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AbsolutelySane
Jul 2, 2012

aware of dog posted:

Reminder: Pence is almost certainly caught up in this too
https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/885316072471121921

That would have been a great time for a rooster sound effect.

Hobo Clown posted:

The Rock, a half-black man from Hawaii, might have some problems winning the Republican base.

I wouldn't be surprised if "Run the Rock 2020" was movie related somehow.

He does have the advantage of having been a redneck soap-opera star for about a decade, though. You'd be surprised what kind of cachet that has. If he picks Stone Cold Steve Austin to be his running mate, he'll be unstoppable in rural America.

Edit for dog (actually my dog, but a terrible picture. Also screen breaking at full size):

AbsolutelySane fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Jul 13, 2017

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Even Any Klobushar was on TV today slobbering over the GOP party hack and Christie crony that Trump is trying to install at the FBI. WHAT THE gently caress ARE DEMOCRATS THINKING????

peengers
Jun 6, 2003

toot toot
Nah, hacksaw Jim Duggan would be a better fit from a generational standpoint.

birds
Jun 28, 2008


I was just thinking today, is there any update on what exactly Melania does all day? I mean, she said she was going to do something about cyber bullying but it doesn't even seem like they're going to put in the effort of even making it look like they give a poo poo.

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

AbsolutelySane posted:

He does have the advantage of having been a redneck soap-opera star for about a decade, though. You'd be surprised what kind of cachet that has.
5 years ago, if I asked someone what the top qualification to becoming President was, and they said "victory at WrestleMania," I would have been sure they were a loving lunatic... But here we are, apparently looking for two in a row.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

birds posted:

I was just thinking today, is there any update on what exactly Melania does all day? I mean, she said she was going to do something about cyber bullying but it doesn't even seem like they're going to put in the effort of even making it look like they give a poo poo.

One assumes a lot of crying.

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

birds posted:

I was just thinking today, is there any update on what exactly Melania does all day? I mean, she said she was going to do something about cyber bullying but it doesn't even seem like they're going to put in the effort of even making it look like they give a poo poo.

I assume she does her nails and spa treatments. Works out to keep her figure. Lunches with her friends. The normal for ladies of her class.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


birds posted:

I was just thinking today, is there any update on what exactly Melania does all day? I mean, she said she was going to do something about cyber bullying but it doesn't even seem like they're going to put in the effort of even making it look like they give a poo poo.

There were some reports that she was watching a lot of tv to inform Trump that it wasn't fair to him and browsing around the internet for articles he would find interesting or useful to punch back with (often from crackpot right wing conspiracy sites, according to reports of his aides freaking out about not being able to keep the printouts away from him).

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


birds posted:

I was just thinking today, is there any update on what exactly Melania does all day? I mean, she said she was going to do something about cyber bullying but it doesn't even seem like they're going to put in the effort of even making it look like they give a poo poo.

Based on her interactions with her husband I imagine she spends all day watching MSNBC and poo poo posting about how much Trump sucks.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



mcmagic posted:

Even Any Klobushar was on TV today slobbering over the GOP party hack and Christie crony that Chimp is trying to install at the FBI. WHAT THE gently caress ARE DEMOCRATS THINKING????

In my eyes, anyone Trump nominates for FBI director is suspect, because there never should have been a need to replace the sitting director in the first place. There's no reason to trust Trump to find someone who will actually do a good job of overseeing the FBI and any investigations of his campaign.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



I had a dream last night where Trump just said fuckit to the whole Russia investigation thing, goes on national TV, and says "you know what? I did it. Yes, I loving colluded with Russia to win an election. And you know what? I would do it again because MAGA."

And then there were literally no consequences, because at this point one half of the country just gives literally no gently caress anymore. And it's just plausible enough to happen in this hosed up world we somehow found ourselves occupying.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

birds posted:

I was just thinking today, is there any update on what exactly Melania does all day? I mean, she said she was going to do something about cyber bullying but it doesn't even seem like they're going to put in the effort of even making it look like they give a poo poo.

She doesn't really have any white house responsibilities.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

AbsolutelySane posted:

That would have been a great time for a rooster sound effect.


He does have the advantage of having been a redneck soap-opera star for about a decade, though. You'd be surprised what kind of cachet that has. If he picks Stone Cold Steve Austin to be his running mate, he'll be unstoppable in rural America.

Edit for dog (actually my dog, but a terrible picture. Also screen breaking at full size):


He also played college ball in Florida

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Shifty Pony posted:

There were some reports that she was watching a lot of tv to inform Trump that it wasn't fair to him and browsing around the internet for articles he would find interesting or useful to punch back with (often from crackpot right wing conspiracy sites, according to reports of his aides freaking out about not being able to keep the printouts away from him).

Trying to raise his blood pressure in the hopes of inheriting his money while still young, I see...

peengers
Jun 6, 2003

toot toot
Trump Thread II: literally two monkeys trying to gently caress a football

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Hobo Clown posted:

The Rock, a half-black man from Hawaii, might have some problems winning the Republican base.

I wouldn't be surprised if "Run the Rock 2020" was movie related somehow.

"Rock the House"

Starring Jack Black & Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
Rock/McMuffin v Cena/Buttgig 2020

Just dont even care.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

Playstation 4 posted:

Rock/McMuffin v Cena/Buttgig 2020

Just dont even care.

It's too bad three people can't be on the ticket cause I'd vote for The New Day in a heartbeat

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



aware of dog posted:

It's too bad three people can't be on the ticket cause I'd vote for The New Day in a heartbeat

We'll simply run the country by Freebird Rule.

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Sinteres posted:

WWE fans in every part of the country loving loved him, so I think the Republican base would be just fine.

Wrestling fans skew slightly democrat iirc. You're looking for golf or nascar for a real republican vote winner.

Edit:

http://www.businessinsider.com/politics-sports-you-like-2013-3

I meant a hard democrat skew

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Hey, looks like Jr is getting his own (actual) Time cover now

Javes
May 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT APPEARING OFFLINE SO I DON'T HAVE TO TELL FRIENDS THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY VIDEO GAME TEAM.
https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/885276692901761024


Oklahoma mounting more evidence it's the worst state in the Union.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Mustached Demon posted:

She doesn't really have any white house responsibilities.
I'm sure she's hard at work on her cyberbullying initiative. By that I mean supporting the world's biggest professional internet troll.

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008

ReidRansom posted:

Hey, looks like Jr is getting his own (actual) Time cover now

The trouble with this strategy is, he will quickly run out of treasons he is able to commit to keep getting Time covers.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Javes posted:

https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/885276692901761024


Oklahoma mounting more evidence it's the worst state in the Union.
If there's anything I've learned in the last 5 years, it's that there is nothing on earth a cop could do to get a murder conviction.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Rotacixe posted:

The trouble with this strategy is, he will quickly run out of treasons he is able to commit to keep getting Time covers.

Three months from now he assassinates his dad for one last Time cover, screaming "Are you proud of me now?!"

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

lol, they can't help but reflexively defend anything Trump-related.

quote:

Paul Ryan refuses to say whether he’d take help from Russia to win an election

In the wake of Donald Trump Jr. releasing several 2016 emails confirming his meeting last year with a “Russian government attorney” who offered to provide damaging information on Hillary Clinton, Ryan was pressed on whether he would meet with foreign adversaries to influence an American election.

Ryan told NBCs Katie Hunt, “I’m not going to go into hypotheticals,” while insisting that "Different actions are appropriate in different circumstances. You can't live your life with a one-size-fits all approach to every situation."

So basically he doesn't believe in ethics, because that involves hypotheticals?

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

ReidRansom posted:

Hey, looks like Jr is getting his own (actual) Time cover now



The little "I LOVE IT" Hitler-'stache is a nice touch.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

Javes posted:

https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/885276692901761024


Oklahoma mounting more evidence it's the worst state in the Union.

The Jury system is broken. Getting rid of juries and stopping the election of judges would go a long way to fixing the US's broken judicial system.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Even Alabama political cartoonist are tired of Senate candidates kissing Trump's rear end

https://twitter.com/Crowetoons/status/885489661434621954

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Old James posted:


So basically he doesn't believe in ethics, because that involves hypotheticals?

I think he just doesn't believe in ethics period.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Hobo Clown posted:

The Rock, a half-black man from Hawaii, might have some problems winning the Republican base.

I wouldn't be surprised if "Run the Rock 2020" was movie related somehow.

Republicans don't care who the candidate is. They will continue voting R even when the candidate is a repugnant monster, a complete idiot or both. As racist as a number of them are they can justify it to themselves, they've done it before.

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Time magazine seems to be the avatar of stupid disinterested people so I'm curious if they're being hostile to Trump based on that cover. They're bad at journalism but probably not a bad barometer of what idiot white voter thinks.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

FlamingLiberal posted:

If there's anything I've learned in the last 5 years, it's that there is nothing on earth a cop could do to get a murder conviction.

There was a cop in New Jersey who was reporting to the FBI about abuse in his police department about 7 years ago.

Some other officers on the force found out and one of them went to his house and threatened to kill him and his family if he didn't recant and stop talking to the FBI. The original cop who was talking to the FBI shot the other guy from the force and was later successfully prosecuted for 3rd degree murder.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Hobo Clown posted:

The Rock, a half-black man from Hawaii, might have some problems winning the Republican base.

Hmmm, yes, I certainly can't think of any other charismatic half-black men from Hawaii who won the Presidency, no sir.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


WampaLord posted:

Hmmm, yes, I certainly can't think of any other charismatic half-black men from Hawaii who won the Presidency, no sir.

My friend Soetero

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

botany posted:

The Jury system is broken. Getting rid of juries and stopping the election of judges would go a long way to fixing the US's broken judicial system.

Juries are good. The problem is that lawyers can throw people off juries if they want, because they might be "biased" (i.e. be informed or opinionated in ways that might go against their guy.) This leads to things like if the defendant is black, the prosecution tries to make the jury all-white. Or if the defendant is a cop, the defense tries to make the jury out of people that blindly trust authority. This could be fixed by the jury being picked completely randomly by computer, and the lawyers having to deal with what they are given.

Someone I know was picked for a jury once and rejected because he answered the question "Do you always trust the police to tell the truth?" with "No." Now, this guy is not someone who dislikes the police (completely the opposite), but a guy with critical thinking skills who would *never* trust any group blindly.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

quote:

115-pound black teenage woman, mistaken for machete-wielding 180-pound black man, alleges police brutality

A black 19-year-old woman was punched in the mouth by an officer, bitten by a police K9 and arrested last month after an officer said he mistook her for a 180-pound bald man suspected of threatening people with a machete at a nearby grocery store.

Hargrove alleges that on June 18 she was walking home from Wooden Nickel Trading Company on Ming Avenue, where she had gone for a Father’s Day gift, when she was approached by an officer. He drew his gun as soon as he got out of his patrol car, she claims.

The result of the contact? An altercation that left Hargrove with scrapes, bruises, a punch to the mouth from one officer and a bite from a K9 released by another.

BPD Sgt. Ryan Kroeker wouldn’t comment on specific matters in the police report, but said that criminal charges have been filed against Hargrove and the case has been forwarded to the Kern County District Attorney’s office for review. The department has determined the force used was appropriate, and no internal investigation has been launched, Kroeker added.

She was arrested on suspicion of resisting or delaying an officer.

The arresting officer, Christopher Moore, said in a police report obtained by The Californian that he didn’t know Hargrove was a woman until after she was handcuffed.

He mistook her for a machete-wielding suspect who had come out of the Grocery Outlet Bargain Market on Ming and Ashe avenues after threatening several people, according to the report.

“She appeared to be a male and matched the description of the suspect that had brandished the machete and was also within the same complex the suspect had fled to,” Moore wrote in his report. He thought she had a weapon in her bag.

http://www.bakersfield.com/news/bla...df9acfb2a8.html

Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Jul 13, 2017

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

BarbarianElephant posted:

Juries are good. The problem is that lawyers can throw people off juries if they want, because they might be "biased" (i.e. be informed or opinionated in ways that might go against their guy.) This leads to things like if the defendant is black, the prosecution tries to make the jury all-white. Or if the defendant is a cop, the defense tries to make the jury out of people that blindly trust authority. This could be fixed by the jury being picked completely randomly by computer, and the lawyers having to deal with what they are given.

Someone I know was picked for a jury once and rejected because he answered the question "Do you always trust the police to tell the truth?" with "No." Now, this guy is not someone who dislikes the police (completely the opposite), but a guy with critical thinking skills who would *never* trust any group blindly.

Juries are not good. The law is something that should be handled by specialists, not outsourced democratically.

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eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches
When discussing juror bias, why on earth would you put it in scare quotes?

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