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quote:A couple of months ago I found a mod for Skyrim that introduced bondage items to the game. It's silly (even though the mod makers take it way too seriously) but playing through the quests it had and seeing my character tied up with all those leather / latex times were probably the hottest things I have ever experienced. All the mindnumbing power of porn but interactive, I think I lost a week of my life playing, sometimes not even going to sleep before going to work. Seems kinda counterproductive to me honestly Like, killing barbarians and dragons etc is a power-fantasy type thing which doesn't seem to mesh well with the whole bondage gimp suit thing, but whatever floats your boat At any rate someone else once sent in a fesh about porn-modding other games (although I think Skyrim came up in that one too) so that's possible. Keep chasing your bliss quote:I run scams on the darknet drug markets, been going since around the demise of the first silk road. I got lucky and the makings of the first scam came to me really cheap- I was intending on vending legitimately but... too tempting. Careful you don't get a hit put out on you lol
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Theophany posted:Yeah is that true or just a bullshit Guy Ritchie film reference? I've always been curious. It's real. Every so often a serial killer with a hog farm gets busted.
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loquacius posted:
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:Or you can pull the classic Bitcoin trick of hiring yourself out as a hitman to kill yourself.
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:Or you can pull the classic Bitcoin trick of hiring yourself out as a hitman to kill yourself. Hey if your motto is "anyone, anywhere, no questions asked" you can't start getting picky.
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legalize all drugs gently caress the cartels and nerd dipshit scammers
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 19:37 |
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Yo Darknet Goon, I apologize if this sounds like some old man poo poo, but here's the thing about THE Game: If you don't have an exit strategy, you will eventually get rolled on. You need a Walter White style figure or goal that you are shooting for, and you have to BOUNCE when you get there. If you are doing it for the thrill, the nature of enticement is such that eventually you will go for a big play to get big rocks off, and the person who you scammed will have organized crime connections, find you, and hurt you and your family. Pick a reason for needing the money, make the munny, get out. Don't keep poking the bear, it will eventually wake up and follow you home. If you play the game long enough, you've got to lose.
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Disregard above post. Keep going. Dark net markets are so obsessed with anonymity you'll be fine.
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TTerrible posted:Disregard above post. Keep going. Dark net markets are so obsessed with anonymity you'll be fine. There's literally no downside!
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It is possible to have bondage themed sex with other human beings. lots of people are into that. You know what you must do.
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Jim Barris posted:It is possible to have bondage themed sex with other human beings. lots of people are into that. You know what you must do. Yes, the way is clear. He must download bondage mods for Witcher 3 and Horizon Zero Dawn.
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Jim Barris posted:It is possible to have bondage themed sex with other human beings. lots of people are into that. You know what you must do. Kidnap rihanna, whips and chains excite her i heard
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:Or you can pull the classic Bitcoin trick of hiring yourself out as a hitman to kill yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEuiivPLVIc
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quote:I'm over 30 years old and still work as a pizza delivery boy. It's the best I can do; I failed out of high school and never felt the motivation to get my GED. I'm pretty loving pathetic but that's not the confession. no objections here quote:There was a raccoon in my walls a few days ago, he must have come in through the open garage door somehow, I dunno. I told my wife we could just let it go and it would work its way out eventually, but after 4 days, we realized it had gotten stuck. I was on your side until you started talking about your boner
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Selling pee goon, if you want real money start telling people they can leave bags in your car and you'll drive them somewhere for a fee.
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Racoon murder fetish goon: What the gently caress. You "accidently" killed a racoon that was in your walls, fine. I was with ya up to that point. Then poo poo took a left turn. You think this is the end but you have racoon sex-rabies. In a few days you'll start foaming at the mouth with a rock hard erection and an insatiable lust to murder racoons and mmediately have sex afterwards. Not with the racoons obviously. You're not a wierdo.
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Raccoon sex guy That's just about the first confession where I literally just at my phone.
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quote:I run scams on the darknet drug markets, been going since around the demise of the first silk road. Surely you mean the second Silk Road?
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Leavemywife posted:Raccoon sex guy Clearly you haven't been in this thread long enough.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Clearly you haven't been in this thread long enough. The weird thing is, I've been reading this thread for a long time. I don't know why raccoon murder boner is so loving bizarre to me.
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loquacius posted:no objections here He made the rookie mistake. What he needed to do was put another raccoon in his wall so they could team up to get out. Now he has the racoon meat lust and will never be satisfied again.
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Leavemywife posted:Raccoon sex guy As soon as he mentioned the boner I got this thread's standard mix of disappointment at it being obviously fake but also laughing hard at how absurd it is.
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Incoherence posted:Sometimes people wonder whatever happened to the white people who are in pictures from civil rights protests harassing the protesters. I guess we found one, and the answer is "he's still super loving racist". KomodoWagon posted:This is 100% the case, always. People don't improve. I listened to a pretty good radio show the other day related to this- it's about a famous image from the protests in Birmingham and a statue derived from it. Interestingly, it turns out that the whole story was totally and completely different from the narrative around it, even if that narrative was for a good cause. http://revisionisthistory.com/episodes/14-the-foot-soldier-of-birmingham Play fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Jul 15, 2017 |
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Up next on Craigslist's Casual Encounters of the Day: 35 M - Help me satiate the raccoon blood lust of my raging boner
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vortmax posted:Hairy rear end dude, you need a bidet attachment. It's the only civilized way to go. Truth. There's a lot of making fun of asians and their making GBS threads habits in this forum, but in asia most toilets have a little water gun for that purpose. It's SOOOO much more hygienic. Toilet paper rightfully disgusts me now. I mean think about it, you're just wiping poo poo around your rear end in a top hat. Do you really think that it will all magically disappear by wiping it with paper? No, it will lurk downstairs as a rancid film around your rear end in a top hat and in your butt hairs until you take your next shower.
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so that's why I poo poo in the shower
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I'm Asian
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Leavemywife posted:The weird thing is, I've been reading this thread for a long time. I don't know why raccoon murder boner is so loving bizarre to me. So sexual monkey murder doesn't phase you?
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Theophany posted:As soon as he mentioned the boner I got this thread's standard mix of disappointment at it being obviously fake but also laughing hard at how absurd it is. Yeah, fake to be sure. However, one of the most disturbing serial killer accounts I've ever read was of Andrei Chikatilo. He had great difficulty with impotence even from a young age, but would ejaculate while stabbing or slashing his victims. Hopefully raccoon boner goon will be satisfied with the memory of his kill and won't be tempted to murder other furry woodland creatures, or anything else to get himself off. Anton Chigurh fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Jul 15, 2017 |
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holy poo poo
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 22:16 |
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I still think the most disturbing serial killer thing is Edmund Kemper loving the mouth of his mother's severed head. That's just, like, too far man.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I still think the most disturbing serial killer thing is Edmund Kemper loving the mouth of his mother's severed head. That's just, like, too far man. Was it the severed head or the fact it was his mom?
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I think it was the age difference.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I still think the most disturbing serial killer thing is Edmund Kemper loving the mouth of his mother's severed head. That's just, like, too far man. Yup. What's even more disturbing is that I see Edmund Kemper pretty regularly, he's incarcerated at my place of employment. When I started there he walked with a cane, but he's mostly in a wheelchair now, he's getting on in years.
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hwo often do u jerk it to fwuffy ponys raccoon guy (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 23:01 |
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why dude...why .______.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 23:15 |
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Looks like someone got their racoon murder boner back.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 23:36 |
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the utter gently caress
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Huh. Wasn't expecting....whatever the hell that just was.
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the only time he felt like a man in his life was when he tortured a rodent to death lol
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