Pokemon Uranium is not a very good game.

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girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Are we going to live our full-life cconsequences?

# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:52

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:38

Vinylshadow: Mar 20, 2017

Splendid, we've reached the League
I'm sure it won't be an utter mess and an unfun nightmare/chore if you're playing the game legit without making it easier for yourself
Hah

http://yogurtleague.deviantart.com/
drat, they almost make the game look good

# ? Jul 14, 2017 23:57

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

We won't because there is no Elite Four.

As for what there is? You'll see...

Is it going to be yet another crawl through a derelict power plant?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:08

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Then they'd be the Elite Quarter-Lives and we'd have to use portals.

COW-ORKER Jim would like to battle!

# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:09

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

XavierGenisi posted:

I still don't know what the gently caress is going on with the Daft Punk pokemon though.

See, each half of the duo needed to be its own Pok�mon for some reason.

That reason being "gently caress it, throw it in" seemed to be Uranium's only consistent design philosophy.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:12

Vinylshadow: Mar 20, 2017

Haifisch posted:

See, each half of the duo needed to be its own Pok�mon for some reason.

That reason being "gently caress it, throw it in" seemed to be Uranium's only consistent design philosophy.

Missed opportunity for a "Duo" pokemon - akin to pre-nerf Mega Kangaskhan, I guess - which attacks twice per turn, but has abysmal attack stats (5-10 or so)

Of course, this being Uranium, it'd have some 600+ BST monster

# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:15

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Hazma is perfect as is, why change it?

Finally, a character we can all get behind.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:39

Bob Smith: Jan 5, 2006; Well Then, What Shall We Start With?

Vinylshadow posted:

Missed opportunity for a "Duo" pokemon - akin to pre-nerf Mega Kangaskhan, I guess - which attacks twice per turn, but has abysmal attack stats (5-10 or so)

Of course, this being Uranium, it'd have some 600+ BST monster

A Daft Punk pokemon should surely come with, as starting moves, Harden, Focus Energy, Agility and Sharpen.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:49

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Bob Smith posted:

A Daft Punk pokemon should surely come with, as starting moves, Harden, Focus Energy, Agility and Sharpen.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:54

VolticSurge: Jul 23, 2013; Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.

Power Bottom posted:

COW-ORKER Jim would like to battle!

Go, Crowbarb!

# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:58

Blackunknown: Oct 18, 2013

Bob Smith posted:

A Daft Punk pokemon should surely come with, as starting moves, Harden, Focus Energy, Agility and Sharpen.

This is amazing. :allears:

# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:39

Kurieg: Jul 19, 2012; RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20

Bob Smith posted:

A Daft Punk pokemon should surely come with, as starting moves, Harden, Focus Energy, Agility and Sharpen.

I have the feeling that you're not going to be happy with what i have to reveal.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 01:50

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Kurieg posted:

I have the feeling that you're not going to be happy with what i have to reveal.

So it has Insomnia as its ability, then?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 02:02

Kurieg: Jul 19, 2012; RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20

Plus and Minus.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 02:27

raisamike3: Oct 13, 2012

Kurieg posted:

I have the feeling that you're not going to be happy with what i have to reveal.

THEY HAD IT.
THEY HAD A FUNNY REFERENCE.
This game hurts me some times :sad:

# ? Jul 15, 2017 03:00

Zomborgon: Feb 19, 2014; I don't even want to see what happens if you gain CHIM outside of a pre-coded system.

Bob Smith posted:

A Daft Punk pokemon should surely come with, as starting moves, Harden, Focus Energy, Agility and Sharpen.

I believe you mean Bulk Up.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 03:51

MR. J: Nov 22, 2011; Chuck and Fuck

Why is the league so... magenta?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 04:32

Glazius: Jul 22, 2007; Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.; Clapping Larry

It's the level beyond Cherenkov radiation! It's Biankov radiation!

# ? Jul 15, 2017 05:28

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

I wish there were a Kraft Punk Pokemon.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

We won't because there is no Elite Four.

As for what there is? You'll see...

As long as we see the final evolution of the Poke-Imp I'm good. Hopefully we get to see Poke-Satan.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 08:26

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Do you see what I see here? :thunk:

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

This is cute and I can't wait to see how they ruin it.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 08:42

Carlioo: Dec 26, 2012

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Jerbolta's ability gives it +1 when it matters but it wastes it on a Hyper Fang.

Final Fantasy 8 posted:

# ? Jul 15, 2017 08:58

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

"Gerbolt" would actually be a decent Pokemon name, though it sounds a little mid-stage.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 09:04

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

RareAcumen posted:

This is cute and I can't wait to see how they ruin it.

We already saw it.

quote:

# ? Jul 15, 2017 09:16

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Schubalts posted:

We already saw it.

Goddammit, I thought that was a totally different monster.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 09:18

ungulateman: Apr 18, 2012; pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

PMush Perfect posted:

"Gerbolt" would actually be a decent Pokemon name, though it sounds a little mid-stage.

It sounds like it should be the fat, ugly evolution of a Pikachu clone to me.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 09:28

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Morally opposed to Pokeballs? Try new Laissure, a pseudolegendary with easy-carry handles on the back!

quote:

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Why the hell are there two nearly identical Daft Punk pokemon?

I can only assume they're going for some kind of joke about neodymium and praseodymium there? Might have been more clever to use actual actinides for your element-named Pokemon on Mt. Actinide, though.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 10:14

cuntman.net: Mar 1, 2013

maybe its because of the long break but everything in this update seems dumber than usual

# ? Jul 15, 2017 11:28

Orange Fluffy Sheep: Jul 26, 2008; Bad EXP received

MR. J posted:

Why is the league so... magenta?

It was evening when I got there.

Antivehicular posted:

I can only assume they're going for some kind of joke about neodymium and praseodymium there? Might have been more clever to use actual actinides for your element-named Pokemon on Mt. Actinide, though.

They're only held by trainers that coincidentally show up at Mt. Actinide. How one actually gets them is fantastically dumb.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 12:33

krisslanza: May 6, 2011

RareAcumen posted:

Do you see what I see here?

I noticed that too :thunk:

# ? Jul 15, 2017 15:59

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

ungulateman posted:

It sounds like it should be the fat, ugly evolution of a Pikachu clone to me.

Nah, it's a series of steel-type rodents!

# ? Jul 15, 2017 16:54

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Raitzeno posted:

Nah, it's a series of steel-type rodents!

Shrewdriver, Hammerster

# ? Jul 15, 2017 18:24

Raitzeno: Nov 24, 2007; What? It seemed like
a good idea at the time.

PoptartsNinja posted:

Shrewdriver, Hammerster

aaaaaa those are great i wish i'd thought of them

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:05

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

How about a steel amphibian

Axleotl

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:14

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

PMush Perfect posted:

"Gerbolt" would actually be a decent Pokemon name, though it sounds a little mid-stage.

Gerbolt -> Hamstorm

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:19

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Hamstorm > pikachu

Oh wait

# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:23

azren: Feb 14, 2011

Kurieg posted:

I have the feeling that you're not going to be happy with what i have to reveal.

I'm afraid I don't get the joke/reference, and will have to ask someone to ruin it by explaining it.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

How one actually gets them is fantastically dumb.

pokemon_uranium.txt

# ? Jul 15, 2017 20:02

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

azren posted:

I'm afraid I don't get the joke/reference, and will have to ask someone to ruin it by explaining it.

Get Lucky is a song by Daft Punk off of their most recent album. It was kind of the song of the summer of 2013 and I'm surprised you didn't catch it.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 20:04

serefin99: Apr 15, 2016; Mikoooon~
Your lovely shrine maiden fox wife, Tamamo no Mae, is here to help!

Waffleman_ posted:

Get Lucky is a song by Daft Punk off of their most recent album. It was kind of the song of the summer of 2013 and I'm surprised you didn't catch it.

They also have another move called Instant Crush, named after another Daft Punk song.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 20:17

EclecticTastes: Sep 17, 2012; "Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped."

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

...

Why the hell are there two nearly identical Daft Punk pokemon?

Because there are two nearly identical Daft Punk people? Seems kind of obvious. I think the more pressing question is why did they feel that Daft Punk needed to be Pokemon? This isn't Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 20:21

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:38

Vinylshadow: Mar 20, 2017

Antivehicular posted:

Morally opposed to Pokeballs? Try new Laissure, a pseudolegendary with easy-carry handles on the back!

Why am I picturing someone using it as a weapon and hitting trainers with it to get money from them?

# ? Jul 15, 2017 21:31

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