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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Ages posted:

piss tape is real

even more real than I am

I never lost faith! I may not believe in god, but I do believe in pissssssss

But if there is a god, I hope he loves us enough to release the tape, ed balls

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Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin

new kind of cat posted:

do they keep a federal log of every time the president takes a dump?

not only that, they keep the dump itself

shrinkwrapped forever

state secrets y'know

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

petit choux posted:

Lemme at least finish posting first honey

Post and caress by butthole at the same time :yosbutt:

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Wait there were people who didn't think the piss tape was real?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



:wow:

in other news

THE PISS TAPE JUST GOT 10% REALER

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

I never lost faith! I may not believe in god, but I do believe in pissssssss

But if there is a god, I hope he loves us enough to release the tape, ed balls

piss tape is real

god is real

god is piss tape

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jazerus posted:

araz agalarov (the "aras" in don jr.'s emails) is almost certainly source d in the steele dossier, who provided info to steele on two things: the don jr. meeting and the piss tape

don jr. meeting is real

therefore piss tape is :piaa: real

thank you

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Robert Plant posted:

Wait there were people who didn't think the piss tape was real?

There are people who think the Earth is flat, of course there were people who didn't believe in the piss tape

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




easy d!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



https://twitter.com/RLongennamer/status/885651106256351237

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


shiksa posted:

that's just sad and if he wasn't so cynical and obviously putting on an act I'd feel kinda bad for him

also if he wasn't a pedophile and a dickbag bootlicking nazi-gonad-gargling idiot and didn't have a punchable face and a stupid name

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Gringostar posted:

i'm sorry sir, this is the ritz carlton laundry service

gently caress you you can't fool me, this is the only place in the area with curly fries and you're gonna give them to Me

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-peter-smith-death-met-0713-20170713-story.html

So, I know people already saw this, but I don't think anyone posted in thread how Smith died.

quote:

At the time, the newspaper reported Smith's May 14 death came about 10 days after he granted the interview. Mystery shrouded how and where he had died, but the lead reporter on the stories said on a podcast he had no reason to believe the death was the result of foul play and that Smith likely had died of natural causes.

However, the Chicago Tribune obtained a Minnesota state death record filed in Olmsted County that says Smith committed suicide in a hotel near the Mayo Clinic at 1:17 p.m. on Sunday, May 14. He was found with a bag over his head with a source of helium attached. A medical examiner's report gives the same account, without specifying the time, and a report from Rochester police further details his suicide.

In the note recovered by police, Smith apologized to authorities and said that "NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER" was involved in his death. He wrote that he was taking his own life because of a "RECENT BAD TURN IN HEALTH SINCE JANUARY, 2017" and timing related "TO LIFE INSURANCE OF $5 MILLION EXPIRING."

One of Smith's former employees told the Tribune he thought the elderly man had gone to the famed clinic to be treated for a heart condition. Mayo spokeswoman Ginger Plumbo said Thursday she could not confirm Smith had been a patient, citing medical privacy laws.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/wis10/status/885651678397169665

lame

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

has anything in the Steele dossier been proven FALSE yet? serious q

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

The Nastier Nate posted:

I never lost faith! I may not believe in god, but I do believe in pissssssss

But if there is a god, I hope he loves us enough to release the tape, ed balls

God is real and trump is His judgement

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Patter Song posted:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-peter-smith-death-met-0713-20170713-story.html

So, I know people already saw this, but I don't think anyone posted in thread how Smith died.

What gets me is the body was cremated. Was there no autopsy done?

It's kinda hard to assassinate someone via the bag method, you'd need to sedate them somehow first...

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chris James 2 posted:

gently caress you you can't fool me, this is the only place in the area with curly fries and you're gonna give them to Me

WHERE'S THE drat BEEF

sir this is a laundry—

I ORDERED THE BEEF I AM A VETERAN GODDAMNIT

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


fits my needs posted:

Post and caress by butthole at the same time :yosbutt:

lol if u don't post by grinding ur butthole on the keyboard

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

but without pain killers how will appalachia depopulate itself

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



lol

no, think of it this way

all of a sudden rural fuckup america goes through mass withdrawal convulsions

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rah! posted:

lol if u don't post by grinding ur butthole on the keyboard

jkmhgfdyhdesuijkikufkg

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Chris James 2 posted:

1000000% chance that if he posted something as detailed as this sans tweet breaks, he'd be quoted minimum 10 times with people asking what kind of fries he wants with his drink already, curly or regular

for real that low effort bullshit is p bad

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



source d in meats

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Rah! posted:

lol if u don't post by grinding ur butthole on the keyboard

That's where my phone goes though?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SKULL.GIF posted:

lol

no, think of it this way

all of a sudden rural fuckup america goes through mass withdrawal convulsions

why even is rural america spending all that money on opiods anyway can they not just go outside and enjoy the pure sweet bliss of american freedom

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ok guys the jig is up one of the posts i made on this page was actually typed using my cat as an interface

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Jazerus posted:

salted peanuts strike again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvIXzeDLpMw

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


SKULL.GIF posted:

lol

no, think of it this way

all of a sudden rural fuckup america goes through mass withdrawal convulsions

no then they buy fentanyl-laced heroin and die

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Addamere posted:

why even is rural america spending all that money on opiods anyway can they not just go outside and enjoy the pure sweet bliss of american freedom

apparently trump made everything better so it should be totally fine if you take their pain meds away right

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jazerus posted:

no then they buy fentanyl-laced heroin and die

but they live in the great state of whatever what do they need drugs for when they can just go outside and get a big breath of freedom

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

for real that low effort bullshit is p bad

sir this is a starbucks we don't have ketchup steak

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
i just realized that Trump uncharacteristically rattling that quote about the Rosenbergs means that he totally asked some aide in the whitehouse what treason really means according to law

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/885653136135905282

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yinlock posted:

apparently trump made everything better so it should be totally fine if you take their pain meds away right

yes exactly

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Utz posted:

not only that, they keep the dump itself

shrinkwrapped forever

state secrets y'know

doesn't the president actually have to poo poo in a special toilet when he's overseas so that foreign governments cant steal his waste and run tests on it

or is that just piss

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




trup!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i read 'nominee' simultaneously as 'normies' and 'normalizes' because my brain is broken

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i did not and have not yet finished reading past the second word of the headline because my brain is as mentioned above quite broken

TRUMP!!!

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