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ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

If I was Obama I would be way more pretty. I would go to whatever city he is visiting and do meet and greets just to gently caress with him.

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Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

I've just seen an ad for a Facebook group called "One Billion Strong for Donald Trump".

They have just over 22,000 members so far. An ambitious work in progress then.

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Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

I am gonna guess they dont know that's triple the us population.

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Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/886317163358892032

# ? Jul 15, 2017 21:46

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Three Olives posted:

I mean what if some country like say Australia's leader that isn't really dependent on US imports/exports just called him a lying racist weasel unfit for the office to his face. Like what would happen? Republicans would threaten to what? Stop buying Holdens?

You'll take my Chevy SS from my cold dea- HEY WAAAAAIT MINUTE!

# ? Jul 15, 2017 21:47

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

ElGroucho posted:

If I was Obama I would be way more pretty. I would go to whatever city he is visiting and do meet and greets just to gently caress with him.

You're already the prettiest bebe :bigtran:

# ? Jul 15, 2017 21:48

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

ElGroucho posted:

If I was Obama I would be way more pretty. I would go to whatever city he is visiting and do meet and greets just to gently caress with him.

*were

# ? Jul 15, 2017 21:50

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Goa Tse-tung posted:

*were

Where is the connecting asterisk in the content? You're an stupid rear end in a top hat. :smug:

# ? Jul 15, 2017 21:53

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Where is the connecting asterisk in the content? You're an stupid rear end in a top hat.

Were instead of was, were suggests something that could possibly happen as opposed to did happen, hth

# ? Jul 15, 2017 22:07

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Blue Train posted:

Were instead of was, were suggests something that could possibly happen as opposed to did happen, hth

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Where is the connecting asterisk in the content? You're an stupid rear end in a top hat.

Goa Tse-tung posted:

*were

stop

# ? Jul 15, 2017 22:20

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Stoatbringer posted:

I've just seen an ad for a Facebook group called "One Billion Strong for Donald Trump".

They have just over 22,000 members so far. An ambitious work in progress then.

To be fair 22,000 is a lot of retards.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:02

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Feminasty Slut posted:

To be fair 61,201,031 is a lot of retards.

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

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sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Bert Roberge posted:

ehmeh don't heh dox me man

# ? Jul 16, 2017 01:58

Cephalectomy: Jun 8, 2007

Bert Roberge posted:

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1000 Sweaty Rikers: Oct 13, 2005

This guy is all clrear end

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/14/youre-in-such-good-shape-trump-criticised-for-creepy-comment-on-brigitte-macron?CMP=fb_gu

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LordSloth: Mar 7, 2008; Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Let's just be glad he didn't call her a High Quality Trump Steak.

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Cephalectomy posted:

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Bert Roberge posted:

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Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008

An interesting observation I just had: often the alt-right and conservatives are just as easily "triggered" as the liberal snowflakes they make fun of.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:18

Neukoln19: Oct 27, 2005

Wizard Master posted:

An interesting observation I just had: often the alt-right and conservatives are just as easily "triggered" as the liberal snowflakes they make fun of.

its a good observation. if i may, ever notice how anti-gay homobphobes turn out to be gay themselves?

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:19

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Neukoln19 posted:

its a good observation. if i may, ever notice how anti-gay homobphobes turn out to be gay themselves?

Also, pro-family folks have an affinity for hookers and pederasty.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:23

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Hello I am president Doland Trimp I would like to address this disgusting email sent to the voter commission it was not voter information it was a man's distended anus real disgusting stuff my son was real upset!!! Shows you what democrats are like

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:27

crime weed: Nov 9, 2009

Neukoln19 posted:

its a good observation. if i may, ever notice how anti-gay homobphobes turn out to be gay themselves?

Egbert Souse posted:

Also, pro-family folks have an affinity for hookers and pederasty.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:29

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Kjoery posted:

Those drat immigrants and their deviancy!

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:32

I ride bikes all day: Sep 10, 2007; I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!; College Slice

Are we sure that those children weren't planted by Clinton or Obama?

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:37

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bert Roberge posted:

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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I am gonna guess they dont know that's triple the us population.

Trump is worldwide :pray:

he is Making Earth Great Again

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:40

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

I ride bikes all day posted:

Are we sure that those children weren't planted by Clinton or Obama?

Your honor, my penis was exposed due to a faulty zipper planted by their president Barack Hussein Obama

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:45

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I am gonna guess they dont know that's triple the us population.

They think foreigners love him.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:51

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Flesh Forge posted:

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/885913483505786883

Bowser-esque

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:56

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

It's really a majestically repulsive photo, it captures so much :allears:

I hope that one is the one history books prefer so our descendants can always look back on the time the physical avatar of capitalism walked the earth

# ? Jul 16, 2017 04:59

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i seriously thought that was a photoshop at first

loll

# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:01

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Chinatown posted:

i seriously thought that was a photoshop at first

loll

I thought it was a poorly done latex mask

it is actually excellent

# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:05

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Flesh Forge posted:

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/885913483505786883

Wait, that other guy was right. How in the everloving christ to you get your mouth to make that shape?

# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:10

Je suis fatigue: May 5, 2009; Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

I like the clear line where the orange ends and his regular skin tone begins

# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:12

Telephones: Apr 28, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7qCZjgxBkA

This is one of my favorite Trump vids. He is so astonishingly incoherent. There is also the eerie stillness of Melania. At one point in the video he grumbles about something "very bothersome uhhhhh". In that moment you can vivdly witness emptiness.

Telephones fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Jul 16, 2017

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