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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



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zakkro
May 29, 2015


punchymcpunch posted:

u r if u believe u r

Cogito ergo cum

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Rah! posted:

i'm sorry ma'am but the devil's lettuce has been outlawed, as outlined in section 1488 of the new MAGA constitution. You will now be escorted to the Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Liquidation Center

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmXkFyH2Vl0

:420:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



zakkro posted:

Cogito ergo cum

nitecartes

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

I'm curious about what his end game is here

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



oh come on, this is the best ukrainian military thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR5AXi6M4-w

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

did ape moses show up in an ape basket on the river ape styx?

no

james franco invented him

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Turdfuzz posted:

hey yea i heard someone was postin bout apes thats sorta my thing so u know yeeeaaahhh

they made a film about a world that is only apes

Chunky Salsa
Aug 31, 2016

"Isn't that right, Zach?"

SKULL.GIF posted:

my favorite thing about twitter is finding out that all my favorite authors are exactly as dorky and as reclusive as I am, with exactly the same political worldview and approach

https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/885315421435555840

King has been posting on Facebook/Twitter about his corgi- aka Molly aka Thing of Evil, almost exclusively since he first got her

And honestly same Mr King

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

can I just say, that manic raver pixie making her way through the crowd after she was stretchered off was one of the more inspirational things of 2017 imo

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
back at home in suburbs of MA and goes how many friends I've alienated :c00l:

zakkro
May 29, 2015


ScrubLeague posted:

they made a film about a world that is only apes

The Entourage Movie? :thunk:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Spoeank posted:

I... worked on this story for a year... and... she just... she tweeted it out.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
the piss tape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84GEk4RUY3s

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice



pls rate 1 smooth af to 5 star hornier than a triceretops

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bump_fn posted:

back at home in suburbs of MA and goes how many friends I've alienated :c00l:

is it all of them

that's my guess, all of them

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm curious about what his end game is here

step 1) play with leaf

step 2) hurray

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

oh come on, this is the best ukrainian military thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR5AXi6M4-w

big fan of that sassy swig of mystery liquid from hand thrown pottery a young lady was carrying around

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

ScrubLeague posted:

they made a film about a world that is only apes

i just checked wikipedia and they made like 1800 ofthem

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Chokes McGee posted:

is it all of them

that's my guess, all of them
congrats u win my sadness

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

no

james franco invented him

oh so hes like a duncan idaho figure as well

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SpaceGoku posted:

step 1) play with leaf

step 2) hurray

my god it's genius

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bump_fn posted:

congrats u win my sadness

no thanks I have enuf of my own

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



zakkro posted:

The Entourage Movie? :thunk:

:vince:

:vincechase:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



My favorite cover of Subterranean Homesick Blues is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGjs8TCGvQI

RIP The Books :(

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
coming back home is the darkest reminder ov libs v leftists its hosed up as poo poo

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
today at work we had an evac drill. there are "captains" who wear a red hat and they're supposed to report to a person in a white hat so we can make sure everyone is accounted for and go back inside.

except they changed the process and didn't tell any of the red hat captains what to do so we just had people in red hats wandering around looking for someone in a white hat and no one had a clue what the new process was.

it felt p appropriate for current times.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyqKmUgkMOs

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

HEY NONG MAN posted:

today at work we had an evac drill. there are "captains" who wear a red hat and they're supposed to report to a person in a white hat so we can make sure everyone is accounted for and go back inside.

except they changed the process and didn't tell any of the red hat captains what to do so we just had people in red hats wandering around looking for someone in a white hat and no one had a clue what the new process was.

it felt p appropriate for current times.

at our last drill one of the floor leaders had a picture of taylor swift's face on a stick

when people asked why she'd put it in front of her face and tell people to exit swiftly




yeah

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Chokes McGee posted:

at our last drill one of the floor leaders had a picture of taylor swift's face on a stick

when people asked why she'd put it in front of her face and tell people to exit swiftly

exiting orderly and consistently is way way way more important than a rapid exit

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Chokes McGee posted:

at our last drill one of the floor leaders had a picture of taylor swift's face on a stick

when people asked why she'd put it in front of her face and tell people to exit swiftly




yeah

gosh if I didn't look at a picture of a trump-voting pop star how would I know to leave quickly during an emergency????

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Chokes McGee posted:

at our last drill one of the floor leaders had a picture of taylor swift's face on a stick

when people asked why she'd put it in front of her face and tell people to exit swiftly




yeah

sounds less like a drill and more like a dril

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



next time scream at her to log off

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

SKULL.GIF posted:

exiting orderly and consistently is way way way more important than a rapid exit

Well you go find a celebrity with the last name "orderly and consistent"

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

exiting orderly and consistently is way way way more important than a rapid exit

Maybe, but both is even better. Last time our building caught on fire we were all stuck behind some 300 pound person who could barely walk.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
we had a dril at my office and the fucker won't leave

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Chokes McGee posted:

that is one of the more incredible av edits I've seen in my tenure on these dying gay forums

i made it, someone just switched it in

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