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VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

Samurai Sanders posted:

Who said the thread title? Did someone just experience the magic of goatse for the first time?

we're making history here

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Samurai Sanders posted:

Who said the thread title? Did someone just experience the magic of goatse for the first time?

Apparently it was goon World War Mammaries who sent goatse to the white house lolol

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Lastgirl posted:

ya the whole huehhue teflon don shtick is broken so now they'll just own up to it because they're the adults

unlike you craven hypocritical liberals who always critique others and can do no wrong with your child-like brain

extremely teddy roosevelt but in trumpian vernacular:] the critics okay, the haters and losers out there are hosed up in the head because i am modern ok, im a modern president and im in the big league arena and im knocking blocks off so hard im makin dopes like you have their heads spin big league

teddy looks p trumpy in this cartoon imo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
one more time

one more time

one more time we're gonna watch pisstape

ooh yeah alright

dont stop the pissin

one more time we're gonna watch pisstape

ooooh yeah

don't stop the pissin

one more time



mmmmmmmmmmmm

you know im just feeling

piss tape elation

tonight

piss tape

dont wait too late

mmmmmm no

we dont stop

grab the piss mop

we gonna watch piss tape

one more time

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Inspector Hound posted:

Apparently it was goon World War Mammaries who sent goatse to the white house lolol

and thus, a goon goatsed the world

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Lol when I was a kid I listened to 311 and it's really funny to go back and listen to that poo poo and be like lmao this is the most corny rear end poo poo why the gently caress did these guys have careers

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
piss tapes got me feelin so free
rewind the tape get more of that pee
watch piss tape and dance so free
one more time

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Good soup! posted:

Lol when I was a kid I listened to 311 and it's really funny to go back and listen to that poo poo and be like lmao this is the most corny rear end poo poo why the gently caress did these guys have careers

Did nothing theyre apparently on a tour right now

http://www.311.com/shows/

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Inspector Hound posted:

Apparently it was goon World War Mammaries who sent goatse to the white house lolol

nice

everything old is new again as time compresses

here at the end of all things

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Samurai Sanders posted:

Who said the thread title? Did someone just experience the magic of goatse for the first time?

I sent this email to the election commission because gently caress 'em
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/885896064561184769
the title is from vox which mentions it in an article

e: i am literally proud of this so here's a screenshot

World War Mammories has issued a correction as of 01:33 on Jul 15, 2017

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Intel&Sebastian posted:

nice

everything old is new again as time compresses

here at the end of all things

time kompression, you say?????

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Chokes McGee posted:

Bernie will have won

president bernie and prime minister corbyn will save the western world imo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Good soup! posted:

Lol when I was a kid I listened to 311 and it's really funny to go back and listen to that poo poo and be like lmao this is the most corny rear end poo poo why the gently caress did these guys have careers

oooooooooooooooh

how id like toooooo

defuse your time bomb anger

its screaming danger danger

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Inspector Hound posted:

Did nothing theyre apparently on a tour right now

http://www.311.com/shows/

Oh dude I should go , they're gonna be in Houston soon and it would be like going into a time machine back to when you occasionally heard Transistor on the radio and you said to yourself wow, white people are loving stupid lmao

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Good soup! posted:

Lol when I was a kid I listened to 311 and it's really funny to go back and listen to that poo poo and be like lmao this is the most corny rear end poo poo why the gently caress did these guys have careers

Piss tape, take me away from the norm
I've got to tell you something
This piss marathon, I had to put it in a song
And it goes like
Whoa amber is the color of your hooker pee
Whoa shades of gold display naturally

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



gonna laugh my rear end off so hard i'll die when the pushback against trump and may leads to socialism being real and our friend

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
One person, whose name and email address was published by the commission, wrote "DO NOT RELEASE ANY OF MY VOTER DATA PERIOD."


hahaha :(

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

oooooooooooooooh

how id like toooooo

defuse your time bomb anger

its screaming danger danger

Let's come together with this new coast poo poo
We got the motherfuckin' kids now lets freak this poo poo
It's messed up when you're feeling everything is wrong
Takeover the Pentagon

Lolllllllll

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


Turdfuzz posted:

all generations are terrible cuz humans are terrible

turdfuzz: wisdom of a generation

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TopherSpiro/status/886015376173268992

:bernin:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


just as planned...

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





holy smoke

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

financially racist posted:

gonna laugh my rear end off so hard i'll die when the pushback against trump and may leads to socialism being real and our friend

the hope spores have reached you too


maybe diaper don did trigger secret mattering, because the yinlock message is carrying, and i kinda dig it

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Good soup! posted:

Lol when I was a kid I listened to 311 and it's really funny to go back and listen to that poo poo and be like lmao this is the most corny rear end poo poo why the gently caress did these guys have careers

whoa, amber is the color of your energy whoa

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Uh what? What's their angle here?

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




gonna lmao when dems take congress in 2018 and then president bernie actually does replace obamacare except with uhc and then cobstantly shoves in the gops face that dems were better at doing the thing republicans wanted to do for the past decade

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



a waiter just make an ok sign at me to make sure i was fine with my glass of water level cause it's loud and now white supremacy is all i can associate that gesture with and the alt right has won

trump

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Naerasa posted:

Uh what? What's their angle here?

:killing:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Naerasa posted:

Uh what? What's their angle here?

they want to stay in business?

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Naerasa posted:

Uh what? What's their angle here?

"you idiots are going to get us shot"

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
huh

that really shakes my belief that cruz is a caring thoughtful person

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

like they of course want all the money but they also want people to actually be able to pay them

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
"darwinism in my healthcare via single risk pool is exactly what we need to create strong healthy americans"

thats right :smuggo:

shot you in yer decorum with a little eugenics 101

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Naerasa posted:

Uh what? What's their angle here?

obvious soros plants

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Jack Del Huevos posted:

whoa, amber is the color of your energy whoa

From the mysterious blue planet
We can breathe anywhere
Under water, out in space, and in LA
Your polluted air's no problem for these homeys

I can still hear these songs in my head and working out "wait, that's how that word fits there and thats the weird rear end flow they have, it's all coming back"

Some of it is so bad and dumb it's kind of endearing

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

just
fucken
pass
it

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

fucken bitch rear end cowards

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

ppl dont say "bitchin" enough

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Turdfuzz posted:

just
fucken
pass
it

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

it was a thing once i think but now eh

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