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Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

qirex posted:

didn't already do a year of "I'll only eat meat I've killed and butchered myself?"

I still can't help but feel like he's some sort of robot trying to learn how to be hu-man

its a post from a while back

also that is exactly what he's doing, he's literally said so himself

he's extremely bad with people because autism and he's making a concentrated effort to overcome it

# ? Jul 13, 2017 16:05

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# ? May 27, 2024 11:24

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Moist von Lipwig posted:

its a post from a while back

also that is exactly what he's doing, he's literally said so himself

he's extremely bad with people because autism and he's making a concentrated effort to overcome it

Zuck's Magical Autisy

# ? Jul 13, 2017 16:17

ThePeavstenator: Dec 18, 2012; Establish the Buns

Moist von Lipwig posted:

its a post from a while back

also that is exactly what he's doing, he's literally said so himself

he's extremely bad with people because autism and he's making a concentrated effort to overcome it

Remember in the Facebook movie when he's a turbo autist rear end in a top hat to his GF and then at the end we're supposed to root for him getting her back?

# ? Jul 13, 2017 16:30

the talent deficit: Dec 20, 2003; self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture

ThePeavstenator posted:

Remember in the Facebook movie when he's a turbo autist rear end in a top hat to his GF and then at the end we're supposed to root for him getting her back?

that's a weird takeaway from the ending

# ? Jul 13, 2017 16:35

ThePeavstenator: Dec 18, 2012; Establish the Buns

It's been a while since I've seen it but the 2 things I remember thinking the entire time were:

-this movie is for any dummy who has heard of facebook
-drat they're painting this fuckface in an obnoxiously positive light, even when he does lovely stuff you can hear a narrator saying "but he felt bad about it inside as he continued to accrue obnoxious amounts of money and continue his behavior"

# ? Jul 13, 2017 16:37

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

sound cloud is basically dead

# ? Jul 13, 2017 16:59

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

One of the PhD students in my lab when I was in grad school had gone to Harvard at the same time as Marky Z and knew him as an acquaintance

Her summary of The Social Network was "it's basically right about his personality, except there were way too many girls interacting with him."

# ? Jul 13, 2017 17:04

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Sagebrush posted:

One of the PhD students in my lab when I was in grad school had gone to Harvard at the same time as Marky Z and knew him as an acquaintance

Her summary of The Social Network was "it's basically right about his personality, except there were way too many girls interacting with him."

ill be the surprised crowd of yosposters

# ? Jul 13, 2017 17:06

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

ThePeavstenator posted:

Remember in the Facebook movie when he's a turbo autist rear end in a top hat to his GF and then at the end we're supposed to root for him getting her back?

the google movie was way better

owen wilson and vince vaughn become interns for the free food and naptime

# ? Jul 13, 2017 17:34

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

ThePeavstenator posted:

It's been a while since I've seen it but the 2 things I remember thinking the entire time were:

-this movie is for any dummy who has heard of facebook
-drat they're painting this fuckface in an obnoxiously positive light, even when he does lovely stuff you can hear a narrator saying "but he felt bad about it inside as he continued to accrue obnoxious amounts of money and continue his behavior"

the two things you should have gotten out of it were that fuckerberg is a lonely rear end in a top hat (like notch rn) and that ides are worthless unless you put a bunch of work into making them real

any positive light cast on fuckerberg is because movie people like that he implemented an idea kinda like they do which of course they find laudable

# ? Jul 13, 2017 17:45

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

losing soundcloud is going to suck

also

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol if you don't think Zuck has partaken in hunting the most dangerous game and eaten his catch.

# ? Jul 13, 2017 17:52

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the google movie was way better

owen wilson and vince vaughn become interns for the free food and naptime

i mean i don't think that's "better" in that it was a big marketing vehicle for ~google culture~ and how google is your friend. "more accurate" i guess?

# ? Jul 13, 2017 18:26

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

aaand tori's probed again

for what appears to be a truth that was too real for c-spam

# ? Jul 13, 2017 18:28

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Munkeymon posted:

ides are worthless unless you put a bunch of work into making them real

ya, gotta get them good plugins

# ? Jul 13, 2017 18:34

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

ate all the Oreos posted:

aaand tori's probed again

for what appears to be a truth that was too real for c-spam

free tori

# ? Jul 13, 2017 18:35

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

mishaq posted:

free tori

still overpriced

# ? Jul 13, 2017 18:45

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

this has to be some kind of canary

quote:

Dev Bootcamp, the original "coding bootcamp," is shutting down, the company announced on Wednesday. The company's last cohort of students, who begin the program next week, will graduate in December and receive job search help before the school permanently shuts down.

Why it matters: Early coding bootcamps like Dev Bootcamp launched a boom in alternative education for programing skills, with some of the school's own alumni going on to found their own successful programs, like App Academy. Ultimately, the coding bootcamp craze highlighted not only the need to rethink computer science and programming education in traditional colleges, but also the increasing demand for workers with these technical skills.
Keep reading 87 words

Not sustainable:
Dev Bootcamp, which was acquired by education services company Kaplan in 2014, says it couldn't make its business model work. From its announcement on Facebook:

quote:
Since launching in 2012, we've been striving to find a viable business model that would enable us to further our vision of high-quality, immersive coding training that is broadly accessible to a diverse population, while also covering the critical day-to-day costs of running our campuses.

# ? Jul 13, 2017 20:20

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/885552089505681408
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/885552363230162944

# ? Jul 13, 2017 21:37

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Sagebrush posted:

some baby birds poop their poop inside a sealed up membrane like a little balloon that the parent birds can carry out of the nest and throw away somewhere else, keeping the nest clean

human fetuses in the womb eat bits of their hair and skin cells floating in the amniotic fluid then poo poo them out and eat it again and again until they're born

# ? Jul 13, 2017 22:23

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

human fetuses in the womb eat bits of their hair and skin cells floating in the amniotic fluid then poo poo them out and eat it again and again until they're born

they also drink their own pee and loud noises make them silently scream/cry

# ? Jul 13, 2017 22:26

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/885343770031554560

# ? Jul 14, 2017 00:08

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the comments are full of mad short guys

# ? Jul 14, 2017 00:10

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the comments are full of mad short guys

death to fuckerberg supporters

# ? Jul 14, 2017 00:22

Pryor on Fire: May 14, 2013; they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Oh jesus we're gonna have our own little jewish Napoleon aren't we

# ? Jul 14, 2017 00:27

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i think we'd sooner elect a bald guy than a short guy

# ? Jul 14, 2017 00:28

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

well duh. male pattern baldness is directly linked to testosterone levels so the balder you are the more you are full of powerful male energy.

being short just means you got your growth stunted somehow.

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:15

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

call me when we elect a bald guy with a big beard though

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:16

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/885343770031554560

lmao

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:25

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

lol eat poo poo comcast

https://twitter.com/comcast/status/885165857810386946

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:35

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Xaris posted:

death to fuckerberg supporters

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:37

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

qirex posted:

didn't already do a year of "I'll only eat meat I've killed and butchered myself?"

I still can't help but feel like he's some sort of robot trying to learn how to be hu-man

where would you possibly get that idea

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:37

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/885658291493326848

Nevada?

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:38

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/885658291493326848

Nevada?

where else? desert land is cheap

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:40

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/885343770031554560

lol

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:44

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/885658291493326848

Nevada?

salt flats make great testing grounds

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:49

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

the hyper loop test was successful it went a whopping 70 miles per hour

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:52

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i'm excited to hear about the first test intern getting his brain liquified once they get it to the promised speeds

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:54

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

fits my needs posted:

as a NORMAL HUMAN I enjoy a quick breakfast of DRY WHITE TOAST here in my everyday, average NEVER USED KITCHEN

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:55

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm excited to hear about the first test intern getting his brain liquified once they get it to the promised speeds

I'd guess the problems will be with deceleration

all you need is to maintain a near vacuum in a 12 foot tube several hundred miles long, no big deal

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

fits my needs posted:

i'm more a four fried chickens and a coke man, myself

e: gently caress you qirex

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/885658291493326848

Nevada?

yeah, they have a "test track" out there

here they are a year ago breaking new barriers in transportation technology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LNUYIL8kgs

# ? Jul 14, 2017 01:58

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