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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Dude, Where's My Piss?

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The Piss and the Hookers
2 Piss 2 Hookers
The Piss and the Hookers:Tokyo Stream
Piss and Hookers
Piss Five
Piss & Hookers 6
Hookers 7
The Fate of the Hookers

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mammal Sauce posted:

The Piss and the Hookers
2 Piss 2 Hookers
The Piss and the Hookers:Tokyo Stream
Piss and Hookers
Piss Five
Piss & Hookers 6
Hookers 7
The Fate of the Hookers

The Fate of the Fury Piss

Caufman
May 7, 2007
NBC News: Ex-Soviet intel officer was also present at Trump Tower meeting

"Yo is it cool if I bring my spy friend to our secret meeting?"

"Yeah that's totally cool, bro."

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
lol Trumps most favorable polling company, Rasumussen, has shown him drop 4 points in the last few weeks to 43%, and we're just barely seeing Don Joonyah's email fiasco start to be recorded in them.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tumble posted:

lol Trumps most favorable polling company, Rasumussen, has shown him drop 4 points in the last few weeks to 43%, and we're just barely seeing Don Joonyah's email fiasco start to be recorded in them.

polling doesn't matter anymore

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
it did a few weeks ago when Trump was bragging that that same poll had him at 50% lmao

Megaraptor
Dec 10, 2004

Life, uh...finds a way

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Lmao, do you still remember Sarah Palin and everyone going apeshit over her? She talked in whole, coherent sentences ...

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
i cannot believe the president of the united states tries to win something as mundane as a handshake

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

AEMINAL posted:

i cannot believe the president of the united states tries to win something as mundane as a handshake

and he won't even try that poo poo on bossdaddy putin lmao

forever owned

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

AEMINAL posted:

i cannot believe the president of the united states tries to win something as mundane as a handshake

he also creeps onto the wives of foreign leaders

so good job there america

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Plavski posted:

he also creeps onto the wives of foreign leaders

so good job there america

Really he's about as american as it gets

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Random Stranger posted:

I feel that at this point Putin is so aware that everyone wants to see Pisspocalypse Now that he's going to refuse to release it unless we lift sanctions.

He can have crimea and heck Poland too.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



You guys stoked for Sunday where we get to return to an escapist fantasy world and watch inept, venal rulers struggle for power on the backs of a mistreated underclass; all while ignoring the looming threat of catastrophic climate change in favor of their own lust for wealth and power?

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

You guys stoked for Sunday where we get to return to an escapist fantasy world and watch inept, venal rulers struggle for power on the backs of a mistreated underclass; all while ignoring the looming threat of catastrophic climate change in favor of their own lust for wealth and power?

A Song of Piss and Liars

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

You guys stoked for Sunday where we get to return to an escapist fantasy world and watch inept, venal rulers struggle for power on the backs of a mistreated underclass; all while ignoring the looming threat of catastrophic climate change in favor of their own lust for wealth and power?

Wait that only happens on Sundays?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

You guys stoked for Sunday where we get to return to an escapist fantasy world and watch inept, venal rulers struggle for power on the backs of a mistreated underclass; all while ignoring the looming threat of catastrophic climate change in favor of their own lust for wealth and power?

I'd rather watch Game of Thrones personally

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Oh lol, I thought there was some other summit on Sunday.

Shows how many shits I give about GoT, I guess!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cthulu Carl posted:

Oh lol, I thought there was some other summit on Sunday.

Shows how many shits I give about GoT, I guess!

almost as many as dany

hehehehehehe

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Alan Smithee posted:

I'd rather watch Game of Thrones personally

Urine for a real treat my friend.

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009

Neurion posted:

Les Pisserables

YELLOW! THE PISS OF ANGRY MEN!
BLACK! THE DARK OF PRESIDENTS PAST!

Choronzons son
Mar 1, 2011

Cthulu Carl posted:

Episode I: The Pissing Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Call Girls
Episode III: Revenge of the Piss
Episode IV: A Urinal Hope
Episode V: The Trumpire Pisses Back
Episode VI: Return of the Pissed-in Eye
Episode VII: The Piss Awakens
Episode VIII: The Last Pisser

Orange One: A Piss Tape Story

Sure, just keep pretending that the Pissmas Special doesn't exist. :rolleyes:

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Mental Hospitality posted:

Piss Tape: The Liquid Picture
Piss Tape 2: The Wrath of Ivanka
Piss Tape 3: The Search for Piss
Piss Tape 4: The Vagina Hole
Piss Tape 5: The Fluid Frontier
Piss Tape 6: The Undiscovered Piss

:smugdon::ughh:

Forgot the TNG films.
Piss Tape: Generations (:homebrew: :barf:)
Piss Tape: Spurt Contact
Piss Tape: UrineErection
Piss Tape: NeedAPiss

Alternate JJ Universe
Piss Tape
Piss Tape: Into Wetness
Piss Tape: PeedOn

E:

Choronzons son posted:

Sure, just keep pretending that the Pissmas Special doesn't exist. :rolleyes:

The most embarrassing piss of all.

Mental Hospitality fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jul 14, 2017

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
In a my a country we say "a beloved child has many names" which is how I feel about the piss tape

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
One day later and the Russian meeting looks more incriminating (ex-FSB agent there) while yesterday's excuse (Loretta Lynch) has already been debunked.


Shocking!

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Alan Smithee posted:

*Hillary hangs Trump's drunkass lawyer with belt, pulls his pants down so he looks like he's jackin it*

M-M-M-Monsterkill kill

Are we past the "HOOOLY poo poo" or "GOD-LIKE" stages yet? If not, who gets those?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Tumble posted:

lol Trumps most favorable polling company, Rasumussen, has shown him drop 4 points in the last few weeks to 43%, and we're just barely seeing Don Joonyah's email fiasco start to be recorded in them.

ahahaha, 43%, after everything that happened, he still polls above 5%? how is this real?

He's getting re-elected. He is.



pray that his fat heart gives out ASAP, Pence can't win an election

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

ahahaha, 43%, after everything that happened, he still polls above 5%? how is this real?

He's getting re-elected. He is.

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/baKHpKf.jpg[timg]

pray that his fat heart gives out ASAP, Pence can't win an election
[timg]http://i.imgur.com/yrGQILW.jpg[timg]
Keep in mind Rasumussen is heavily conservatively biased. It always skews the farthest to the right of the major polls. Despite that, he probably will get a second term though because Americans on the whole are dumb as hell.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Kid Rock responds to Sen. Stabenow: “I concede she is better at playing politics than I am so I'll keep doing what I do best, which is being a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS and letting politicians like her know that We the People are sick and tired of their bull----!”

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Big Butt Skinner posted:

Keep in mind Rasumussen is heavily conservatively biased. It always skews the farthest to the right of the major polls. Despite that, he probably will get a second term though because Americans on the whole are dumb as hell.

Can't wait for the President Trump/Senator Kid Rock Air Force One selfies. This will be considered a monumental success in American governance by many people.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


my new dog posted:

Kid Rock responds to Sen. Stabenow: “I concede she is better at playing politics than I am so I'll keep doing what I do best, which is being a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS and letting politicians like her know that We the People are sick and tired of their bull----!”

I think senator Stabenow should do more thinkin' and less stabby now.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Alan Smithee posted:

http://www.businessinsider.com/peter-smith-suicide-clinton-emails-russian-hackers-2017-7

lmao


will Hillary's blood thirst be satiated?

Unreal Voice: UNSTOPPABLE

Lol "THERE WAS NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER."

"I was definitely NOT killed personally by Hillary Clinton."

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
إن شاء الله america gets a second trumpy term but in that case donny should really get that isolationist spirit going again so the bile doesnt spill out more than it already has. build an even greater wall and maintain it

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Big Butt Skinner posted:

Keep in mind Rasumussen is heavily conservatively biased. It always skews the farthest to the right of the major polls. Despite that, he probably will get a second term though because Americans on the whole are dumb as hell.

also because the democrats will run the cab driving robot mannequin from total recall, only wealthy and more out of touch

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



scrubs season six posted:

Lol "THERE WAS NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER."

"I was definitely NOT killed personally by Hillary Clinton."

I thought the "no foul play" note was a joke, but we live in tiny train world and everything is real now :psyduck:

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

also because the democrats will run the cab driving robot mannequin from total recall, only wealthy and more out of touch

I'M WITH IT.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/885192787674714112
https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/885486924160528384

Neighbors III just got a lot rapier.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



it's about time someone stood up for the downtrodden bros on greek row.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I thought the "no foul play" note was a joke, but we live in tiny train world and everything is real now :psyduck:

"I sucked at OW and RL and CSGO so all my teammates told me to kill myself huehuehue so I did. Noting matters but hope this life insurance helps"

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