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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Noggin Monkey posted:

I was reading comments on some FB article when I came across this; it's pretty amazing.








So Jason is one of these elusive 1 out of 4 Americans who believe the sun revolves around the earth.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

hackbunny posted:

military and police are still super-fascist and very openly so. paratroopers, gendarmes and riot police are the worst of the bunch

Well, I meant WW II Fascist, as in the economic policies of fascism tied to a cult-of-personality dictatorship and a healthy dose of ultranationalist rhetoric. I have no doubt that there are those in the armed forces and police that pine for the days when they could just line people up for execution in the middle of the night, or whatever fantasies they have.

Unless there are legit current Italian Fascists who wouldn't mind performing a coup and then annexing Dalmatia for fun, or whatever. That would be kinda scary. How can you be that angry when you have gelato, beautiful countryside and lovely cars that go fast?

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

theflyingexecutive posted:

Jesuits: pasteurization, vaccines, Trotsky. Jesuits kinda own

I never realized we have so much to thank the Jesuits for. Kudos to Jason Olson for the informative post.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
Hi beautiful ladies so here it is the time of year again when we try to raise awareness of breast cancer through a game. Its very easy and i would like all of you to participate. Last year we had to write the colour of our bra's on our status. Men wondered for days what was going on with random colors on status's. This year we make reference to our love life status as a flavor. Do not answer to this message just post corresponding word on your status and send this message privately to all the girls on your friends list. Blueberry is single, pineapple is its complicated, raspberry is I dont want to commit, apple is engaged, cherry is in a relationship, banana is married, avacado is I'm the better half, strawberry is can't find mr right, lemon is I want to be single and raisin is I want to get married to my partner. Last time the bra game was mentioned on t.v let's see if we can get there with this one. Please resend this to all your girly friends then update your status with your answer ONLY! DONT TELL ANY GUYS! Done! Check my stat

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

That70sHeidi posted:

Hi beautiful ladies so here it is the time of year again when we try to raise awareness of breast cancer through a game. Its very easy and i would like all of you to participate. Last year we had to write the colour of our bra's on our status. Men wondered for days what was going on with random colors on status's. This year we make reference to our love life status as a flavor. Do not answer to this message just post corresponding word on your status and send this message privately to all the girls on your friends list. Blueberry is single, pineapple is its complicated, raspberry is I dont want to commit, apple is engaged, cherry is in a relationship, banana is married, avacado is I'm the better half, strawberry is can't find mr right, lemon is I want to be single and raisin is I want to get married to my partner. Last time the bra game was mentioned on t.v let's see if we can get there with this one. Please resend this to all your girly friends then update your status with your answer ONLY! DONT TELL ANY GUYS! Done! Check my stat

Nothing raises awareness like secrecy! God I hate that stupid game.

5er
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Shout out to all the insecure, derivative basic bitches whose relationship stability can be gauged by whatever they choose to post from Word Porn.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer


I have no idea how much of this is true but I'm sure she did wind up with stitches and staples somehow. She may have stapled that poo poo herself the more that I look at it - don't real doctors usually shave an area before repairing it?

Thots and Prayers fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jul 11, 2017

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

Zahgaegun posted:



I have no idea how much of this is true but I'm sure she did wind up with stitches and staples somehow. She may have stapled that poo poo herself the more that I look at it - don't real doctors usually shave an area before repairing it?

"12 Stitches INSIDE, 7 Staples OUTSIDE", a quote to live by.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
She's white and those bikers attacked her because of racism? Were they virulently against Irish potato people?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

steinrokkan posted:

She's white and those bikers attacked her because of racism?

The Native American side of the family. Like I said though - don't put too much stock in any part of that story.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

5er posted:

Shout out to all the insecure, derivative basic bitches whose relationship stability can be gauged by whatever they choose to post from Word Porn.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Barnes And Body Works posted:

"12 Stitches INSIDE, 7 Staples OUTSIDE", a quote to live by.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Those look like good belts.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
They're excellent for all of your tactical pant-cinching needs.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Oh my god does that buckle conceal a tiny knife

How tactical, let me just take my belt off and flop it around while SHTF

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Whenever someone tries to butt gently caress me ill be ready with my belt knife unlike you, the easily butt hosed

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Glenn Quebec posted:

the easily butt hosed

pro user name

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

hackbunny posted:

military and police are still super-fascist and very openly so. paratroopers, gendarmes and riot police are the worst of the bunch


that wasn't politics it was a proxy war fought by usa and ussr for the control of italy. the full picture includes nato-trained and equipped fascist militias, some of the deadliest terror attacks in history, masonic lodges and at least a failed coup

:bigtran:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Automatic belts are already a thing and you can buy them cheap on aliexpress. No knife buckles afaik tho

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




Vickis not going down without a fight.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Jabberlock posted:

Vickis not going down without a fight.

No Never!

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012


Vicki, who is literally a horse

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Once the Muslims take over 100% and then get a grip, the leeches that ruin the place that they'll be kicking out won't be Muslims, Rob. Put your thinking cap on.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Something tells me that when we are one hundred percent muslim, it will be too late.

EDIT: Also

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Bobby Jindal 2020!
Gornment!

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

I imagine Vicki slowly melting into the floor like the Wicked Witch of the West, saying 'no never' in a weaker and weaker voice.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Tricky D posted:

Something tells me that when we are one hundred percent muslim, it will be too late.

EDIT: Also



So, they were relatively comparable, except in rebounds and points scored, and points scored is much more visible, and directly wins games despite the better court work probably having a similar result for the team. Jordon naturally got plenty of glory because he made the numbers go up in a flashy way. I'm not a sports guy, so is this supposed to be an own?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I can tell you this: aint nobody wearing no drat pippens in 2017

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Pvt.Scott posted:

So, they were relatively comparable, except in rebounds and points scored, and points scored is much more visible, and directly wins games despite the better court work probably having a similar result for the team. Jordon naturally got plenty of glory because he made the numbers go up in a flashy way. I'm not a sports guy, so is this supposed to be an own?

The argument that ensued was whether or not Jordan carried the team or the team carried Jordan and it's serious loving business.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The numbers are nearly the same except points and rebounds and points are more important so seems p obvious to me

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blue Train posted:

The numbers are nearly the same except points and rebounds and points are more important so seems p obvious to me

Unless you think 200 rebounds resulted in 1700 points or whatever

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

gornment

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Blue Train posted:

Unless you think 200 rebounds resulted in 1700 points or whatever

200 rebounds can only be 400 - 600 points some of which were probably Jordan's points

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Rip Vicki the horse, saw muslims and died

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Munchables posted:

Rip Vicki the horse, saw muslims and died

No Never!

Auspex
Dec 21, 2005
Many Bothans died to bring us this information

Blue Train posted:

I can tell you this: aint nobody wearing no drat pippens in 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4X0s_5s66w

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


lmao

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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Pvt.Scott posted:

So, they were relatively comparable, except in rebounds and points scored, and points scored is much more visible, and directly wins games despite the better court work probably having a similar result for the team. Jordon naturally got plenty of glory because he made the numbers go up in a flashy way. I'm not a sports guy, so is this supposed to be an own?

Also note field goal attempts per game. Jordan had way more points but also shot way more. I mean no sane person would try to say Jordan wasn't great, it's more for the people who say he's the best of all time not even close because then others point out he had an amazing team around him and he wouldn't have his 6 rings without them.

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