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blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

dumb. posted:

Get it right, fools. NASCAR is the dumbest sport.

Pickleball is the dumbest sport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLWj2LXecHU

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Glazier posted:

I don't trust a person who can't enjoy a test match on a nice spring day.

Test cricket is basically the same as baseball: an excuse to sit and drink for 6-8 hours at a stretch. Any sport where the spectators can use it as an excuse to day drink and do nothing is a good sport.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
he's still doing stuff

:stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRotuJJ25rE

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
"Sometimes they do bite."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUmYsqWTkOk

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

This one seems kinda really dangerous?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Why has he not been involuntarily committed yet?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynhumAumc8Q

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Beer_Suitcase posted:

This happened in town the other day.

Motorists alert Springfield police after seeing children in a plastic wagon being pulled through a roundabout

http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/35764555-75/mom-arrested-for-using-car-to-tow-kids.html.csp

"According to Lt. Scott McKee, Donahue told police she “didn’t understand what the problem was because she was only driving 5 mph and she just wanted to show the kids a good time.”


edit: I don't live in Springfield, they suck.

Disco Salmon posted:

I used to live in Springfield...

tbh I'm not surprised. I saw this stuff a lot there...it was an interesting place to live.

And yes they do suck! lol

Okay I need to ask something

What in the absolute gently caress is it with local town newspaper websites that they don't feel it is necessary to state WHERE THEY ARE FROM.

Springfield!

quote:

THE REGISTER-GUARD

quote:

Motorists alert Springfield police after seeing children in a plastic wagon being pulled through a roundabout

quote:

SPRINGFIELD — A Springfield mother is accused of endangering her two children by towing them in a little red plastic wagon behind her car around a roundabout repeatedly Wednesday evening.

Oh great! That really narrows it down!

This basic ambiguity isn't the basis for one of the longest running jokes in television or anything!

How on earth is someone supposed to immediately infer that this Springfield is the one in *goes to the main page, pokes around a bunch of related articles hidden in various below-the-fold column areas, finds references to Eugene and Portland* Oregon?

Why would a newspaper site not make this super loving clear for visitors?

What in the gently caress am I missing

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Data Graham posted:

What in the gently caress am I missing

The weird news story you’re reading is the exception.

On most days, 99% of their traffic is from locals who know which Springfield they’re talking about.

It’s also in the footer of every page.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

And that's why you always leave a note!

Heliogabalos
Apr 16, 2017
you can still key in codes for the cheapest of item (for example, celery instead of organic whatever) and no one pays any attention and it saves me a fuckton of money on organic produce

there is no joy or funny in this, traumatizing a kid like that is abusive af

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

jfc that looks like an axe but it hit her handle-end

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Heliogabalos posted:

there is no joy or funny in this, traumatizing a kid like that is abusive af

Surely it's no more harmful than if, say, they'd pushed his face into a cake!
:devil:

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Heliogabalos posted:

there is no joy or funny in this, traumatizing a kid like that is abusive af

Oh boy here we go

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Heliogabalos posted:

there is no joy or funny in this, traumatizing a kid like that is abusive af

He'll probably kill his whole family over this!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Solice Kirsk posted:

He'll probably kill his whole family over this!

a goon is born

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
I kicked my dad in the nuts one time and doubled over crying in pain. I never forgave my dad for traumatizing me like that.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
But enough about Picks childhood,

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Heliogabalos posted:

there is no joy or funny in this, traumatizing a kid like that is abusive af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbMLphi7HQU

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Heliogabalos posted:

there is no joy or funny in this, traumatizing a kid like that is abusive af

no, it's funny

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


please eat the eggs trashmouth

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Data Graham posted:

What in the gently caress am I missing

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=springfield+register-guard

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Malachite_Dragon posted:

Surely it's no more harmful than if, say, they'd pushed his face into a cake!
:devil:

http://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gifv


http://i.imgur.com/Li8oWJx.gifv

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!


Bad dog

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Well, to be fair, he couldn't really tell if the light was red or green.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


It seems like he's actually increasing his output and going more extreme when possible.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

It seems like he's actually increasing his output and going more extreme when possible.

The big problem with doing ridiculous things for a living is that you kind of have to just one up yourself, and everybody else, nonstop.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

ToxicSlurpee posted:

The big problem with doing ridiculous things for a living is that you kind of have to just one up yourself, and everybody else, nonstop.

I mean, it works for the world’s most powerful man.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




dumb. posted:

Get it right, fools. NASCAR is the dumbest sport.

I wish I could just emptyquote this forever.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/886376698463358977

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/886345961194348544


On the extremely unlikely chance that she deletes these tweets, I have preserved them here in screengrab form: http://imgur.com/a/b4Exw

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 06:17 on Jul 16, 2017

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Staying on the topic of airlines.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40620717

https://twitter.com/ScHoolboyQ/status/886006591568330752
(the replies are pretty funny)



United has been a slow motion train-wreck.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I wish I could just emptyquote this forever.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/886376698463358977

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/886345961194348544


On the extremely unlikely chance that she deletes these tweets, I have preserved them here in screengrab form: http://imgur.com/a/b4Exw

Women before men, makes sense.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


"Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God." ~ Leo Buscaglia

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Proteus Jones posted:

Staying on the topic of airlines.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40620717

https://twitter.com/ScHoolboyQ/status/886006591568330752
(the replies are pretty funny)



United has been a slow motion train-wreck.

I have a flight on United in a month and I'm looking forward to receiving or recording some shenanigans.

DiggityDoink has a new favorite as of 07:24 on Jul 16, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I wish I could just emptyquote this forever.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/886376698463358977

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/886345961194348544


On the extremely unlikely chance that she deletes these tweets, I have preserved them here in screengrab form: http://imgur.com/a/b4Exw

Wait, so are we on Delta's side this time?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Ann Coulter should be given exclusive seating on any flight she takes.

Somewhere on the outside of the plane.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

syscall girl posted:

Ann Coulter should be given exclusive seating on any flight she takes.

Somewhere on the outside of the plane.

I think they tried that before and it just didn't work out.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Wait, so are we on Delta's side this time?

I think it's supposed to be a reverse Alien vs. Predator: whoever loses, we win.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


whoops wrong thread

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Wimbledon yesterday.

http://i.imgur.com/9wr4G7p.gifv

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