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Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.
I'd accept that open face tacos were pizza but based on this list of taco rules I have over here, open faced tacos don't exist. It's just a taco somebody dropped. Is this like, pizza transubstantiation?

Edit: Oh no a new page.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Today I bought some durian cream cookies. They don't taste that bad, but the bag smells like Satan's rear end in a top hat. I've had to double bag it to avoid contaminating my cupboard and I'm seriously considering storing it underwater. The aftertaste is indescribable.

The same store also sold durian baking aroma, which I assume is the same stuff that's in the cookies, just more concentrated. I should call the police.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

same

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
The sprinkle b-hole is a nice touch.

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

My Lovely Horse posted:

Today I bought some durian cream cookies. They don't taste that bad, but the bag smells like Satan's rear end in a top hat. I've had to double bag it to avoid contaminating my cupboard and I'm seriously considering storing it underwater. The aftertaste is indescribable.

The same store also sold durian baking aroma, which I assume is the same stuff that's in the cookies, just more concentrated. I should call the police.

In Singapore and Malaysia you're just allowed to call the police if someone has durian on a subway. King of fruits indeed

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

I would totally eat that if I could.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

AlbieQuirky posted:

I would totally eat that if I could.

i dont even know what it is but :same: af

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sneakyfrog posted:

i dont even know what it is but :same: af

Supposedly a deep fried cheeseburger.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Randaconda posted:

Supposedly a deep fried cheeseburger.

that sir is entirely too small then.

:colbert:

unless its a white castle.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

it's a big mac

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Just slap some oranges on there. Who gives a poo poo.





Yes, that is coleslaw.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Man, the 70s we're a different time. That ham would not get you any gay trim these days.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Anti Food Porn/Food Fads: Gay Trims For Ham

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



In what universe is Hawaiian not a traditional pizza?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Tiggum posted:

In what universe is Hawaiian not a traditional pizza?

The good one

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Tiggum posted:

In what universe is Hawaiian not a traditional pizza?

Hating pineapple on pizza is the new Chuck Norris jokes/bacon everything/ninjas and zombies of the internet.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
gently caress pineapple take ur goddamn island fruit back to ur island hell u samoan FUCKS

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.




Mouldy Pringles? Nope, they're green curry flavour. And they're really weird. The taste sneaks up on you, and it's quite unpleasant when it arrives. The normal Pringle flavour doesn't mesh at all well with the green curry. But then the aftertaste is all green curry and it tastes fine and makes you think that maybe you were wrong and the next one will be good. But it isn't, it's the same thing again.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Grand Fromage posted:

The good one

We agree on many things, but not this, friend. I hope in this universe we can stay cool.

Tiggum posted:



Mouldy Pringles? Nope, they're green curry flavour. And they're really weird. The taste sneaks up on you, and it's quite unpleasant when it arrives. The normal Pringle flavour doesn't mesh at all well with the green curry. But then the aftertaste is all green curry and it tastes fine and makes you think that maybe you were wrong and the next one will be good. But it isn't, it's the same thing again.

Maybe massaman would have been the better curry for potato snack flavor?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Tiggum posted:

In what universe is Hawaiian not a traditional pizza?
the top middle one

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Iron Prince posted:

gently caress pineapple take ur goddamn island fruit back to ur island hell u samoan FUCKS

If liking pineapple makes me Samoan then go pipii ule se mumua matuā feita i luga o outou māliuga.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Hahahahhaha

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Iron Prince posted:

gently caress pineapple take ur goddamn island fruit back to ur island hell u samoan FUCKS

same but opposite

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiggum posted:

In what universe is Hawaiian not a traditional pizza?

A good one.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Randaconda posted:

A good one.

And here I thought you were cool. :smith:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Picnic Princess posted:

And here I thought you were cool. :smith:

Nothing in my life would ever convince anybody that I'm cool. :smith:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

RareAcumen posted:

Well yeah, I know about them. But the point I'm getting at is that they can't get all of them!



Hm, delicious charred infant foot

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




That's a hog penis. You can tell because it is cloven on the end.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
gently caress you whoever posted the swineapple, because I couldn't get the idea out of my head, so I was forced to make one.



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

evobatman posted:

gently caress you whoever posted the swineapple, because I couldn't get the idea out of my head, so I was forced to make one.





Well, how the gently caress was it?




(I was considering this strongly myself)

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Activated charcoal? You got what you deserved, guy, but are those whole potatoes (coated in charcoal mud), on a bed of salmon mousse?

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

The Bloop posted:

Well, how the gently caress was it?




(I was considering this strongly myself)

The bacon and pineapple turned out pretty good and the flavors are a good mix, but I used slow cooked marinaded pulled pork from the store for the filling. It's pretty delicious by itself, but the pineapple juices started their process on it, which turned it grey and chewy. Next time I'd try just using sliced pork which I cook myself in a pan before stuffing it in.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Schubalts posted:

Activated charcoal? You got what you deserved, guy, but are those whole potatoes (coated in charcoal mud), on a bed of salmon mousse?
Them's the fish, on a bed of "beetroot labneh".

http://mashable.com/2017/07/12/activated-charcoal-fish-chips/#AWD7eIIJ4Oqo

Owner had the audacity to say it was "hurtful" to hear people say it looked like turds. :rolleyes:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008


Loose gore-n

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 22:20 on Jul 16, 2017

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


w-w-would

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Would, assuming it's actually crispy throughout instead of just greasy and sad.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Have. Can be quite tasty and most crunchy. Just like pork cracklins but with a different flavor.

And, before you ask, YES, IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Gribenes! It's amazing.

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