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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

SundayMoney posted:

I mean Rondo isn't my first choice for playing point guard with the Pelicans, but him and Boogie enjoy playing together so it's not a surprise.

I think he is going to be their back up. Though it sounds like they will slide Jrue over to the 2 sometimes. Can't wait to see how he alienates another front office.

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Sports anime: Slam Dunk is good, Eyeshield 21 is also good, but you must watch Haikyuu!! to see the GOAT sports anime

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Shear Modulus posted:

boo, no Process sucks.

Write his name on the roster yourself with the full knowledge h'es not going to be playing, boom, identical experience to having him on the team

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

Even team Africa has a German on it.

And Thabo is Swiss

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
The Grizz have played this Best Green situation perfectly. His price is dropping and dropping with more teams filling their stretch 4 needs. That's good because Jarell Moonface has looked very bad in summer league

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Ssssssssssssssssssssssssss

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Looks like yall owe that one guy an apology

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/885532181166084097

It was a work!

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Durant is and will forever be sub-human trash, this is Trump's america. facts never factor in poo poo.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

Looks like yall owe that one guy an apology

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/885532181166084097

It was a work!

lol, leaked by KD himself to save face. I will never believe this narrative. NEVER. I have My Own Narrative and it is Good and True and it reinforces everything we all know to be true about That Snake Over There Kevin Durant. I'll go to my grave believing this!!!

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

zoux posted:

Looks like yall owe that one guy an apology

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/885532181166084097

It was a work!

Bullshit. He bitchmade

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

zoux posted:

Looks like yall owe that one guy an apology

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/885532181166084097

It was a work!

Durant lies regularly, wouldn't shock me if he put the word out to make him look better after the fact.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
kd thinking he's working the heat when he's getting xpac heat

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



EvanTH posted:

Write his name on the roster yourself with the full knowledge h'es not going to be playing, boom, identical experience to having him on the team

hahahaha

kingcobweb posted:

And Thabo is Swiss

they said it also includes foreign-born players whose parents were african emigrants, which also includes Capela and Oladpio

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/885556863517032448

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Kobe? Is that you?

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

vaginal facsimile posted:

Bullshit. He bitchmade

The most bitchmade person in that room is russ.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
The German guy that the Mavs signed yesterday must have gotten some professional twitter advice today. Yesterday he was liking a couple of my random tweets mentioning him and followed me this morning. Now his account is gone. It was the smallest pro athlete account I'd ever seen for someone signed by an NBA team. I assume him making the team is a long shot but I hope he makes it in the 17th roster spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p418749lHE

Spacebump fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jul 13, 2017

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

zoux posted:

Looks like yall owe that one guy an apology

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/885532181166084097

It was a work!

FAKE NEWS

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
https://twitter.com/Shaqdaddy231/status/885371858257821697
I think the whole Sixers team hates Lonzo.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Disillusionist posted:

Dunk. He dunks very well.

I wonder if this is based on how well Forbes has looked in Summer League.

I know he keeps tearing up summer league but after watching him a bunch in college I can't help but be really skeptical of Forbes as anything but a catch and shoot guy

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
https://twitter.com/nifmuhammad/status/884886865484148736

Welcome to all new Ron Baker fans who were created from this quote

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
Whoa, people actually believe that Durant thing wasn't scripted.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Bashez posted:

Whoa, people actually believe that Durant thing wasn't scripted.

What? No, we all know the finals were scripted like it is every year except when my team wins then it was hard work and perseverance, imo

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

NickRoweFillea posted:

https://twitter.com/nifmuhammad/status/884886865484148736

Welcome to all new Ron Baker fans who were created from this quote

lmao someone asking me why hes a fan favorite earlier itt

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

zoux posted:

Looks like yall owe that one guy an apology

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/885532181166084097

It was a work!

Also Trump very sternly asked Putin if Russia interfered in the US election and Putin said no way José so that resolves that.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
There was the potential for a great Westbrook + gymnastics leotard joke somewhere in there Peyton

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

I choose to believe whatever is funniest

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



zoux posted:

Looks like yall owe that one guy an apology

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/885532181166084097

It was a work!

That just makes him look more bitchmade that he had to put that out there. I said....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s&t=49s

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

leftist heap posted:

lol, leaked by KD himself to save face. I will never believe this narrative. NEVER. I have My Own Narrative and it is Good and True and it reinforces everything we all know to be true about That Snake Over There Kevin Durant. I'll go to my grave believing this!!!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

YALL, spazzing, corncob-like: KD is owned! He's owned !!!
ME, calm, handsome, sipping scotch: NBA champion and finals MVP Kevin Dirant has never been "owned" in his whole life

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"
The KD hate is so boring, you guys try too hard. Let it come to you, don't force it anymore

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Space Camp fuckup posted:

I choose to believe whatever is funniest

Things that happened:

Frozen Envelope
Bad News Time Travel
Mo Williams Thundercats Monologue
Delonte West Mom gently caress
Honey Nut Cheerios
Larry Bird Wedding Cakes
Glen Rice x Sarah Palin

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

morestuff posted:

Honey Nut Cheerios

Let it be forever known

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

I know it looks like a joke but this is my 100% unironic opinion. Reality is a construction.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Ammanas posted:

The KD hate is so boring, you guys try too hard. Let it come to you, don't force it anymore

Yeah the forcing of this is sad. Especially when we recently learned he pays girls to fart in his face.

Stay strong Kevman, you were vindicated.

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"
u shouldn't kinkshame. Let he who sniffs the last fart throw the first stone

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

morestuff posted:

Things that happened:

Frozen Envelope
Bad News Time Travel
Mo Williams Thundercats Monologue
Delonte West Mom gently caress
Honey Nut Cheerios
Larry Bird Wedding Cakes
Glen Rice x Sarah Palin

What is Larry Bird Wedding cakes?

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
I mean, if the biggest crime of a player is that he has unusual non-harming sexual preferences instead of ....you know, murder. Or rape. But maybe not since those players get all the breaks.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Ammanas posted:

u shouldn't kinkshame. Let he who sniffs the last fart throw the first stone

Very sage.

- Kevin Durant after hanging out with a girl who ate Mediterranean

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Tae posted:

I mean, if the biggest crime of a player is that he has unusual non-harming sexual preferences instead of ....you know, murder. Or rape. But maybe not since those players get all the breaks.

His biggest crime was being a top 5 player and going to the greatest team of all time tho

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Jota posted:

Very sage.

- Kevin Durant after hanging out with a girl who ate Mediterranean

this is a pro-tier post

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