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Powaqoatse posted:oh poo poo sorry yeah, that was my point, i forgot to say. funnels/whatevers enabling biological women to stand up and piss are probably older than history GO, GIRL! (alternatively, just loving squat down like most of the world jfc ladies)
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oh this isn't the AUG thread--
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:GO, GIRL! I mostly see these being marketed for concert-goers and stuff where the toilets are all filth-encrusted hellholes, which makes perfect sense to me. Nobody wants to park their rear end on a portapotty if they can help it.
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Toast Museum posted:Some of the disposable ones are in fact cardboard. I suppose there's a plastic lining like in milk cartons otherwise it sounds like a terrible idea.
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Jul 14, 2017 23:09
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Kuiperdolin posted:I suppose there's a plastic lining like in milk cartons otherwise it sounds like a terrible idea. yea it's some kinda treated cardboard obvs.
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Toast Museum posted:There are several commercial products for just that purpose. Some of the disposable ones are in fact cardboard. Obviously they don't look remotely like penises, but lol at that author feeling threatened by cardboard funnels. some of them look like penises because that's the point of them (so trans men can use the urinals without getting outed, which is dangerous) but yeah the cardboard ones aren't willy-shaped they all, universally, have stupid names ftr ("she-wee" and "go-girl" for women, "pee-cock" and "man-go" for dudes....)
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Jul 15, 2017 00:56
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personally im waiting for the commercial cloaca so i can pee and poo at the same time, but easly
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Jul 15, 2017 01:01
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Powaqoatse posted:commercial cloaca Great username spotted.
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InediblePenguin posted:they all, universally, have stupid names ftr ("she-wee" and "go-girl" for women, "pee-cock" and "man-go" for dudes....) I always liked "The Stadium Pal."
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Jul 15, 2017 03:37
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Re-ascendant Aztecs. Looks like the author read Shadowrun, or at least the Wikipedia article when drunk, and didn't stop to think for two seconds where Hispanics actually came from.
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Jul 15, 2017 06:09
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Inescapable Duck posted:Re-ascendant Aztecs. Looks like the author read Shadowrun, or at least the Wikipedia article when drunk, and didn't stop to think for two seconds where Hispanics actually came from. Spain?
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Jul 15, 2017 06:19
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Spain? the roman colony of Hispania, obviously
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quote:.President Warner noted that the naval blockade would be difficult politically, because of probable Russian reaction. Otherwise, he seemed ready to approve the plan. But his Secretary of Defense wanted to say something. this is a believable extract from a social sciences paper
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Jul 15, 2017 10:17
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im fascinated by lovely authors being so racist that their strawmen are racists too.
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Jul 15, 2017 10:46
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Powaqoatse posted:im fascinated by lovely authors being so racist that their strawmen are racists too. strawman is a racist term for the Amish
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Jul 15, 2017 10:48
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Cumslut1895 posted:strawman is a racist term for the Amish no u
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Cumslut1895 posted:strawman is a racist term for the Amish im gonna propose 'barn lifter'
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Jul 15, 2017 14:23
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Button-hater?
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Jul 15, 2017 14:33
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Barn lifter does make sense, but that's also a ton of hard work. I wouldthink if you're going to mock them for something, it wouldn't be for something extremely difficult and that gives them the physical strength to kick the poo poo out of you.
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That book is so stuffed with straw that I'm amazed two-ton hay bales don't come exploding out of it the second you open it (or bring it up on the Kindle, or whatever). It's the strangest kind of writing; it somehow combines delusional fear with self-indulgence. It's like he's gnawing at his nails with one hand while furiously masturbating with the other.
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Jul 15, 2017 22:47
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I like how he seems to think picking your nose and eating it is a race-bound behavior, not a standard part of the Gross Person Arsenal. This dude has never been on public transport.
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Jul 15, 2017 22:51
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Cumslut1895 posted:strawman is a racist term for the Amish Amnotish.
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Antivehicular posted:I like how he seems to think picking your nose and eating it is a race-bound behavior, not a standard part of the Gross Person Arsenal. This dude has never been on public transport. That confused me, too. Is "black people pick their noses" a stereotype I haven't heard of?
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Jul 15, 2017 23:28
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Barudak posted:So what happened? It sounds a lot like The Slap so far which was a major event in Australian Television im led to believe but died after like 2 episodes in the US because nobody gave a poo poo about slapping a kid. The whole book kinda teases that one of the characters' kid dies but it turns out they just fell in a pool and are totally fine. It's just awful for the sake of being awful. It's several hundred pages of an author really trying to avoid telling you things that all the characters already know in increasingly artificial ways.
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SerialKilldeer posted:That confused me, too. Is "black people pick their noses" a stereotype I haven't heard of? It's not. Hell, pretty much every nose-picking kid in media is white.
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SerialKilldeer posted:That confused me, too. Is "black people pick their noses" a stereotype I haven't heard of? I assume it's 'six degrees of racism' following from the old joke: Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
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https://twitter.com/juliaccarpenter/status/888470428976599041
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Every time a female urethra opens up: thall shalt not pee fore thy solve my riddles three and they're like gently caress JUST GIVE ME THE MAZE AND A CRAYON
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Jul 22, 2017 04:26
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food court bailiff posted:The whole book kinda teases that one of the characters' kid dies but it turns out they just fell in a pool and are totally fine. Thats incredible and even more pathetically dull than I was imagining it would be. Please lie to me and say this is self published outsider art.
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Jul 22, 2017 04:30
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Supposedly it's John Updike. Check out the replies though. So many burns.
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just googled, its the witches of eastwick it seems to be his idiotic attempt at writing a female character. like "what would a woman think about pissing while she is pissing? hmm she would probably be jealous of men pissing. those are the all-consuming thoughts of her. that seems reasonable."
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Jul 22, 2017 04:37
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also just for posterity
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Jul 22, 2017 04:39
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Powaqoatse posted:also just for posterity Well this sentence is going to inform all my future pees from here on out
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Jul 22, 2017 05:17
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Lol if you don't have heralds announce your pissing. I refuse to go into the bathroom if I don't hear trumpets first.
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Jul 22, 2017 05:22
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Genesis 3:16, "Unto the woman He said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee; and thy urination shall be as a labyrinth."
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Jul 22, 2017 06:07
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I'm reminded of this absolutely wonderful typo.
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Jul 22, 2017 06:13
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Brass Key posted:I'm reminded of this absolutely wonderful typo. hahah oh wow goddamn that goes places you wouldnt expect
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Jul 22, 2017 06:21
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Brass Key posted:I'm reminded of this absolutely wonderful typo. dont kinkshame
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The host of I Dont Even Own A Television had something to say about this passage:  It's an interesting thread if any of you guys are in the Party Pit on Facebook.Sometimes I think people dig a little too hard to make the author into a shithead. Keep in mind, they read it and I didn't.
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