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old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

I had forgotten that existed....thanks..

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

kid rock is gonna filibuster bills by stepping up and singing MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

KID ROCK

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

:votegop:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
MM 4 Prez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXyizmsYpag

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
if elected kid rock would be the first senator known as kid rock

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


i present to you the honorable senator kid rock

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Bip Roberts posted:

I bet Rick Flair is super bad politically but I'd vote for him.

I'm just sad that Ric Flair Finance is lost to the ages. Most I could find in a quick search was an article about it:
http://dealbreaker.com/2007/09/the-finance-company-that-makes-you-want-to-go-wooo/

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



new kind of cat posted:

lmao if the future of politics are all wwe vets


please someone get the Edge to primary Scott Walker


i mean i guess we are already there with donny t as pot us

If no candidate offers a change from the status quo, the electorate will just check out and choose the most entertaining candidate.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



those are definitely not the most powerful and richest men in russia lol

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


shouldn't he be like adult rock or dad rock or smth by now???

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/885232566978187266

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
there's no rule that says a kid cannot be a senator!



oh wait, there is

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
honourable buttrock

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

CALL YOUR SENATORS

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Trump:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYk2nA-Suzs

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014




a winning political slogan

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Jazerus posted:

shouldn't he be like adult rock or dad rock or smth by now???

All rock eventually becomes dad rock, sadly.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
Would Kid Rock have to run under his real name or could they put "Kid Rock" on the ballot

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Red Minjo posted:

Would Kid Rock have to run under his real name or could they put "Kid Rock" on the ballot

Think to yourself, "what would be the dumbest way for this to play out," and you will have your answer.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

rid kock

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Think to yourself, "what would be the dumbest way for this to play out," and you will have your answer.

2017 owns

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

definitely a solid bet to make

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/885252354001555456

and now back to russia

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Red Minjo posted:

Would Kid Rock have to run under his real name or could they put "Kid Rock" on the ballot

a dude ran in a local election i voted in as "bubba"

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
ROCK!

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Think to yourself, "what would be the dumbest way for this to play out," and you will have your answer.

Putting "Kid Rock" on all the lawn signs and buttons and stuff, and then election day comes and his real name is on the ballot, and nobody knows who tf it is?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/PatriotHole/status/885252822446612480

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://mobile.twitter.com/zaidjilani/status/884979113546715136

:thunk:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

zen death robot posted:

oh so he's gonna get elected president

gets elected to the Senate, Designated Survivor for state of the union, capitol building implodes, kid rock president

bing bing bong

zakkro
May 29, 2015



"Son... did you do it?"

"No."

"Okay. Okay, I believe you."

[beat]

"GuyswhocolludedwithPutinsaywhat."

"DAD, seriously, I didn't do it."

"Phew. Now I believe you."

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
cory booker is a piece of poo poo

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Red Minjo posted:

Putting "Kid Rock" on all the lawn signs and buttons and stuff, and then election day comes and his real name is on the ballot, and nobody knows who tf it is?

That's pretty dumb, but I think if we put some effort into it, we can find something much dumber!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
cory boo-ker

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Why would putin even consider owning up to it, that's like saying you're the one who poo poo in the pool.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



He's literally saying "these are the most powerful men in all of Russia" in the video lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

ew

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

logikv9 posted:

thank god for the orb

i think u mean thank orb for the god

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bingo gubelmann

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

FAUXTON posted:

Why would putin even consider owning up to it, that's like saying you're the one who poo poo in the pool.

BREAKING: President Trump admits to pooping in rose garden

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

FAUXTON posted:

Why would putin even consider owning up to it, that's like saying you're the one who poo poo in the pool.

lol if you don't poo poo in every pool you get in

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