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Bogan King posted:I wanna see a monkey swarm Of all the countries I would expect this to work in China is probably near the bottom of that list
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Bogan King posted:I wanna see a monkey swarm Sure, you can see a monkey swarm. Right up until they rip your eyes out, then you can feel the monkey swarm chew off your nose, fingers and genitals.
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August Busch IV, ex-CEO of Anheuser-Busch, arrested for trying to fly helicopter while intoxicated Swansea Police said in a Facebook post officers were dispatched to to a report of a helicopter landing for an unknown reason around 12:40 p.m., and were concerned about the aircraft taking off again "due to close obstacles and buildings." Chief Steve Johnson contacted the FAA at the time, and they advised they would investigate the landing. About 7 hours later, police said they received a call saying the pilot, identified as Busch, "appeared too intoxciated to take off." The helicopter’s rotors were spinning and the engine was revving up when an officer arrived on the scene. The arrivng officer then turned on the emergency lights on the squad car, and the pilot powered down the engine. Busch's wife, Dawna Wood, was with him at the time, in addition to eight dogs in the helicopter. After a second officer arrived on the scene, Swansea Police administed a standardized field sobriety test. Busch appeared unable to keep a single train of thought, and his speech appeared mumbling and slurred but he blew a .000 on a breathalyzer test, FOX 2 St. Louis reported, citing court records. His wife told officers Busch has anxiety issues and is off his medication because of recent fertility treatments, according records obtained by FOX 2. Officers also believed Busch may have been under the influence of a controlled substance, according to court records. The 53-year-old then told officers that he had a conceal carry license and had a Rohrbaugh R9 9mm gun in the front pocket of his pants, adding that the weapon was “hot.” Busch then removed the gun from his pocket. Officers also found Dexamethasone, which is used to treat inflammatory conditions such as allergies, in his pocket, but the prescription was for Busch's wife, court records obtained by FOX 2 said. A further search of the helicopter turned up several loaded weapons, including a loaded Ruger LCR 22 LR revolver, and several bottles of prescription drugs. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/11/august-busch-iv-ex-ceo-anheuser-busch-arrested-for-trying-to-fly-helicopter-while-intoxicated.html
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Rich old bastard with prescription drugs, a helicopter, and 8 dogs.  Dude knows how to rich.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Rich old bastard with prescription drugs, a helicopter, and 8 dogs. And he keeps multiple guns in his chopper! I can understand keeping a gun in your car in case someone tries to carjack you or something, but are you trying to fend off Cobra troops skyjacking you on hoverbikes?
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I feel like if it had been anyone other than a rich old white dude, he would have been shot deader than dead upon mention, then removal by himself, of the concealed firearm. Then the dogs would have all been shot too, for good measure. And the wife also, since she may have been reaching for all of those other guns. Alternatively, EAT THE RICH
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Lime Tonics posted:August Busch IV, ex-CEO of Anheuser-Busch, arrested for trying to fly helicopter while intoxicated http://i.imgur.com/BzfqAiD.gifv
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Leavemywife posted:The potential to write headlines like that makes me want to get into journalism. The best was the story about the DUI checkpoints after a country music concert in an open field in the very deep south. We spent more time scouring the artist's catalog for an appropriate song title headline than writing the article. Something like "Checkpoints uncover 'Beer in the Headlights'" won out. The vast majority of the time news outlets know exactly what they're doing with headlines. There are even contests for them in press association awards.
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Lime Tonics posted:August Busch IV, ex-CEO of Anheuser-Busch, arrested for trying to fly helicopter while intoxicated I can't help but think of the scene in The Wolf of Wall Street where a luded up Leo tries to fly his helicopter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH9FSm6hHng
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Left Ventricle posted:I feel like if it had been anyone other than a rich old white dude, he would have been shot deader than dead upon mention, then removal by himself, of the concealed firearm. Then the dogs would have all been shot too, for good measure. And the wife also, since she may have been reaching for all of those other guns. It's Swansea not New York  E: wrong Swansea I guess
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Left Ventricle posted:I feel like if it had been anyone other than a rich old white dude, he would have been shot deader than dead upon mention, then removal by himself, of the concealed firearm. Then the dogs would have all been shot too, for good measure. And the wife also, since she may have been reaching for all of those other guns. yeah, you never hear about what happens when poor people have guns in their helicopters
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Was the article sponsored by Ruger?Lime Tonics posted:A further search of the helicopter turned up several loaded weapons, including a loaded Ruger LCR 22 LR revolver, and several bottles of prescription drugs.
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Sunswipe posted:Was the article sponsored by Ruger? And yet they fail to mention a single thing about the type of helicopter.
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Cumslut1895 posted:yeah, you never hear about what happens when poor people have guns in their helicopters Replace helicopter with car or house as necessary.
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  So this helicopter millionaire guest starred as Devon Banks in 30 Rock.
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Woman whose husband died after she banished him to the sofa has found love again with his brother https://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-whose-husband-died-banished-sofa-found-love-brother-081433639.html not suspicious at all.
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Lime Tonics posted:Woman whose husband died after she banished him to the sofa has found love again with his brother The brother is always supposed to marry the widow if there's children involved. I'm glad they're following tradition!
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Solice Kirsk posted:The brother is always supposed to marry the widow if there's children involved. I'm glad they're following tradition! Unless they're catholic.
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Are You Ready To Consider That Capitalism Is The Real Problem? --- Fast Company. No, REALLY! (Although it is an Op Ed)
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Left Ventricle posted:Replace helicopter with car or house as necessary. gently caress, I wish
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zakharov posted:This is like the oldest joke ever The oldest joke ever involves lap farting actually
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Preposterous Situation Is Actually Real, We Promise! ~ The Mirror
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Phlegmish posted:Yeah what happened next She fixed the cable.
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Platystemon posted:She fixed the cable. don't be fatuous platystemon
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davidspackage posted:Guys, I'm clicking this pornhub link but nothing's happening I'm pretty sure zack parsons reviewed a porn clip on the main page a decade or more ago where a bunch of clowns are loving a prostitute and it ends with the girl looking back and going "daddy??" And the clown raw dogging her has this oh no look on his face and there's a sad honk
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Canadian father struck by lightning at daughter's wedding JP Nadeau was reportedly struck by lightning mid-sentence in his apple orchard in New Brunswick, Canada. "And just as I told my new son-in-law 'You're a lucky guy' - Boom!" he told the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. Aside from a small scar on his thumb, Mr Nadeau says he was unscathed and the wedding proceeded. Storm clouds had gathered behind him at the ceremony on 8 July, he said, and his daughter saw lightning strike the ground nearby. "I had the microphone and the shock jumped into the sound system and my hand just lit up and I saw the spark," he told the CBC. "And I'm looking at my hand and it's all flared up… It was like I was holding a lightning bolt in my hand, it was amazing." Everyone was stunned at first, but that didn't stop the happy couple from continuing with the festivities. "It was a beautiful wedding," Mr Nadeau's wife, Maggy Thomas, told the CBC. "But that was pretty terrifying for a second." Mr Nadeau says he's a lucky-unlucky man - in 2015, a cruise ship he was working on near the Falkland Islands caught fire, and he was rescued by the Royal Air Force. "I've had lots of brushes with death," said Mr Nadeau. "But death keeps ignoring me." http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40585510
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Lime Tonics posted:"I had the microphone and the shock jumped into the sound system and my hand just lit up and I saw the spark," he told the CBC. The Canadianest superhero origin story.
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Lime Tonics posted:Canadian father struck by lightning at daughter's wedding Huh, so this is why my fiancee wanted an outdoor wedding.
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Gonna dump a few from my lovely native state. (Not being ironic; rural Florida has some lovely nature)     
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Bad enough that they force us to wear seatbelts, friggin nanny state
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Things to do in Tampa this weekend.
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