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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Moola posted:

meanwhile in andromeda



Which is worst? A poop fiend or a poop elemental?

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

poop dragon

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

8one6 posted:

Calzones are the best possible video gaming food, because it's a handheld pizza.

https://youtu.be/WWaLxFIVX1s

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Iron Crowned posted:

Which is worst? A poop fiend or a poop elemental?

poop elemental because it could like summon poop and probably comes from a poop realm

fiend is just one nasty poop monster

khy
Aug 15, 2005

This is a good thread.

I will support this thread by posting the 'entrees' section at wal*mart in Utah.



Yes, in Wal*Mart apparently deep fried twinkies and oreo churros are Entrees.

Who says the US has an obesity problem?

khy fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jul 11, 2017

widespread
Aug 5, 2013

I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.


To tell ya the truth, the White Castle burgers actually taste alright. It doesn't help they taste like actual White Castle burgers though.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
My only complaint was about all the ingredients out there to harvest but now I find out that I don't really need to pick any of them because my potions refill????

The perfect game.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

khy posted:

This is a good thread.

I will support this thread by posting the 'entrees' section at wal*mart in Utah.



Yes, in Wal*Mart apparently deep fried twinkies and oreo churros are Entrees.

Who says the US has an obesity problem?

the freezer section is extremely dire

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


8one6 posted:

Calzones are the best possible video gaming food, because it's a handheld pizza.

You know what else is a handheld pizza?

Pizza.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



raditts posted:

You know what else is a handheld pizza?

Pizza.

Pizza?

Never heard of it.

That's what people will say in 20 years, because pizza is old news, raditts.

What I'm talking about is a portable, delicious meal that is its own container. It's a whole new spin on Italian fast casual dining.

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!

widespread posted:

To tell ya the truth, the White Castle burgers actually taste alright. It doesn't help they taste like actual White Castle burgers though.

I've only had the white castle burgers from the freezer section like the picture

Twist And Pout!
Sep 3, 2011

raditts posted:

You know what else is a handheld pizza?

Pizza.

yea but you gotta watch some pizzas or you'll spill some sauce on your $250 dollar mechanical keyboard. calzones allow you to keep your eyes on the prize

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
What kind of peasant food needs to be chewed or can be spilled? I homogenize all my food in my GameReady FoodMaster and inject straight into the ProGaming center of my brain.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Tru gamerz ingest Soylent through a feeding tube, so you never have to take a break from the action.

widespread
Aug 5, 2013

I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.


Lakbay posted:

I've only had the white castle burgers from the freezer section like the picture

Lemme tell ya, unless you want crinkle cuts, the freezer brand is a 100% accurate representation of regular burgs.

Then again, my only experience with White Castle was this one in Vegas in the casino next to our hotel.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Lakbay posted:

I've only had the white castle burgers from the freezer section like the picture

Oh, you sweet summer child. White Castles are delicious and you can see them being cooked on a stove, rather than microwaved at McDonalds or whatever.

Twist And Pout! posted:

yea but you gotta watch some pizzas or you'll spill some sauce on your $250 dollar mechanical keyboard. calzones allow you to keep your eyes on the prize

I'm not eating while writing a paper for school, I'm playing Xbox games with my highly agile $150 controller. I think I can evade a little sauce. :smug:

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008



chiasaur11 posted:

Pizza?

Never heard of it.

That's what people will say in 20 years, because pizza is old news, raditts.

What I'm talking about is a portable, delicious meal that is its own container. It's a whole new spin on Italian fast casual dining.

Pizza is your grandfathers calzone.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Admiral Ray posted:

What kind of peasant food needs to be chewed or can be spilled? I homogenize all my food in my GameReady FoodMaster and inject straight into the ProGaming center of my brain.

just use soylent bro

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Oh, you sweet summer child. White Castles are delicious and you can see them being cooked on a stove, rather than microwaved at McDonalds or whatever.

McDonald's uses flat top griddles. Burger King uses a conveyor oven. Not sure what method Wendy's uses.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

an actual dog posted:

just use soylent bro

Is that where you raise a techbro like veal until he hits 30 then turn him into a smoothie?

Thor-Stryker
Nov 11, 2005
White Castle/Crystals is the ultimate drunk food. Whenever Mass Effect animations drive you into a deep depression and you need your good ol' friend Jacky-D to help you out, grab a Steamer pack from the good folks at Crystals. The constant onslaught from consuming sliders will eventually leave you comatose until morning wherein you forget the regrettable decisions you made prior and decide to play Mass Effect Andromeda again.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Jack Daniels is trash. Real ProGamers drink uncustomed Stolichnaya purchased with bitcoin and mixed with Code RED

EightFlyingCars
Jun 30, 2008


Keeshhound posted:

McDonald's uses flat top griddles. Burger King uses a conveyor oven. Not sure what method Wendy's uses.

They do the griddle thing too. Source: I worked there

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I'll open a fast food restaurant and to differentiate ourselves we'll just use a microwave

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

fruit on the bottom posted:

I'll open a fast food restaurant and to differentiate ourselves we'll just use a microwave

This is the gaming food thread, so you should ask (a) microwave's mom to make it for you :v:.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
I guess there's a free demo now

https://twitter.com/masseffect/status/885544550122504192

(My hands get sweaty enough just holding a controller or mouse, no way I'm eating at the same time)

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Rinkles posted:

I guess there's a free demo now

https://twitter.com/masseffect/status/885544550122504192

(My hands get sweaty enough just holding a controller or mouse, no way I'm eating at the same time)

Somehow it's probably better than the full game

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule
It's good that they're putting out a demo before the full game comes out. The latest videos seem much more polished than those of the beta in March.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Rinkles posted:

I guess there's a free demo now

https://twitter.com/masseffect/status/885544550122504192

(My hands get sweaty enough just holding a controller or mouse, no way I'm eating at the same time)

Not sure why they did it when they removed Denuvo with the latest patch, essentially making the full game a free demo.

Relentless
Sep 22, 2007

It's a perfect day for some mayhem!


Makes sense. Why pay someone to protect this poo poo sandwich?

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

Thor-Stryker posted:

White Castle/Crystals is the ultimate drunk food. Whenever Mass Effect animations drive you into a deep depression and you need your good ol' friend Jacky-D to help you out, grab a Steamer pack from the good folks at Crystals. The constant onslaught from consuming sliders will eventually leave you comatose until morning wherein you forget the regrettable decisions you made prior and decide to play Mass Effect Andromeda again.

White Castle burgers have to be eaten piping hot. The magic disappears fast with sliders. The beef is not so much a patty as a meat spread. Once it gets cold, it's pretty much the worst thing.

I once went to a White Castle at 3am. A crazy homeless woman terrified everyone by screaming gibberish and walking in a unstable orbit, getting closer with each rotation until she was almost touching the line of customers.

The Bioware twist is that just as she was about to hit the line instead she dropped trough and poo poo the floor.

I decided to eat at McDonalds instead, and was greeted by people screaming in the restaurant. Then I saw an employee leap over the counter and smash a flying roach the size of a mcnugget with a food tray.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I don't believe you

Thor-Stryker
Nov 11, 2005

Norns posted:

I don't believe you

I can vouch for the insanity of late night sliders. They have the same effect as Mass Effect 3, you enjoy them for the first 90% and then regret everything when your poo turns green, red and blue.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
$40 seems like a lot for an expansion pack.

Ekusukariba
Oct 11, 2012
I'm thinking about replaying the trilogy, who was the better person to save in the first game again? Ash or Kaiden?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I save Ash because being an unrepentant space racist is about the most interesting thing about anyone in any mass effect game.

Kaiden is a gay Carth.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Ekusukariba posted:

I'm thinking about replaying the trilogy, who was the better person to save in the first game again? Ash or Kaiden?

Kaidan is actually pretty good in ME3, since he has Overload/Reave/Cryo and can carry an assault rifle so he's useful on almost any mission. Ash is all guns like ME1 but you've got other characters for that.

I think the character moments in ME3 are better with Kaidan as well.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


They made Kaidan more interesting in ME3 by giving him PTSD and homo feelings toward Mr. Manshep.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Ashley is the better character in ME1 but Kaidan is better in ME3. Ashley is very thinly written indeed in ME3 and it felt like they didn't really have anything interesting to do or say with her, sadly.

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Swagman
Jun 10, 2003

Yes...all was once again peaceful in River City.

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