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Casimir Radon posted:All the white trash idiots in tech school loved that song. That's what I'll always associate it with, as well as an additional reason to hate it. Someone, maybe here, once described the song as "the plane carrying Lynyrd Skynyrd crashed on Warren Zevon's grave and Kid Rock machine gunned the survivors as they crawled from the wreckage."
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Midjack posted:Someone, maybe here, once described the song as "the plane carrying Lynyrd Skynyrd crashed on Warren Zevon's grave and Kid Rock machine gunned the survivors as they crawled from the wreckage." gently caress Kid Rock, I've never liked that greasy douchebag.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 06:08 |
He might win if he ran on that
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 06:08 |
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I once saw him smoke crack with a bartender at a club I worked at. Race gets tight enough, I'll call up his campaign and see if they want to buy the story off of me.
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Zeroisanumber posted:I once saw him smoke crack with a bartender at a club I worked at. Race gets tight enough, I'll call up his campaign and see if they want to buy the story off of me. That may backfire. "Well hot drat, he smokes crack just like me! I bet he knows what I want!"
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joat mon posted:The only lawyers who can't refuse a case. INTERIOR: A courthouse holding room in Washington D.C. -A harried-looking PUBLIC DEFENDER barges into the room. His arms are full of bulging manila envelopes, file folders, and legal pads. His suit is wrinkled, and there are bags under his eyes. He has slept eight hours in the last two days. The PD pulls out a chair with his leg and slumps into the seat, allowing his files to spill across the table. He looks at them as a man might regard a sink of unwashed dishes. He does not spare a glance for his client, or look up from his paperwork as he rifles through it. PD: "Five more hearings before lunch. I can do this." -He seizes a seemingly identical file out of the stack. PD: "OK, Ronald, the prosecutor wants to go for intent to distribute, but I think we can bargain down to a simple possession charge, and keep this to a misdo. Unfortunately, you still violated your parole..." -The PD squints at the folder, then at a yellow legal pad. He takes his thumb and scrubs absentmindedly at the name on the file. PD: "Sorry, Donald. Wrong file." -He leafs through the stack in front of him. PD: "...I can't seem to find yours. OK, can you tell me what you are being charged with, Mister..." Donald Trump: "Mister President." -The rallies of 2016 are a distant memory now, but the title still brings him satisfaction. Age and worry have blotched and wrinkled his face, but the famous coiffure remains in place, streaked now with undisguisable patches of grey. DJT: "And I want you to know that this is very, very unfair. A total witch hunt. I want that on record."
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Accurate except for probably 4 hours of sleep in the last 48.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 06:29 |
Dead Reckoning posted:Donald Trump: "Mister President." Covfefe, let him reign
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Dead Reckoning posted:INTERIOR: A courthouse holding room in Washington D.C.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 06:48 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:Went back to visit family in Michigan, right down the street from my brother and his family was a dude flying the stars and bars. Just didn't understand it one bit. I didn't remember it being like that growing up. I grew up 20 min from traverse City, home of the Cherry festival, Michael Moore's resurrected state theater and this dumb poo poo. Confederate flag-flying officer suspended He later resigned, but go ahead and check out the comments.
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A Bad Poster posted:That may backfire. "Well hot drat, he smokes crack just like me! I bet he knows what I want!" More crack? poo poo's hard to find with all the meth and heroin these days. "Kid Rock Cocaine is looking out for you!"
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*reading the 10,000th post about how rural people all voted for trump* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTg7pCrfDa8
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orange juche posted:Accurate except for probably 4 hours of sleep in the last 48. With a 5-alarm hangover. One of my canoe trip buddies was a public defender down in New Orleans. When I first heard that, I remember saying something like "Wow, that must be really difficult. How do you deal with the stress from that?" His answer was pretty blunt. "I drink a lot, and smoke a lot of weed. We all do."
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MA-Horus posted:With a 5-alarm hangover. Being a PD in New Orleans is about as tough as it gets for PDs.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 13:41 |
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joat mon posted:Being a PD in New Orleans is about as tough as it gets for PDs. They had a documentary on PD's in New Orleans on BBC last year and they worked loving hard for absolutely poo poo wages. They seemed to get half their clients off on the basis that the local Constabulary were barely literate.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 13:45 |
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I have a family member who is a capital-case PD in Louisiana. He has strong opinions on LA thinking a 10-2 split jury is good enough to convict.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 13:55 |
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Parks and Rec's 2017 timeline was way better than this one we're in.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 13:57 |
mlmp08 posted:I have a family member who is a capital-case PD in Louisiana. He has strong opinions on LA thinking a 10-2 split jury is good enough to convict. Well 32-33 is good enough to elect a president in favor the person who has 32 sooooooooo Checkmate
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TBeats posted:Well 32-33 is good enough to elect a president in favor the person who has 32 As a Californian, our votes shouldn't count, so really, you should be glad for the electoral college
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 14:56 |
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Looks like the Keebler Klansman lied on his SF-86. https://twitter.com/lrozen/status/885496390964715520 A transparency organization FOIAed his SF-86, DOJ blew the deadline, then DOJ only released one redacted page. Turns out, that's all that was needed to prove he lied about his foreign contacts
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 14:57 |
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In non Agent Orange news, it looks like the police may have captured a serial killer where 4 men went missing. https://www.washingtonpost.com/amph...n-went-missing/
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 15:10 |
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Cadaver dogs found him in a grave 12 feet deep.
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facialimpediment posted:Looks like the Keebler Klansman lied on his SF-86. Deep state trolling him?
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 15:34 |
GI bill doesn't expire anymore. Not sure if it impacts current vets or just new dummies who join. https://twitter.com/suntimes/status/885495982661750784 Oh and because the rabbit hole can always get deeper: https://twitter.com/jameswest2010/status/885262638715940864 boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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facialimpediment posted:Looks like the Keebler Klansman lied on his SF-86. Didn't he already admit to this that he 'forgot'?
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KildarX posted:Didn't he already admit to this that he 'forgot'? Its why he recused himself from Russian investigations. Its not new news that he lied on the SF-86. The only part thats news is him trying to ignore a court order and when someone pointed out that you REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, he caved and released that redacted bullshit. Which may not be enough to honor the court order depending on what exactly was in it.
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Genocide Tendency posted:Its why he recused himself from Russian investigations. That was because he lied to congress. We didn't know for sure that he lied on his SF-86 until now. That's a completely different
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Godholio posted:Cadaver dogs found him in a grave 12 feet deep. Ms. Benie panics and gets quotes for new 13 foot pit.
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Godholio posted:Cadaver dogs found him in a grave 12 feet deep. This is why you're supposed to bury other smelly stuff about 3 feet down above the bodies. Not rocket science.
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psydude posted:Rakka's 2017 timeline was way better than this one we're in.
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Donnie can't figure out what's on the record and what isn't on the record when talking to journalists https://twitter.com/mlcalderone/status/885536109652058112 Donnie and Macron are about to hold a presser in Paris. Should be fun!
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Godholio posted:Cadaver dogs found him in a grave 12 feet deep. good boys
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 17:38 |
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If you haven't seen the updated health care bill... Its the same dumpster fire, just repainted the dumpster, paint is already bubbling and frying. Rand Paul and Collins already said no to it. CBO score expected Monday, Vote to move forward is rumored for Wed/Thursday.
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facialimpediment posted:Looks like the Keebler Klansman lied on his SF-86. Wait you are responsible to know everyone who your grown adult siblings and kids talk to for seven years?
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 18:05 |
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trumps talking now in paris
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Oxygenpoisoning posted:In non Agent Orange news, it looks like the police may have captured a serial killer where 4 men went missing. Not a serial killer, a lunatic kid drug dealer trying to cover up witnesses of a crime his boss committed
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 18:06 |
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The SF-86 standard is true to the best of your knowledge IIRC. So if you're 50 and your 20 year old kid is gaming all the time with his foreign government-employed DOTA clan member and you don't know about it, probably not a big deal. If your adult kid works overseas doing foreign government contracts 6 months a year and you check "no" without even asking them, you're probably a dumbass.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:trumps talking now in paris OH MY GOD THE FRENCH MEDIA JUST ASKED TRUMP ABOUT HIS MADE-UP FRIEND NAMED JIM OMOGMOGMOGMGOGMGOMG https://apnews.com/e18f254c4ac84e6bab4ceed56401cc65 https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/885547756386996225 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jul 13, 2017 |
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Poppyseed Poundcake posted:Wait you are responsible to know everyone who your grown adult siblings and kids talk to for seven years? Yes. This form gets really fun when your sibling marries a foreign national who travels a lot.
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Healthcare bill still appears to be hosed in terms of vote count. Collins is a confirmed no, Rand Paul is a confirmed no. A new no is Senator Rob Portman and a lot of other "moderates" are silent early. Graham and Cassidy have already introduced a completely different bill. So McConnell has already lost the three votes he needed. Welp! https://twitter.com/arogDC/status/885548551715139585
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