when memes were this good"

*dies*

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
My email trash folder is as full as the Simpson's garbage can in that episode from all the mail I got about Love Prime Day.

Dasco
Feb 22, 2013

drat it, Bobby!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
















ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

Not that fresh but still nicely spicy. :discourse:

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

BrandorKP posted:

Short and stout,
Here is my mustache,
Here is spout.

Short and white,
Here is my mustache,
Here is my reich.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Short and kraut
This is my lebensraum
Juden get out

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

honda whisperer posted:

Short and kraut
This is my lebensraum
Juden get out

:eyepop: son, you've got a future in nazi propaganda

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS














[timg]https://i.imgur.com/YyJWXas.jpg[/img[





Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

honda whisperer posted:

Short and kraut
This is my lebensraum
Juden get out

Mein Gott! :siren:

Dear Prudence has a new favorite as of 18:20 on Jul 12, 2017

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

I don't know, I bet it could jump 36 feet straight up if it turned around and saw a cucumber.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under




it took me ten minutes

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



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CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Hihohe posted:



it took me ten minutes

"Now, when I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson!' and feed you the powder that makes you smile and nod, you smile and nod."
"Got it."

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