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UHD
Nov 11, 2006


oh goodie this idiot has his own thread

zuck fuckerberg is the worst and lol if you vote for him for any reason

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

The average American 30 year old male with a bachelor's has a net worth of -$100.000

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nearly every dystopian film has a welfare state its just they only let you stay just above starving

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Larry Parrish posted:

Nearly every dystopian film has a welfare state its just they only let you stay just above starving

oh, like what we're doing now?

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

oh, like what we're doing now?

If the EPA and California's housing standards didn't exist San Jose would look like blade runner

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
Fart Hufferbug

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Larry Parrish posted:

If the EPA and California's housing standards didn't exist San Jose would look like blade runner

i apologize i keep forgettin about cali, and it's heretical insistence on carin for it's own citizens

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Scionix posted:

Fart Hufferbug

this one has promise

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

lol at everyone who hoped this guy wasn't a conservative shithead, u have been disappointed

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Main Paineframe posted:

lol at everyone who hoped this guy wasn't a conservative shithead, u have been disappointed

Most techies tend to have libertarian weirdo political leanings.

It's probably why tech companies practice such massive amounts of tax evasion.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



was augustus vertically challenged? has zuck considered some cosmetic surgery to artificially enheighten himself?

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


zuck and trump at the debate will look like jabba the hutt and that little alien thing that hung out with him

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Zuck just needs a really short running mate to make him look taller.

Zuck!/Shapiro 2020!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



hes also stupidly wrong, its basically georgism which is very left wing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgism

quote:

Georgism, also called geoism[1] and single tax (archaic), is an economic philosophy holding that, while people should own the value they produce themselves, economic value derived from land (including natural resources and natural opportunities) should belong equally to all members of society.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Condiv posted:

was augustus vertically challenged? has zuck considered some cosmetic surgery to artificially enheighten himself?

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Condiv posted:

was augustus vertically challenged? has zuck considered some cosmetic surgery to artificially enheighten himself?

by today's standards, definitely

most people were relatively short 2000+ years ago

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

consumed by normies posted:

hes also stupidly wrong, its basically georgism which is very left wing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgism

is it inaccuracy or is it rhetoric to attract the center?
:thunk:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM8l623AouM

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
knuck if u zuck

zink tinklebrink me in the ballsack

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Zuck's voice makes me think of Pete Gregory from SV.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Zuckibergian Empire

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

by today's standards, definitely

most people were relatively short 2000+ years ago

I believe Maximinus Thrax would like to have a word with you.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

twoday posted:

I believe Maximinus Thrax would like to have a word with you.

i said most people, of course there will be outliers

e: Augustus Caesar for instance, was 5'9, whereas the average height for men today is 5'10, and the average height for men in ancient rome was 5'7, so Augustus was 2 inches taller than the average, then

for zuck to be of equivalent stature today, he would need to be 6 ft tall

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 23:16 on Jul 9, 2017

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i said most people, of course there will be outliers

e: Augustus Caesar for instance, was 5'9, whereas the average height for men today is 5'10, and the average height for men in ancient rome was 5'7, so Augustus was 2 inches taller than the average, then

for zuck to be of equivalent stature today, he would need to be 6 ft tall

u should probably do standard deviations or like percentile to know how tall he actually 'felt'

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/snactress/status/884627839747710976

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Silicon Valley Billionaire Launches A Campaign of Radical Agrarian Socialism; Calls Self The Ultimate Tech Revolution Evangelist

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


average d size: 5 1/2 inches*
zuckerberg: ???

*sad

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/885161014848888833

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
The first rule of Zuck Club is you do not suck about Zuck Club

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


the last line is the best

quote:

As Mr. Zuckerberg was leaving, he made one request, Mr. Moore said.

“He said, ‘If there are any news reporters that call you, just make sure you tell them I’m not running for president.’”

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
He's running for king

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


he does kind of have that inbred royal look

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2hhMsxz5xc

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


It will be weird as poo poo when the coup generals install Mark Zuckerberg

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


CSPAM: Nice job team!

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://mobile.twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/885343770031554560

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Imagine if Cuckerberg and Rubio were the nominees they'd be walking onto the debate stage in 6-inch platform shoes trying to be the taller candidate.

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