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Jerusalem posted:Years later I'm still trying to wrap my head around this one. Feast or Fired was so goddamned stupid every year.
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Low Ki/Kaval was one of those cases where, when he was jobbed off of WWE, I thought "that's a missed opportunity there, they need new talent and he had potential" (and there was the whole excessive celebration thing or whatever), and then you hear about what he's like and it's "Huh, they dodged a bullet there."
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Jul 13, 2017 19:59
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Is there anyone more bought into his gimmick than Low Ki? Like he is all in on that poo poo. It's amazing.
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Jul 13, 2017 20:02
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DJExile posted:Is there anyone more bought into his gimmick than Low Ki? Like he is all in on that poo poo. It's amazing. Dick The Bruiser. There was no off button on Dick The Bruiser.
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Jul 13, 2017 20:04
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Has anyone ever just stiffed the poo poo out of Low Ki for giggles
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Jul 13, 2017 20:06
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DJExile posted:Is there anyone more bought into his gimmick than Low Ki? Like he is all in on that poo poo. It's amazing. Ultimate Warrior
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Jul 13, 2017 20:08
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Low-Ki was very much into his gimmick, and felt the need to protect it even before he was hired by WWE for that one NXT season. I remember trying to have a conversation with him and he did the whole Low-Ki voice even as I tried to tell him that he didn't need to do that as we were just having a conversation. EDIT: Apologies for how redundant this seems.
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Jul 13, 2017 20:19
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exploded mummy posted:Ultimate Warrior ah poo poo, yeah that's true. Pope Corky the IX posted:Low-Ki was very much into his gimmick, and felt the need to protect it even before he was hired by WWE for that one NXT season. I remember trying to have a conversation with him and he did the whole Low-Ki voice even as I tried to tell him that he didn't need to do that as we were just having a conversation. hahahaha
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Jul 13, 2017 20:41
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DJExile posted:Is there anyone more bought into his gimmick than Low Ki? Like he is all in on that poo poo. It's amazing. He responded to New Japan telling him "don't do the Hitman cosplay at Wrestle Kingdom" by not only wearing it at WK and getting fired for it, but still doing it in America for GFW 4 years later. I don't know if it's out of protest or he genuinely thinks it looks cool, because he sure as poo poo ain't getting paid for doing it
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Jul 13, 2017 20:59
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Chris James 2 posted:He responded to New Japan telling him "don't do the Hitman cosplay at Wrestle Kingdom" by not only wearing it at WK and getting fired for it, but still doing it in America for GFW 4 years later. I don't know if it's out of protest or he genuinely thinks it looks cool, because he sure as poo poo ain't getting paid for doing it *narrator voice* when keepin' it cosplay... goes wrong
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Jul 13, 2017 21:01
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Mods please change the thread title to reflect it is now a tribute to the World Warrior Senshi
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Jul 13, 2017 21:09
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low ki rules and wrestling needs more people like him
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Jul 13, 2017 21:17
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oatgan posted:low ki rules and wrestling needs more people like him tiny babies that kick like mack trucks getting punked on by Paul Blart extras, yeah I'm into this.
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Jul 13, 2017 21:19
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Few men have ever worked so hard to entertain me both in and out of the ring
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Jul 13, 2017 21:21
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I love low ki's wrestling and I love all the stories about him
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Jul 13, 2017 22:23
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I love Samoa Joe's description of him as a man of all races.
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Jul 13, 2017 22:27
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Chris James 2 posted:He responded to New Japan telling him "don't do the Hitman cosplay at Wrestle Kingdom" by not only wearing it at WK and getting fired for it, but still doing it in America for GFW 4 years later. I don't know if it's out of protest or he genuinely thinks it looks cool, because he sure as poo poo ain't getting paid for doing it Whats really sad is that I googled this and was expecting to see Low Ki wearing pink and black and having a long curly wig on.
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Jul 13, 2017 23:21
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Marafuji vs Moose in TNA's jacked-up division with rounds and decisions is weird as hell and no one in the crowd has any idea of what the rules are.
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flashy_mcflash posted:Marafuji vs Moose in TNA's jacked-up division with rounds and decisions is weird as hell and no one in the crowd has any idea of what the rules are. it stunk
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Jul 14, 2017 02:20
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Wait, they're still doing the lovely fake MMA thing? 
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Jul 14, 2017 02:48
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It's a rare thing they haven't given up on, yes
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Jul 14, 2017 02:50
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Wasn't that Billy's idea? I thought they would've trashed it the second he left the company.
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Jul 14, 2017 02:54
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Chris James 2 posted:He responded to New Japan telling him "don't do the Hitman cosplay at Wrestle Kingdom" by not only wearing it at WK and getting fired for it, but still doing it in America for GFW 4 years later. I don't know if it's out of protest or he genuinely thinks it looks cool, because he sure as poo poo ain't getting paid for doing it Jesus this is hilarious.
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Jul 14, 2017 03:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK6NAP4CR3w my favorite part of this is that he wants to do the hitman adjust tie casually thing during his entrance but doesn't actually know what you are supposed to do and just kinda waves his hand around his tie.
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Jul 14, 2017 03:33
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Low Ki actually had a really good match with Sonjay Dutt at the PPV, even wearing the stupid Hitman getup. Is there any reason why Dutt never got a chance with WWE?
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Jul 14, 2017 03:38
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grack posted:Low Ki actually had a really good match with Sonjay Dutt at the PPV, even wearing the stupid Hitman getup. He's really short and not nearly talented or charismatic enough to make up for it.
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Jul 14, 2017 03:40
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Dutt had an offer on the table to be a trainer at the wwe performance center that could have maybe turned into something more with their attempt at pushing into the Indian market a few weeks ago
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Jul 14, 2017 04:02
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Mel Mudkiper posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK6NAP4CR3w I laughed and then saw that was from April of this year and laughed even harder.
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Jul 14, 2017 07:21
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DJExile posted:Is there anyone more bought into his gimmick than Low Ki? Like he is all in on that poo poo. It's amazing. Ryback.
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Jul 14, 2017 08:26
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Until he gets a barcode tattoo, I don't buy it.
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Jul 14, 2017 08:58
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DJExile posted:Is there anyone more bought into his gimmick than Low Ki? Like he is all in on that poo poo. It's amazing. HHH. CM Punk. Davros1 fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Jul 14, 2017 |
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Jul 14, 2017 09:17
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Davros1 posted:HHH. CM Punk. Punk's not a gimmick, he really is a whiny bitter rear end in a top hat irl
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skaboomizzy posted:My favorite TNA memory is still one of the Feast or Fired matches with the four briefcases on poles. Only winning move in Feast or Fired is to not play grack posted:Low Ki actually had a really good match with Sonjay Dutt at the PPV, even wearing the stupid Hitman getup. He's a gashead
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Jul 14, 2017 13:51
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Yeah wasn't Dutt roided all to hell not that long ago? Like he had EC3 level bacne
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Jul 14, 2017 14:57
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The only good angle I can think of for a Feast or Fired match is that thing they did once where Billy Gunn helped Road Dogg get the briefcase and it turned out to be a tag title. But the briefcase should end up as the fired briefcase and the tag team partners feud over who actually owns the briefcase Hi I am better than Vince Russo hire me Jarrett
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Jul 14, 2017 14:57
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Dutt needed those roids to live you heartless assholes
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Jul 14, 2017 15:06
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I don't understand why you're not calling it by its proper name, Feast or My Fired
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Jul 14, 2017 16:44
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The Feed Me More briefcase is filled with chicken breasts from Panera Bread.
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Jul 14, 2017 17:35
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Testekill posted:He's a gashead That simultaneously makes perfect sense and absolutely no sense at all.
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Low-Ki was involved in a match where upon the bell ringing he did a rolling kick that knocked his opponent's dick stiff. The dude is straight unconscious. Ki struts around the ring doing his angry monkey shtick while the other guys manager tries everything to wake him up. Ki tries to do more poo poo but the carcass in the ring with him refuses to respond, so he gets on the mic and trashes everyone in the locker room for lack of heart because they are not warriors like him. He was angry that the man he knocked out cold would not wake up so he could get the rest of his poo poo in.
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