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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
regularly squeeze the zits in your nose because zits trapped inside your nose is a real bad thing for old people

:siren: Please, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THIS YOU WILL BE SO SORRY :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4daKOqHkDbU

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Kumo posted:


How'd you get around confidentiality & hearsay?

Pro se opposing party

E. And, fyi, Georgia law only requires a subpoena or court order to get around confidentiality. Also, it didn't come up, but I think you'd have a valid basis to argue "admission against interest" for getting around hearsay argument.

Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jul 14, 2017

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Maybe the problem here isn't with the photo itself existing but with the person in the photo that you dislike seeing but ok then whatever guy...

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Raged posted:

gently caress it Chris Rock for President.

This time we are going with an angry black man.

Hell yeah

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DwijJfVbBg

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Flesh Forge posted:

regularly squeeze the zits in your nose because zits trapped inside your nose is a real bad thing for old people

:siren: Please, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THIS YOU WILL BE SO SORRY :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4daKOqHkDbU

Yeah but if I pop my zit then the gunk will get on my skin, and last time I checked human skin wasn't specifically meant to deal with contact with bacteria.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

turn off the TV posted:

Yeah but if I pop my zit then the gunk will get on my skin, and last time I checked human skin wasn't specifically meant to deal with contact with bacteria.

i think thats exactly why we have skin but i'm eyeballing a motorcycle purchase in the near future so im probably the wrong person to ask about the enjoyment of having skin

Tumble fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jul 14, 2017

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Catastrophe posted:

Maybe the problem here isn't with the photo itself existing but with the person in the photo that you dislike seeing but ok then whatever guy...

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dunno I'm pretty sure that is unappealing as gently caress even if it belonged to a different person :shrug:

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Tumble posted:

i think thats exactly why we have skin but i'm eyeballing a motorcycle purchase in the near future so im probably the wrong person to ask about the enjoyment of skin

No that's exactly why we have skin and skin itself has multiple systems for destroying anything that tries to get through it, including acid that's stronger than your saliva.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Macron was the handshake that turned america backwards on climate policy, correct?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Flesh Forge posted:

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dunno I'm pretty sure that is unappealing as gently caress even if it belonged to a different person :shrug:

Totally but he's complaining about himself so maybe hit the gym or stfu flabbyman

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Yeah when I asked about disgusting old man nose prevention tips I was kinda thinking along the lines of smoke more weed.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

turn off the TV posted:

No that's exactly why we have skin and skin itself has multiple systems for destroying anything that tries to get through it, including acid that's stronger than your saliva.

if skin is so loving great then why am i so willing to scrape it off on the pavement due to a motorcycle crash huh?

Madcosby posted:

Macron was the handshake that turned america backwards on climate policy, correct?

no, trump thinks the last thing he heard from somebody that buttered him up is the best, most correct thing in the whole world so now that he's back in the US somebody will tell him "actually global warming is some real gayass pussy poo poo, huh ya big hunk?" and he'll say "Yes global warming is a dumb as gently caress theory thanks for letting me know how great i am"

Tumble fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Jul 14, 2017

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If i have to hear another "a lot of people dont know this" elementary school history factoid come out of that retards mouth again, i might lol myself to death

Is he not aware he's admitting how dumb he is?

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Madcosby posted:

If i have to hear another "a lot of people dont know this" elementary school history factoid come out of that retards mouth again, i might lol myself to death

Is he not aware he's admitting how dumb he is?

What does your heart tell you?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Madcosby posted:

Macron was the handshake that turned america backwards on climate policy, correct?

If Macron had hand-buzzered Trump this time around I would immediately renounce my citizenship and move to France

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Catastrophe posted:

Totally but he's complaining about himself so maybe hit the gym or stfu flabbyman

Oh I thought you meant me, tbh I don't know why he doesn't just get a neck lift/liposuction :shrug:

He was fat before the election but that giant toad wattle is so much bigger now lol

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Madcosby posted:

If i have to hear another "a lot of people dont know this" elementary school history factoid come out of that retards mouth again, i might lol myself to death

Is he not aware he's admitting how dumb he is?

This always indicates something somebody just told him a few minutes beforehand.

ZeroPrimal
Feb 24, 2010

The slave becomes the master.

Looks like he was created with the Mass Effect: Andromeda character creator.

My face is tired...

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

1redflag posted:

Pro se opposing party

E. And, fyi, Georgia law only requires a subpoena or court order to get around confidentiality. Also, it didn't come up, but I think you'd have a valid basis to argue "admission against interest" for getting around hearsay argument.

Lol

Good lawyering. Also, don't even need 'admission against interest' because you have 'admission by party opponent'.

Pro Se means a client representing themself without an attorney. Hearsay is "an out of court statement offered to prove the truth of the matter asserted" and is barred; except for the 30 or so exceptions to it.

https://twitter.com/EvenWeirderMove/status/885883695508467713

cool

Kumo fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Jul 15, 2017

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
How many lawyers or wanna bes are itt. I only have so many lawyer jokes.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Madcosby posted:

If i have to hear another "a lot of people dont know this" elementary school history factoid come out of that retards mouth again, i might lol myself to death

Is he not aware he's admitting how dumb he is?

I bet you could convince him of something totally made up by pretending to assume he already knew it

the trouble is he wouldn't remember it a few days later

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

ZeroPrimal posted:

Looks like he was created with the Mass Effect: Andromeda character creator.

My face is tired...

I mean someone tried to make him in Black Desert but they screwed up the neck something fierce

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

let's take a moment to honor the one year anniversary of one of the moments that paved the way to our idiot president:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwaiyjh1dGk

*ron howard voice*
but she couldn't

i suddenly feel a lot of empathy and understanding for the "dont like trump but hate hillary" camp

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

This will be comedy of the year.

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Kumo posted:

Lol

Good lawyering. Also, don't even need 'admission against interest' because you have 'admission by party opponent'.

Pro Se means a client representing themself without an attorney. Hearsay is "an out of court statement offered to prove the truth of the matter asserted" and is barred; except for the 30 or so exceptions to it.

https://twitter.com/EvenWeirderMove/status/885883695508467713

cool

okay that's a lol

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Kumo posted:

Lol

Good lawyering. Also, don't even need 'admission against interest' because you have 'admission by party opponent'.

Pro Se means a client representing themself without an attorney. Hearsay is "an out of court statement offered to prove the truth of the matter asserted" and is barred; except for the 30 or so exceptions to it.

https://twitter.com/EvenWeirderMove/status/885883695508467713

cool

https://twitter.com/mat/status/885755346257494016

lol

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
The Long Piss Goodnight

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Wtf is the election integrity commission?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.




pro click zone: https://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/whitehouse.gov/files/docs/comments-received-june-29-through-july-11-2017.pdf
why did they release a PDF of themselves getting pwned? :iiam:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Liberals and msm

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf is the election integrity commission?

The commission to prove Donnie won the popular vote preserve lil Donnie's fee-fees.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cthulu Carl posted:

The commission to prove Donnie won the popular vote preserve lil Donnie's fee-fees.

Who is kobasche people seem to hate him a lot. I see Kansas so a big winner there.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

pages 35-43 are just one giant list of child sex crimes committed by republican politicians

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I really, really want Russia to overtly interfere with the 2018 and 2020 elections. I want them to cause utter confusion and disruption again by flipping the tables and giving us a Democrat majority and Democrat president.

I want this because it's bad for the country to have foreign powers interfering with our electoral process and the only way #MAGA nerds will get that through their heads is when the interference works against them. Maybe we can all unite against it and protect against it in the future. But UNTIL THEN, they will be stuck in our Hellscape world for a while. They can scream for impeachment but will never get it through a Democratic majority. Democrats could just dismiss any investigations they want. The new black transgender Democrat president can appoint all their family members into White House positions. Then, just go play golf in between raising taxes on the rich and helping the poor.

I'd love to watch them suddenly pretend to be patriotic. See them pretend that the constitution matters to them after pissing on it during this entire administration. Suddenly caring about corruption and integrity. Holding protests and being frustrated when they amount to nothing. Pretend they suddenly hate Russia and think Putin is evil. And then I hold up the picture of them waving a Russian flag and wearing a "thank you russia!" shirt in 2017. I'd lauuugh and laugh at them and then prepare for the collapse of this dumb, broken country.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Cubone posted:

pages 35-43 are just one giant list of child sex crimes committed by republican politicians

Holy poo poo lol.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Catastrophe posted:

I really, really want Russia to overtly interfere with the 2018 and 2020 elections. I want them to cause utter confusion and disruption again by flipping the tables and giving us a Democrat majority and Democrat president.

I want this because it's bad for the country to have foreign powers interfering with our electoral process and the only way #MAGA nerds will get that through their heads is when the interference works against them. Maybe we can all unite against it and protect against it in the future. But UNTIL THEN, they will be stuck in our Hellscape world for a while. They can scream for impeachment but will never get it through a Democratic majority. Democrats could just dismiss any investigations they want. The new black transgender Democrat president can appoint all their family members into White House positions. Then, just go play golf in between raising taxes on the rich and helping the poor.

I'd love to watch them suddenly pretend to be patriotic. See them pretend that the constitution matters to them after pissing on it during this entire administration. Suddenly caring about corruption and integrity. Holding protests and being frustrated when they amount to nothing. Pretend they suddenly hate Russia and think Putin is evil. And then I hold up the picture of them waving a Russian flag and wearing a "thank you russia!" shirt in 2017. I'd lauuugh and laugh at them and then prepare for the collapse of this dumb, broken country.

That requires a memory?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


It also doxxes a bunch of random people.

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Catastrophe posted:

I really, really want Russia to overtly interfere with the 2018 and 2020 elections. I want them to cause utter confusion and disruption again by flipping the tables and giving us a Democrat majority and Democrat president.

I want this because it's bad for the country to have foreign powers interfering with our electoral process and the only way #MAGA nerds will get that through their heads is when the interference works against them. Maybe we can all unite against it and protect against it in the future. But UNTIL THEN, they will be stuck in our Hellscape world for a while. They can scream for impeachment but will never get it through a Democratic majority. Democrats could just dismiss any investigations they want. The new black transgender Democrat president can appoint all their family members into White House positions. Then, just go play golf in between raising taxes on the rich and helping the poor.

I'd love to watch them suddenly pretend to be patriotic. See them pretend that the constitution matters to them after pissing on it during this entire administration. Suddenly caring about corruption and integrity. Holding protests and being frustrated when they amount to nothing. Pretend they suddenly hate Russia and think Putin is evil. And then I hold up the picture of them waving a Russian flag and wearing a "thank you russia!" shirt in 2017. I'd lauuugh and laugh at them and then prepare for the collapse of this dumb, broken country.

nice meltdown

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