Newspaper Spider-Man: "Yo, Spider-Man! Down here!"

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I only read Spawn.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 03:00

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# ? May 10, 2024 14:14

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Endless Mike posted:

I will not argue that that is great art, but if that's your level for "godawful" I wish I had your lack of comic reading experience.

For a minute I thought you were talking about the latest strip and was going to be all "they can't even coordinate the colorists for Sunday and weekday strips, what were you expecting?" :v:

# ? Jul 15, 2017 03:10

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Aunt May's smile confirms she is a straight-up mole digger.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 03:18

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

ImpAtom posted:

Aunt May's smile confirms she is a straight-up mole digger.

And judging from her soulless eyes, she's been the victim of a grave digger.

# ? Jul 15, 2017 03:20

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Lenny and Linny.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Your Spidey-sense is tingling because MJ is thinking about all that Moleman moolah :bigtran:

# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:23

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

Lenny and Linny.

Moleman has ridden the mighty moon worm.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:25

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

He's talking about his dilz, isn't he

# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:31

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

MJ's Aunt Anna has mysteriously reappeared, but only in the Sundays, where she says nothing and interacts with no one.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 05:43

Snackmar: Feb 23, 2005; I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

I really, really want Newspaper Aunt May to marry Mole Man and just have it be the new status quo.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:17

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

We all do, but you know it can't be.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:41

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

techknight posted:

I really, really want Newspaper Aunt May to marry Mole Man and just have it be the new status quo.

Same.

Just have it be a background element. Have him show up for an arc once every couple years. Nothing would have to change very much!

# ? Jul 16, 2017 06:42

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

Synthbuttrange posted:

Lenny and Linny.

"Throbbing" is the grossest possible word you could use, Peter

# ? Jul 16, 2017 07:33

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

"And what first attracted you to the millionaire Melvin Moleman?"

# ? Jul 16, 2017 12:21

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Moley is going to be arrested for murder and terrorism, and aunt may will be one of those weird people marrying to a guy on death row.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 13:45

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I have no idea what is holding those chests of gems to Linneus, the giant tapeworm boring through solid rock at a breakneck speed, but it is really harshing my immersion

# ? Jul 16, 2017 13:52

Psychedelicatessen: Feb 17, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

I have no idea what is holding those chests of gems to Linneus, the giant tapeworm boring through solid rock at a breakneck speed, but it is really harshing my immersion

The white rope going around the back of the chests? I hope Mole man becomes a good uncle and supports Peter and MJ when they need it

# ? Jul 16, 2017 14:00

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Same thing protecting Melvin.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 14:02

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

... the stick?

# ? Jul 16, 2017 14:03

frodnonnag: Aug 13, 2007

Newspaper Spider-Man: "Throbbing like a runaway train!"

# ? Jul 16, 2017 15:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Psychedelicatessen posted:

The white rope going around the back of the chests? I hope Mole man becomes a good uncle and supports Peter and MJ when they need it

I'm sure he'll be happy to support MJ in the rare instances when she needs help.

# ? Jul 16, 2017 15:30

ZeroCount: Aug 12, 2013

Are runaway trains known to throb?

# ? Jul 17, 2017 00:47

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Runaway train always gonna throb. When Melvin leaves we're all gonna sob.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:02

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Whats wrong with your face!

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:35

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

Dear lord, that chin.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:36

Manatee Cannon: Aug 26, 2010

Synthbuttrange posted:

Whats wrong with your face!

gonna have to be more specific

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Moleman gets to Castro Street, realizes that his hiding underground all his life was just repressing who he TRULY was all along.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:51

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Moleman sees the housing market there and realizes that the surface does, in fact, need to be destroyed.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:55

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Wait, wasn't she just standing there with them in the Sunday strip? Hmm. Seems like a continuity fudge to me!

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:55

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

...and so ends the Mole Man arc. On to San Francisco!

# ? Jul 17, 2017 01:56

Zeeman: May 8, 2007; Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!

Choco1980 posted:

...and so ends the Mole Man arc. On to San Francisco!

Mole Man has a wedding to plan, and he's probably confident that Lenny's maiming will discourage any other monsters that are considering attacking the surface

# ? Jul 17, 2017 02:01

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

X-O posted:

Wait, wasn't she just standing there with them in the Sunday strip? Hmm. Seems like a continuity fudge to me!

The sunday strip shows that she's unconstrained by space and time.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 02:05

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Haifisch posted:

Moleman sees the housing market there and realizes that the surface does, in fact, need to be destroyed.

A couple trunks of gold and diamonds will get the happy couple a nice 5th story walk-up.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 02:23

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Synthbuttrange posted:

Whats wrong with your face!

MJ's agent looks like one of those troll meme faces.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 03:50

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

ZeroCount posted:

Are runaway trains known to throb?

Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one-way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here nor there

Hm, nope. Nothing about throbbing.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 05:07

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I hope we get a repeat of Spider-man getting told not to call the city Frisco because ~~Stan~~ Peter forgot about it. Or at least some sort of reference.

# ? Jul 17, 2017 10:29