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Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
I'm guessing there are 2 tapes: One from Moscow with the Obama-bed-pee, and one from St. Petersburg with the "Get me a hooker or two that looks like my daughter" thing.

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COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

NotWearingPants posted:

A month after 9/11. Shameful.

To be fair that's an American as gently caress post right there.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Pac-Manioc Root posted:

:piss: should i watch them in theatrical release order, story order, or "machete" order?

I'm going to wait for the boxset even though it goes downhill after part six.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



here on the something awful dot com forums we are very shocked by irreverence too soon after september the eleventh of two thousand and one.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Play posted:

Wait did he actually say that? I thought it was a joke. I simply can't tell anymore, no stupidity goes too far

quote:

"I said, did you do it? And he said no, I did not. Absolutely not. I then asked him a second time in a totally different way. He said absolutely not," he told Reuters .

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/12/donald-trump-insists-blossoming-friendship-vladimir-putin-good/

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I can't believe no one ever thought of that before.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Well they say liars can never keep their story straight, so it seems to me that getting someone to answer a question the same way twice in a row is a sure fire way to get the God's honest truth. I now believe Donald Jiffy-Pop Trump and his best friend Vladimir Poutine

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Play posted:

Wait did he actually say that? I thought it was a joke. I simply can't tell anymore, no stupidity goes too far

Sorry, you are at least three months behind the rest of us. You better catch up.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Yvershek posted:

Sorry, you are at least three months behind the rest of us. You better catch up.

Embrace the hell dimension

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Jestery posted:

Four screens simultaneously

Save each piss tape to a Micro SD card. toss each Micro SD card into the most secure vault money can buy.


Then add a diving board and Scrooge McDuck in those babies.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Bob NewSCART posted:

Embrace the hell dimension

looking at the state of things puts a big ol lol-y grin on my face

burning swine
May 26, 2004



Pac-Manioc Root posted:

looking at the state of things puts a big ol lol-y grin on my face


eyes? Where we're going, we

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
All I want in life, in this entire world, more than absolutely everything else ever, is for the piss tape to be real.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

All I want in life, in this entire world, more than absolutely everything else ever, is for the piss tape to be real.

good news

everything is real now, friend.

too bad nothing matters anymore

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

All I want in life, in this entire world, more than absolutely everything else ever, is for the piss tape to be real.

What if it's real, confirmed by the government investigative whatevers, but We The People never get to see it?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

All I want in life, in this entire world, more than absolutely everything else ever, is for the piss tape to be real.

I feel that our faith in pee tape has been rewarded with the son of pee tape and the holy ghost of pee tape. I no longer am concerned about if they are real, I want Russian foreign policy centered on getting the pee tapes released to be a major issue in the 2020 election.

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.

Obsidianheart posted:

What if it's real, confirmed by the government investigative whatevers, but We The People never get to see it?

I just want at least one official court document of someone, under oath, describing in detail what's on the piss tapes.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Coco Rodreguiz posted:

I just want at least one official court document of someone, under oath, describing in detail what's on the piss tapes.

New Town Hall fad isn't going to be grilling senators about healthcare, but rather trying to get them to recount their piss-tape viewing.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Obsidianheart posted:

What if it's real, confirmed by the government investigative whatevers, but We The People never get to see it?

This is why Trump has been obsessing over leaks (heh). He's terrified that the tapes will get confirmed and get leaked onto the Internet for all to see.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Obsidianheart posted:

What if it's real, confirmed by the government investigative whatevers, but We The People never get to see it?

I believe that there is somebody out there that loves his or her country enough to leak the piss tape.

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

eyes? Where we're going, we

That's a lol

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Random Stranger posted:

I feel that our faith in pee tape has been rewarded with the son of pee tape and the holy ghost of pee tape. I no longer am concerned about if they are real, I want Russian foreign policy centered on getting the pee tapes released to be a major issue in the 2020 election.

Pretend I made a bad parody of the Nicene Creed here, detailing our belief in the Piss Tape Trinity.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Coco Rodreguiz posted:

I just want at least one official court document of someone, under oath, describing in detail what's on the piss tapes.

Why would you not want to see them?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Burt Sexual posted:

Why would you not want to see them?

I want both.

And I want reporters to have to describe the contents on the air. WITH transcripts of any dialogue.

A middle-aged man in a suit and trench coat, standing in front of the White House, reciting Trump's requests to the hookers as he shifts nervously in front of the camera, his face bright red from all the [EXPLETIVE]s and [UNINTELLIGIBLE]s.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cthulu Carl posted:

I want both.

And I want reporters to have to describe the contents on the air. WITH transcripts of any dialogue.

A middle-aged man in a suit and trench coat, standing in front of the White House, reciting Trump's requests to the hookers as he shifts nervously in front of the camera, his face bright red from all the [EXPLETIVE]s and [UNINTELLIGIBLE]s.

There we go. My dad won't believe a transcript. I just want the porn.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Trump's lawyer Marc Kasowitz didn't stop emailing that anonymous stranger with profane, threatening emails:

https://www.propublica.org/article/marc-kasowitz-trump-lawyer-threat-emails-maddow


quote:

In another email, Kasowitz wrote: “Call me.  Don’t be afraid, you piece of poo poo.  Stand up.  If you don’t call, you’re just afraid.” And later: “I already know where you live, I’m on you.  You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise.  Bro.”

"Bro."

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

BrainMeats
Aug 20, 2000

We have evolved beyond the need for posting.

Soiled Meat

Has anyone here tried emailing him yet?

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
mods please rename me son of pee tape

moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

BrainMeats posted:

Has anyone here tried emailing him yet?

I asked him to fite me irl but he just replied with drunken drivel

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
Holy gently caress that lawyer poo poo is a huge LOL

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I tap my Manafort to summon a Solar Wall.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

I love the concept of Trump supporting claiming Hillary colluded with other countries to get dirt of trump.

The same trump that made fun of dead us soldiers and the handicapped on national television. The same Trump that admitted to sexual assault. The same Trump with 2 seconds of googling you come up nearly unlimited pages of dirts. Seriously I tried and quickly became overwhelmed by just how terrible of a person Trump is.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Can't believe there's a sequel to the piss tape before we've seen the first one. Did Matthew Barney direct these things out what

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Shwqa posted:

I love the concept of Trump supporting claiming Hillary colluded with other countries to get dirt of trump.

The same trump that made fun of dead us soldiers and the handicapped on national television. The same Trump that admitted to sexual assault. The same Trump with 2 seconds of googling you come up nearly unlimited pages of dirts. Seriously I tried and quickly became overwhelmed by just how terrible of a person Trump is.

"Outside the beltway" is the term your looking for.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Fox News loves using that screencap

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/885636556538617857

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

runupon cracker posted:

Clinton turns her enemies into meat while her cronies spin a web of lies! To find out how to fight back, go to meatspin.fr

This reminds me of the time my parents got tired of Obama's sour lies.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




So I'm sure they're including the part about how she overstayed the visa meaning that Trump's campaign eagerly met and worked with an illegal immigrant, right?

I mean, it would be so unlike Fox news to by hypocritical and dishonest with theirs news coverage.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Random Stranger posted:

So I'm sure they're including the part about how she overstayed the visa meaning that Trump's campaign eagerly met and worked with an illegal immigrant, right?

I mean, it would be so unlike Fox news to by hypocritical and dishonest with theirs news coverage.

Fox is going with the "WHY DID THE DEMS/OBAMA LET HER STAY?!?" line. lol

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America
Apr 26, 2017

COACHS SPORT BAR posted:

eyes? Where we're going, we

loving lol

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