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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

More like oldclueless

She called me, it was fine. I'm just being paranoid, as per usual.

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Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Prost!

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Hey so if anyone else is still getting creepy PMs if you could send them to literally a bird for documentation that'd be rad.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
No one creepy PMs me :rip:

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Jastiger asked me about interior decorating, I don't think that that needs to be reported. I just didn't.. reply.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Creepy PMs are all I have to live for

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nobody ever pms me, creepy or otherwise. :smith:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I get pm's about my job, which is the office part of the porn industry, and oddly enough, NONE of them are creepy.

Gee willikers!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I get pm's about my job, which is the office part of the porn industry, and oddly enough, NONE of them are creepy.

Gee willikers!

I've always assumed all porn companies are vaguely mob associated.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Randaconda posted:

I've always assumed all porn companies are vaguely mob associated.

While I don't have specific stories, there's a reason related to what you said as to why the scenes aren't actually produced up here in Canada. All of that is handled in LA, Miami, places like that. We just work the backend :getin:

That's not to say we're not major, like it's OUR offices and company that's doing the production in the States, but our main office up here is where literally everything else happens.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

zenintrude posted:

Creepy PMs are all I have to live for

I sent you a massively long one, that's pretty creepy! :) :) :)


When I do get them, they are always quite pleasant. I like goons.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gonna send someone a dick pic. A real nasty dick pic.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

I love that sweater

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


older pic

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Rasputin?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
and lookin' like poo poo today

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
I don't really get creepy PMs, but then again I don't have a vagina, which means I fail to meet one of two of Jastiger's requirements (the other being that you have a pulse).

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kitchner posted:

I don't really get creepy PMs, but then again I don't have a vagina, which means I fail to meet one of two of Jastiger's requirements (the other being that you have a pulse).

I bet his wife would love this information! Would be a nice change from his bigoted rants about the South.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Randaconda posted:

I bet his wife would love this information! Would be a nice change from his bigoted rants about the South.

It sounds increasingly likely his wife is missing the other of the two requirements and is buried under his gazebo.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
I hiked Pike's Peak with my sister on Monday. My longest hike. And my first 14k. It took us 6 hours and 17 minutes to summit. I am very proud. I was not acclimated and did it with 2 hours of sleep.. We met family at the top who biked out their in memorial for my uncle who passed from cancer last year. We dumped his ashes over the side of the summit. :rip:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Kitchner posted:

I don't really get creepy PMs, but then again I don't have a vagina, which means I fail to meet one of two of Jastiger's requirements (the other being that you have a pulse).

its probably also because you look like a freaking thumb on legs hahahaha

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
thanks everyone cya in another 13500 posts where I'll be back to say that Kushner's head looks like a thumb with a face.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Minimalist Program posted:

its probably also because you look like a freaking thumb on legs hahahaha

that's a cool dog in your avatar

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Minimalist Program posted:

its probably also because you look like a freaking thumb on legs hahahaha

I don't believe you actually hahaha'd there. Maybe a snigger, because you know you were thinking "Oh wow, I'm so funny, look at how I owned him. Now I've shown my dominance, I'm going to treat myself to another bag of cheetos" but a full "hahaha"? No way.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Sociopastry posted:

Hey so if anyone else is still getting creepy PMs if you could send them to literally a bird for documentation that'd be rad.

Getting or sending?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oldpainless posted:

Getting or sending?

more like oldtactless

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Minimalist Program posted:

thanks everyone cya in another 13500 posts where I'll be back to say that Kushner's head looks like a thumb with a face.

what about all the eyes and hair posted itt

who will tell us they are nice

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

hahahaha! nice try on the creepy pms!!!

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.


Hey you. 😘

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Oct 30, 2009

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Hard no. posted:

hahahaha! nice try on the creepy pms!!!

DID you get one?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

I want to believe

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

oldpainless posted:

DID you get one?

Well, I did get a dick pic, and it was beautiful!!


And Jastiger sent me a great music video.
https://youtu.be/tLPZmPaHme0


Still loving goons!

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

I really like this outfit. It looks comfortable and perfect for a cool beach. I hope you had fun :)

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

oldpainless posted:

DID you get one?

IT is a blessing only rarely received by only a select few special goons.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Jastiger posted:

IT is a blessing only rarely received by only a select few special goons.

Most goons look really good. Only a select few, to my eye, do not.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Minimalist Program posted:

Most goons look really good. Only a select few, to my eye, do not.

I meant the PMs not photos, but alright :)

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
I'm afraid to post my handsomest pictures because a reverse google image search would take you to my dating website profile :ohdear:

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I finally found a skin product that works for my acne which is great because gently caress makeup



Also I got a dick pic from a goon once but it was because I wanted to see his neato dick tattoo

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I've seen that dickpic too! I wouldn't call it tasteful, not a single velvet drape or plinth to be found.

Also, Mocking Bird, your skin looks great!

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