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reignofevil posted:If Rich Evans never broke down and sprung for plastic surgery then nobody else should either. Where would rich even start? I love him but drat son
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Jul 12, 2017 19:50
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Oh wow 100 posts, that new BOTW must be up
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Jul 12, 2017 19:51
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Ah ha ha no you see we don't talk about botw's here (whatever those are) this is the fred Flintstone and Wonder woman thread hosted by a child-molester stand in ranting about his pee pees. The OP clearly explains all of this :/
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Jul 12, 2017 19:58
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It's just a natural part of the thread when nothing is released after 2 days, we'll be fine
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Jul 12, 2017 20:00
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I remember in star wars Mr plinkett awakens the titular character was experiencing some massive "release".
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I just hate when there's some actress I like (because she reminds of me a girl I liked in high school), who does like two movies, and is blitzed across all media nonstop until every billboard and commercial has her almost naked everywhere, then vanishes then like 2 years later they do a "where did they go" bit and they're like "27 year old MILF Megan Fox left the nursing home today covered head to toe as is fitting for such an elderly crone, it's been SO LONG since we've seen her, we the media no longer like her, please purchase our goods and/or services" naem fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jul 12, 2017 |
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Jul 12, 2017 20:04
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I think making Megan Fox wear the Hijab is hosed up but if she wants to wear it I can't tell her how to express her body.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:07
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HoAssHo posted:what have I done You really Yugged it up this time.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:08
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"I didn't ask for this" The future will be all thumbs https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/ywgpdw/watch-a-prosthetic-third-thumb-play-guitar-and-hold-wine-glasses
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Jul 12, 2017 20:09
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Interview with Megan fox: "yeah the director who made me bikini wash his car when I was 15 yelled at me 'stick your rear end out more bitch' on set and I was like 'ok but like, stop being such a jerk dude' " Interview ends with trapdoor beneath her opening dumping her out of Hollywood
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Jul 12, 2017 20:11
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Lol all this cutting edge research into hooking up arms directly into our brains and these people put a sewing machine pedal and a hydraulic together so I can stomp down anytime I need to hold a tissue with my new cyberthumb.
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reignofevil posted:Lol all this cutting edge research into hooking up arms directly into our brains and these people put a sewing machine pedal and a hydraulic together so I can stomp down anytime I need to hold a tissue with my new cyberthumb. By combining our sewing machine technology with prosthetic thumb technology we'll be able to double our third-world child sweatshop output Deus Ex Human Evolution Mankind Divided was right vermin fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jul 12, 2017 |
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Jul 12, 2017 20:16
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HoAssHo posted:Yeah, I mean, poo poo, I don't even work in an industry where my looks matter and I'm nervous about getting older and always checking my face for new lines and thinking "maybe a little botox won't look too bad." I can't even imagine having millions of strangers scrutinizing my looks in the same way. Lmao. People are fuckin dumb. "Oh noe, a line in my face, how will people even bear to look at me? Better inject some botulism into my face!"
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Jul 12, 2017 20:26
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Schweinhund posted:I wasn't concern trolling. I was saying if an older actress gets a part, fine. But if a younger actress gets it I'm not going to be upset that the older one didn't. Hollywood is just trying to make money. Movies about attractive young people sell tickets. Women lose their looks faster than men so men hang around longer. It's the nature of the business. It's like complaining that the NBA discriminates against 50 year old short people. Well duh. This is stupid, tons of people are willing to go see older men at the moving pictures show. Robert Downey jr, Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis, Johnny Depp, Liam Neeson, Daniel Craig etc. Talking about fellas in their forties and fifties they can still find meaty or high profile roles, for a woman its ridiculously more difficult because attitudes like yours mean we react to seeing a lady over forty in the cinema like the nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. We're openly discriminating against women because we value their looks more compared to men.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:36
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Unfortunately this won't stop until we stop using money sooooooo......
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Jul 12, 2017 20:43
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another strike against capitalism
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reignofevil posted:Unfortunately this won't stop until we stop using money sooooooo...... Good point, full communism now.
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reignofevil posted:Unfortunately this won't stop until we stop using money sooooooo...... Trabandiumium posted:another strike against capitalism This is where Mike would jump in to talk about Star Trek
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vermin posted:This is where Mike would jump in to talk about Star Trek Lwaxana Troi is the progressive sex symbol we all need. She's old and horny and proud of it. She hooks up with Frank from MASH.
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WampaLord posted:Lwaxana Troi is the progressive sex symbol we all need. She's old and horny and proud of it. She hooks up with Frank from MASH.  And they say there's no good roles for older women. 
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the good fax machine posted:
As the owner of an uncut dick, I must tell you this is inaccurate. For one thing her thumb is, like, three times too big.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:54
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Look, I just aspire to have sex at some point in my life. If it's a famous Hollywood actress who is slightly over 40, well, beggars can't be choosers.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:57
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khwarezm posted:This is stupid, tons of people are willing to go see older men at the moving pictures show. Robert Downey jr, Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis, Johnny Depp, Liam Neeson, Daniel Craig etc. Talking about fellas in their forties and fifties they can still find meaty or high profile roles, for a woman its ridiculously more difficult because attitudes like yours mean we react to seeing a lady over forty in the cinema like the nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. We're openly discriminating against women because we value their looks more compared to men. What I want to know is why do people always act like the solution is to give more roles to older women? Wouldn't it be better to achieve equality by demanding the same level of youthful beauty from male actors?
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Guy Goodbody posted:What I want to know is why do people always act like the solution is to give more roles to older women? Wouldn't it be better to achieve equality by demanding the same level of youthful beauty from male actors? We already have that, dingus. How many young ugly leading men do you see? Yeah, yeah, make your obvious jokes.
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Guy Goodbody posted:What I want to know is why do people always act like the solution is to give more roles to older women? Wouldn't it be better to achieve equality by demanding the same level of youthful beauty from male actors? JGL way way ahead of the curb with Don Jon
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the good fax machine posted:Lmao. People are fuckin dumb. "Oh noe, a line in my face, how will people even bear to look at me? Better inject some botulism into my face!" Well, note that I have not actually done that. It's pretty normal for anyone to be a little bummed about aging and becoming less attractive though, let alone a woman. It's not like a huge deal though.
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WampaLord posted:Lwaxana Troi is the progressive sex symbol we all need. She's old and horny and proud of it. She hooks up with Frank from MASH. https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/884281705783230464 Troi rules Oops I realized that was about her mom. Tweet still is great.
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PostNouveau posted:
Her last appearances in the series were about her sexually harassing a goo man and her space menopause making everyone on the station want to gently caress each other. Sisko takes a punch to the face and doesn't event flinch though so it's not all bad.
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Didn't she let the goo man pool up in her dress and sleep when they were stuck on an elevator or something? Was that the last we saw her?
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I don't think it's right to call Mike a goo man but Jessi has been missing ever since yeah.
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HoAssHo posted:Didn't she let the goo man pool up in her dress and sleep when they were stuck on an elevator or something? Was that the last we saw her? Yes but that wasn't the last time we saw her. The last time we saw her she got knocked up by her arranged marriage husband (#5 I wanna say) but then ran away because it turns out he was a space-muslim and had very strong opinions on traditional child rearing and gender roles and she basically wouldn't see her kid again after he was born. Then at the end she told goo man if he ever wanted to stop pining for his best friend who was in a relationship and bang to call her up. He doesn't.
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Zzulu posted:name one comic that is good, i dare you Invader Zim
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Arcsquad12 posted:Her last appearances in the series were about her sexually harassing a goo man and her space menopause making everyone on the station want to gently caress each other. Sisko takes a punch to the face and doesn't event flinch though so it's not all bad. HoAssHo posted:Didn't she let the goo man pool up in her dress and sleep when they were stuck on an elevator or something? Was that the last we saw her? I really enjoy reading pared-down, bluntly-worded summaries of Star Trek plots. I'm laughing like an idiot at this.
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SpacePig posted:I really enjoy reading pared-down, bluntly-worded summaries of Star Trek plots. I'm laughing like an idiot at this. Ask the guys in the GBS Star Trek thread to summarize 'Threshold'
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vermin posted:Ask the guys in the GBS Star Trek thread to summarize 'Threshold' Voyager wants to go really fast to get home, so Tom Paris does an experimental Warp 10 jump, cause in theory that's infinity speed and would get them home instantly. Due to going Warp 10, it activates some sort of evolution or timey wimey thing or something and he and Janeway turn into lizards. Then they gently caress, have lizard babies, are rescued and restored to normal and never speak of it again.
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Jul 12, 2017 22:25
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Threshold: Boring white guy and spaceship captain lady who seems like she should be gay turn into lizards because their spaceship went too fast and then they gently caress and have lizard babies who they leave to die down on the planet and then no one brings up this crazy loving thing that happened ever again.
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