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Jul 16, 2017 08:45
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Jul 16, 2017 08:47
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Grouchio posted:I wonder why the spoiler and show threads still exist, if there's almost nothing to spoil? well the spoilers for the TV season already leaked a while ago so I imagine they discuss those in there
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Blue Raider posted:ill never understand people that get butthurt over spoilers I'll never understand people who can't understand why people who watch TV shows don't want events spoiled beforehand. They want the surprises to be surprises and they want to see the story build towards events rather than already knowing the events are coming This is not a difficult concept to grasp, for, most people
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Jul 16, 2017 08:49
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a bone to pick posted:I'm going to watch GoT tomorrow with my friends I'm going to watch GOT tomorrow alone.
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Jul 16, 2017 08:52
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I'm going to watch Twin Peaks and and tune out half way through because we just had our 1 in 4 interesting episode, so the next three are gonna be filler. Again.
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Jul 16, 2017 09:08
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm going to watch Twin Peaks and and tune out half way through because we just had our 1 in 4 interesting episode, so the next three are gonna be filler. Again. Twin Peaks makes every other show look like garbage, imho. Too good.
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Jul 16, 2017 09:19
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It's fun because I think David Lynch and Mark Frost work really well together. But I don't make believe that this season is as good as the first season or that people that don't enjoy it are idiots. Its fantastic, but for reasons that have nothing to do with the story they're struggling not to tell.
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Jul 16, 2017 09:25
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm going to watch Twin Peaks and and tune out half way through because we just had our 1 in 4 interesting episode, so the next three are gonna be filler. Again. The filler has become the interesting part and the straightforward plot has become the filler. It's all about the higher-level black lodge related stuff now.
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Jul 16, 2017 09:34
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Also one of my more minor nitpicks with the show is that the costume department is a mixture of either bland or that the colors are all washed out.
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Jul 16, 2017 09:52
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I hope a giant steps on some more people
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Jul 16, 2017 10:32
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This all sounds boring and lame which makes me think it's real Thread title: Sansa sentencing LF to death and Arya slicing his throat
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Jul 16, 2017 13:38
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Give us some tits
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etalian posted:Give us some tits 
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Panzeh posted:Honestly half the reason the early fights are better is because the early stories made more sense and were less fantasy. There's something to this as well. Also though they had tension that is just evaporated by the later seasons. After watching Grey Worm, Daario, and Mormont wreck an entire garrison by themselves it's just cartoon fighting. They're not that good. No one is. The plot armor is evident. Zzulu posted:I'll never understand people who can't understand why people who watch TV shows don't want events spoiled beforehand. They want the surprises to be surprises and they want to see the story build towards events rather than already knowing the events are coming I don't really know why people get so gung ho about spoiling things for others but the argument generally goes that the enjoyment you get out of watching the story build remains there whether or not you have been spoiled (and studies seem to back this up fwiw) so it doesn't really matter so much. I think also the argument goes if you care that much don't be on places like SA right before premiers because obviously you're going to see spoilers. Besides spoilers don't tell you a whole lot anyway. If you went into season 1 blind but knowing that Ned dies at the end you'd still have 0 idea how that happens or what events unfold to get us there. COMRADES fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Jul 16, 2017 |
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Dougie dies in this weeks episode.
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COMRADES posted:There's something to this as well.
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Grouchio posted:Also one of my more minor nitpicks with the show is that the costume department is a mixture of either bland or that the colors are all washed out. I actually like that a lot cause it makes it look very real, like the clothes on ppl in the different biomes look like they've actually been worn and subjected to the elements. Tormunds furs look all crusty and stiff, Yara and Theons shirts really do look like they've been bleached and frayed by cold saltwater and wind, Jorahs white shirt keeps getting sweatier and yellower  I think the show does a really good job in distressing costumes and equipment, ppl can bitch about fight scenes not being realistic but if the ppl in the scene look like they've walked out of a prop department with shiny new pretty stuff its gonna to look cheap to begin with
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They do that real well yeah.
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i plan to post spoilers in this thread as soon as i find them so if you don't want to see them don't read this thread or post in gbs. i'll also be posting them in random other threads. sorry nerds.
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Hell Yeah posted:i plan to post spoilers in this thread as soon as i find them so if you don't want to see them don't read this thread or post in gbs. i'll also be posting them in random other threads. sorry nerds. Episode 1 / Jeremy Podeswa WWs marching South towards the Wall. Bran crosses the Wall, meets with Edd. (Bran was at the studio filming with other "Team Starks". Though apparently, he was filming a scene at the Castle Black that day.) http://watchersonthewall.com/anothe...t-game-thrones/ "Sansa wants to give the lands of those who betrayed Jon to those who supported him, but Jon (in first episode) refused to hold the children of the Karstark and Umber families responsible for the actions of their fathers. This doesn't please Lyanna Mormont (or Sansa) but Jon basically just tells her to deal with it - he doesn't plan to rule the North the way it always has been." - Thanks, u/RonneMontagu ! (Jon, Sansa and Lyanna have been spotted on set with other "Team Starks".) http://watchersonthewall.com/lyanna...turn-confirmed/ http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...t-game-thrones/ "At the end of Episode One, Dany and her fleet land at Dragonstone. Nobody says anything. She walks up the steps to the keep, and we follow her through the building until she reaches Stannis' old War Room. She looks out the window at the land ahead that used to belong to her family. She picks up one of the chess-like pieces on the table and looks at Tyrion, who has followed her up. She says one line: "Shall we begin?" End of Episode" Thank you, u/whitewalker2! ("Team Dany" has been filming in Bilbao; a widely believed set for Dragonstone.) http://watchersonthewall.com/daener...s-gaztelugatxe/ Episode 2 / Mark Mylod Jon receives a raven from Dany, she's summoning the lords of Westeros. Jon and Davos decide to go because they need the dragonglass from Dragonstone. Jon leaves Sansa in charge of Winterfell. Jon leaves Ghost at Winterfell, where he stays all season. Episode 3 / Mark Mylod Jon and Davos arrive at Dragonstone. Tyrion meets them on the beach, and the Dothraki take their ship. (Footage and pictures show filming of likely this scene.) http://watchersonthewall.com/filming-kicks-off-zumaia/ http://watchersonthewall.com/daener...s-gaztelugatxe/ Tyrion brings them to meet Dany, encountering Missandei and Grey Worm on the way. The "throne room" contains a number of Dothraki. (ALL have been spotted filming in Bilbao- widely believed to be the set of Dragonstone.) http://watchersonthewall.com/video-...n-gaztelugatxe/ http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...nes-characters/ http://watchersonthewall.com/daener...s-gaztelugatxe/ http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...ason-7-filming/ http://watchersonthewall.com/jon-sn...jor-characters/ Dany and Jon meet. Dany demands he bend the knee, which he refuses. Evidently, he discusses the WWs, but she doesn't believe him. Tyrion insists that Jon isn't crazy. http://watchersonthewall.com/video-...n-gaztelugatxe/ http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...nes-characters/ Davos tries to mention Jon's resurrection, but Jon dismisses it. Dany respects Jon immediately, Jon to Dany maybe not as much? Bran arrives at Winterfell. Meera returns home. (Bran has been spotted on set with other "Team Starks") http://watchersonthewall.com/anothe...t-game-thrones/ Episode 4 / Matt Shakman Arya arrives at Winterfell. (Arya has been spotted on set with other "Team Starks") http://watchersonthewall.com/first-...rones-season-7/ http://watchersonthewall.com/anothe...t-game-thrones/ Episode 5 / Matt Shakman Sam leaves Oldtown for Winterfell with Gilly and baby Sam. http://watchersonthewall.com/even-p...-wraps-caceres/ Jorah reunites with Dany at Dragonstone. Jon receives a raven telling him that Bran and Arya are at Winterfell. Jamie, Bronn, Tyrion and Davos have a secret meeting at some point where Tyrion tries to persuade them to surrender to Dany, which Jamie ignores. Unclear if this happens before or after Dany ambushes the Lannister army. (Footage has been captured of Peter Dinklage and Liam Cunningham filming together, appearing to be preparing a boat to leave the beach. This might be them preparing to leave for the meeting. Another boat-beach scene has been captured filming, again including Tyrion and Davos, but also Gendry!) http://watchersonthewall.com/jon-sn...jor-characters/ http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...ason-7-filming/ http://winteriscoming.net/2016/10/1...-new-alliances/ Gendry's in Kings Landing making weapons, and he is found by Davos.(Tyrion, Davos and Gendry have been filming together on a beach in Bilbao.) http://watchersonthewall.com/jon-sn...jor-characters/ http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...ason-7-filming/ Episode 6 / Alan Taylor The party arrives at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea by boat (though it's likely they leave Dragonstone during episode 5). Tormund is there, with The Hound, Beric and Thoros in the dungeon. Davos stays behind while Jon takes The Hound, Beric, Thoros, Tormund, Jorah and Gendry wight hunting.(Dany and Tyrion say farewell to Jorah, Jon, Davos and Gendry as they load onto a boat) http://watchersonthewall.com/doomed...quest-spoilers/ http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eland-season-7/ The team is attacked by the Night King's army, including a wight polar bear. The bear kills Thoros (apparently a slow death). (Jon, Gendry, Thoros, Sandor, Tormund, Jorah and Benjen have been spotted in locations confirmed for scenes beyond the wall.) http://watchersonthewall.com/iain-g...-seven-filming/ http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...ason-7-filming/ http://watchersonthewall.com/two-ga...celand-filming/ http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eason-7-return/ http://watchersonthewall.com/divers...rthern-ireland/ They are surrounded on an island on a frozen lake and are nearly overcome when Dany and her dragons show up. She flies most of the team back to Eastwatch, but Jon is left behind. (Set photos have been taken where it looks like they're preparing to film a scene on an island within an icy lake.) http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...eason-7-return/ http://watchersonthewall.com/exclus...lf-hill-quarry/ Jon is almost killed, but Coldhands/Benjen arrives and sends Jon off with his horse while continuing to fight the horde. Jon watches Benjen swarmed by undead as he rides, half dead, to safety. Viserion is killed and raised as the Night King's mount. Jon offers to lay down his title as KITN if Dany and her forces will help against the WWs. This scene is private. Episode 7 / Jeremy Podeswa Sansa sentences Littlefinger to death, which Arya carries out. Meeting at the dragonpit with basically everyone. They demonstrate the reality of the white walkers and it terrifies Cersei (apparently the Mountain[or the Hound] chops up the wight and it keeps moving, Jon shows them the only way to kill it is with dragonglass or fire). She tells them she will send forces to help defeat the undead, but admits to Jamie she was lying. She wants the undead to clear out as many of her enemies as possible. Disgusted, Jamie begins to ride North. Likely happens episode 7. (Cersei, Tyrion, Dany, Jon, Jorah, Varys, Messandei, Qyburn and The Mountain all filmed together at Italica! WotW has confirmed the scene involves bringing a wight into the Dragonpit as proof of the White Walkers.) http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...alica-spoilers/ http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...cation-details/ Tyrion takes a moment to talk to Cersei alone after the Dragonpit parlay. Cersei awakens in a bed soaked with blood. The general consensus is that she miscarries. Sam and Bran figure out Jon's heritage. He is apparently a legitimised Targaryen named "Aegon". Jon and Dany have sex for the first time on a boat headed North. The Wall falls at the end of the episode. The Night King attacks the Wall with the reanimated Viserion. He now breathes blue flame. Uncertain chronologically: Cersei believes she is pregnant again with Jamie's child. She has Qyburn examine her. Cersei does not hesitate in telling Jamie. Likely happens within the first couple episodes. (I kind of hope she just has a tumour or something) Arya uses Walder Frey's face to hold a banquet and poison his sons. Makes sure the women are dismissed, first. Will happen in the first couple episodes. Dorne and High Garden get trashed within the first couple episodes by the Lannisters. Euron kills 2 of the Sand Snakes, imprisons Ellaria and makes her watch as Tyene dies a slow death from poison. (Euron kills at least one of the Sandsnakes.) http://watchersonthewall.com/euron-...ilming-caceres/ http://watchersonthewall.com/latest...spoiler-report/ Euron's fleet destroys Yara's and he takes her prisoner. Theon abandons her, jumps overboard and is rescued by some Iron Born. (Euron captures one of the Greyjoy siblings.) http://watchersonthewall.com/latest...spoiler-report/ Dany torches some Westerosi lords (including Sam's father and brother). Tyrion persuades Dany that most of the people who would die in a direct dragon attack on Kings Landing would be innocent. Jorah and Sam meet in Oldtown and find a way to cure his Greyscale. Tyrion spends most of the season advising Dany. Tyrion plans an attack on Casterly Rock involving a secret sewer entrance he used to use to sneak whores into the castle. Arya encounters Nymeria on her way to Winterfell. Must happen within episodes 1-3, maybe early episode 4. Tyrion has at least one scene trying to convince Jon that Dany is the best choice for Westeros. Unclear if this is before or after the scene where Jon actually meets her. Likely episode 3, possibly episode 4. Jon and Theon meet, Jon telling Theon that if it wasn't for what he did for Sansa, he'd be dead. Likely happens episode 3, but could happen episode 4. (Jon and Theon will meet at Dragonstone.) http://watchersonthewall.com/zumaia-day-2/ http://watchersonthewall.com/doloro...ilers-season-7/ Jamie travels to Highgarden and Olenna drinks poison. The claim is this happens when the Lannister armies sack High Garden. She admits to having killed Joffrey, and Jamie allows her to drink the poison. Jamie returns to King's Landing in time for the dragonpit meeting. The Dothraki and Dany attack the Lannister army on their way back from the Reach. Jamie and Bron are both there. Despite the Lannister army having a giant anti-dragon spear gun designed by Qyburn, they are defeated. Bron saves Jamie from a dragon, and the two manage to escape. Likely episode 4 or 5. Jon remains at Dragonstone during this battle, as he is not aligned with her yet. (Might be the "ambush" scene we've heard about that includes a Lannister. Castings have required a large number of horses and extras who seem to fit the description of Dothraki.) http://watchersonthewall.com/old-to...-returns-spain/ http://watchersonthewall.com/new-ar...gether-belfast/ http://watchersonthewall.com/lannis...rones-sequence/ http://watchersonthewall.com/southe...filming-report/ http://watchersonthewall.com/new-re...poilers-galore/ http://watchersonthewall.com/game-t...ngs-fresh-news/ Jon isn't afraid of Drogon and pets him on Dany's return from the battle, which Drogon allows. This surprises Dany. Likely episode 4 or 5. After Dany's attack on the Lannisters, Jon realises that what he needs to do is provide proof of the Undead Army. Likely episode 4 or 5. Jorah doesn't care for Jon initially, but they warm up to each other pretty quickly. Includes a scene where Jon offers Longclaw back to Jorah, who refuses it. Sam, Gilly and baby Sam leave Oldtown in episode 5 for Winterfell, but no claims that they actually make it there. Though he DID say "Sam and Bran figure out Jon's heritage" and that Gilly figures out Rhaegar's marriage status. Does this mean that Sam and Bran TOGETHER figure it out when Sam and Gilly reach Winterfell? Unclear. Arya and Brienne spar, but Brienne is in attendance at the dragonpit scene. So either Brienne separates from the main group and returns to Winterfell (VERY quickly) AFTER the dragonpit meeting, or she doesn't join Jon and Davos initially to Dragonstone. She likely meets up with them at some point after they've left the Wall with the Wight. So the sparing likely happens in episode 4 or 5, and Brienne leaves Winterfell later. There will be a flashback scene to Rhaegar and Lyanna's wedding. Littlefinger tries to play Arya and Sansa against each other, using the letter Sansa wrote to Robb (at the behest of Cersei and Littlefinger) to swear fealty to Joffrey. Sansa figures out she's being played with Bran's help.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Episode 1 / Jeremy Podeswa nice ty
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that's just the stuff from months ago. what we need are the actual "I have seen all 7 episodes already and here is what happens" spoilers.
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Waltzing Along posted:that's just the stuff from months ago. Episode 1 So first scene opens with the Tullys having another dinner. Celebrating the Red Wedding. Walder Frey is alive, hehe no its Arya obviously. She essentially cheers on the entire Frey family and gets them to drink poison during her speech to them that eventually becomes more obvious that shes not who she appears to be. Gives epic rear end loving speech while they all die about leaving a wolf alive was a big mistake and now the sheep are being slaughtered. She leaves the women alive because they dont have any part in it. Second scene is Cersei over a man painting a giant map of Westeros and Jamie comes in they have a talk about enemies from the north south east and west. Then the Greyjoys show up with a fleet and where Euron offers his navy if Cersei marries him. She refuses but he says something about giving her an invaluable gift upon his return and she wont be able to refuse him. Quick scene where Bran and whats her face cant remember her name finally show up to the wall, Nights Watch let them in. Next is a dinner scene with Jon at Winterfell with all the houses of the North where the begin their strategy of fighting the White Walkers. Sansa undermines his authority in front of the houses because she thinks the houses that betrayed Ned should be replaced by loyal familiies where Jon doesnt think children of said traitors should be punished for their mistakes. He gets the two kids of the two houses the pledge allegiance and everyone cheers on Jon for being a cool dude. Second follow up is Sansa and Jon having a bit of back and forth about what she just did but she makes good points about him and saying dont be stupid like Ned. Ned was noble and so was Robb but it got them killed so be smarter. They get a raven with a message from Cersei saying bend the knee or die. Sansas like ohhhh no you dont know her jon she crazy, Jons like bitch please we united the north and winter is here with a thousand miles of snow and they are a southern army. They cant do poo poo. Baelish tries to woo Sansa quick but shes like I know your moves bud buzz off. Also hilarious scene between that wildling dude and whats her name (gently caress I should probably rewatch the last season this week names are escaping me). She is training with Tyrions old trainee guy dude and she throws him in a pile of snow and the Wildling guys like with the funniest/creepiest face says "You are a very lucky man" Its funny as hell and will be talk of the episode I gurantee it. Final notable scene is Danaerys and crew rolling up to Dragonstone where the clean the place up and end up at the giant map that Stannis banged the Red Witch on and she says "Sha'll we begin?" To Tyrion and cue credits and epic music. Episode 2 The Episode opens at Dragonstone, big storm brewing lots of rain. Cuts to the Stannis' old war room. We see Dany, Tyrion, Varys, Olenna, Theon, Elleria, Grey Worm, Missandei and Yara. They are discussing the best strategy in winning Kings Landing and the seven kingdoms. Olenna, Elleria and Yara insist on hitting Kings Landing with full force taking it in a day at most. Tyrion and Varys believe it better to win the loyalty of the Lords since Cersei has so many enemies anyways and they dont want her to be known as "The Queen of Ashes". Dany eventually favors Tyrions approach after a convincing speech which recommends the greyjoy fleet goes back to Dorne with the the Sands and to hit Kings Landing with the fleet once an army supplied by Olennas men to take Casterly Rock. The idea here is to not just pillage with massive hordes of unsullied and dothraki because the populace at whole will not welcome Dany as their new ruler so at first they must win the old fashioned way and not allow Dothraki to pillage and rape because it will make her look like another crazy Targaryan. Dany turns her attention to Varys though, presses him about where his loyalties lie. She brings up about how him and his allies before traded her off to the Dothraki like a pawn. He goes on about how Robert wasn't a good king because he mostly didnt care and didnt want it. He wants a ruler who cares for the people who live in it and not for power and glory. Thats where is true loyalties lie and she can have him executed by Grey Worm or devoured by her Dragons but he wont pledge full loyalty because his loyalty is the streets (Varys gangsta as gently caress apparently). Everyone leaves except for Olenna who gives Dany an "old womans advice". Says Tyrion is a clever man but she has outlasted all the clever men because she doesnt listen to them. Calls most people sheep but says Dany isnt a sheep but a dragon. "So be a Dragon." Dany is then told (I think Missendai, cant remember tbh) that Melisandre has arrived. They all go and meet her. Her and Dany speak in Dothraki mostly about the Red Priests in the east when Dany was loving poo poo up. Melisandre tells her about the White Walkers although doesnt mention them specifically just says a big evil is coming. Melisandre eludes to the fact Dany could be the Prince that was Promised. Dany noting she is not a prince but a queen, Messendai mentions that in the original language the term is genderless and can mean either other. Melisandre says Prophecies are dangerous things. She also insists that Dany meet Jon Snow and have him tell her the things he has been through and seen. Tyrion stunned with the news that Jon is now king of the north and insists Dany meets with him as well and vouches for his character, saying he would make a great ally. Dany agrees tells Tyrion to send a raven to winterfell and tell Jon to come to Dragonstone and "Bend the knee." We cut to a scene with Greyworm and Missandei who gets upset because Greyworm is going to war. This is all lovey dovey scene and where the nudity is. Nothing much to reveal here aside from them confessing their feelings, her seeing his ahem...lack of parts, and then he eats her out. Moving on. Next scene is Winterfell, young men and boys training shooting arrows at targets. Sansa reads the letter sent by Tyrion and says its most likeyl a trap to Jon. Jon says read the last quote. "Dwarfs are bastards in the eyes of their fathers." Because of this Jon knows Tyrion is legit but still decides not safe to leave Winterfell. Cersei at Kings Landing brings the loyal lords to the iron throne room and tells them of Dany's army and Dothraki and Unsullied and says they need to pledge allegience to her or lose there wives and childrens to rape and pillaging. They seem to agree but hesitantly. Sams father is the main guy here and he notes how people who don't agree or side with her end up deaded. As they leave Jaime follows Sams dad and asks him if hed be his top general in the war to come. He eventually agrees. Jaime offers him a high position or a throne or something in exchange for his military expertise, cant remember the specifics on that. We cut to Oldtown back with Sam. He is in Jorah's cell with his Master Maester as they analyze his condition. Sams Maester says hes too far gone, has about 10 years to live but about 6 months before he goes batshit. Out of respect of his knighthood he is allowed one more night to stay but then he will be sent to that old Targaryan city where all the greystone crazies chill. Next scene is Sam and Measter at the library and Sam tries to convince Maester of attempting to cure Mormont, citing an old Maester who managed to cure two people before. Maester says yeah that guy died of greyscale and the procedure is extremely dangerous hence why its banned. At Winterfell Jon gets yet ANOTHER Raven, this is the one from Sam saying Dragonstone is confirmed a mine for Dragonglass. Now Jon is more or less like I got to go now otherwise we gonna die. So Jon has another meeting with all the Northern Houses and gives them the update. The Northerners clearly arent very happy with this news, even Lyanna disagrees and Sansa as per usual butts in saying its stupid. Jon says its gonna be okay and its a risk worth taking and he is going to leave Sansa in control of Winterfell until his return. This throws her off and cuts to a shot of Littlefinger with that "Ouuuuu im gonna plot and scheme now kus im shifty" face. This then cuts to the scene that was leaked earlier where Jon is in the basement chamber thing looking at the statue of his father. Littlefinger comes down and does his thing. Says he liked Ned and it was too bad what happened to him. Jon says he isnt suppose to be down here, Littlefinger claims ignorance apologizes and says he just wanted to chat since the two of them havent had that oppurtunity yet. Jon dismisses this wants no business in it. Littlefinger suggest a "Thank you" should be in order for saving him at the Battle of The Bastards. At this point Jons back is to Littlefinger. Littlefinger starts reminiscing about his love for Kat, and although he was bitter with Ned and her getting married he understood. But now he also loves Sansa like he loved Kat. He barely finishes that sentence until Jon grabs him by the throat and throws him against the wall. Tells him if he touches Sansa he will kill him. End of story end of scene. The order of scenes here might be wrong because they are pretty quick and happen all over. If I remember correctly the next scene is Sam sneaking into Mormonts cell at night and is there to attempt to cure Mormonts Greyscale. This is the best scene of the episode for sure. Really graphic and tense since Jorah has to be completely quiet while Sam literally cuts chunks of his skin off with a scapel. Lots of white puss and graphic imagery. Sam takes a scapel/needle thing and right when he is about to plunge it into Mormonts chest we cut to an image of a fork piercing a pie filled with a white paste of some sort, meant to look like the puss that came from mormonts wounds and this guy just full on scoops a mouthful. Yummy. Theres a scene with Arya at the Inn. She sees that Pie guy or whatever. He offers her pie. She takes a bite mentions how good it is. He goes on about how to brown the crusts before cooking the whole thing or somehting like that and thats why its so good but no one cooks em like that because it takes too long. Arya says she didnt do that when she cooked them. He's confused but its an obvious nod to when she cooked the Freys and fed them to Walder. She is informed of Jon becoming the king of the north and decides to change her mind and head north. On her way there shes camping for the day in the woods and she notices her horse getting very nervous and upset. Next thing she knows shes surrounded by a pack of wolves. Then dun dun dunnn her Direwolf (if anyone can remember her name would appreciate) shows up, and she is...MASSIVE. Deffinitely the biggest direwolf hands down. Makes Ghost look like a little bitch. They have a moment and Arya tries to convince it to come with her to Winterfell, assuming it understands. The direwolf recognizes her but theres this kind of moment like we both are not the same people we use to be. Her direwolf leaves with the pack and Arya says something along the lines of "Thats not you anymore." The final scene is the big boat battle between the greyjoys. Pretty epic pretty good. Two sandsnakes are killed by Euron, one strangled and hung from the front of the boat, the other has two swords shoved into her and shes propped up. Elleria gets captured along with I think is Tyene Sand. Eurons fleet wins and Theon is put in a fight or flight situation. Euron has Yara by the throat, eggs Theon to come save her. He pussies out and dives into the water. Leaving her behind. Sad. Last scene is Tyrion floating in the water looking on at the fleet in flames as Eurons ship sails away in the distance.
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Episode 1 So first scene opens with the Tullys having another dinner. Celebrating the Red Wedding. Walder Frey is alive, hehe no its Arya obviously. She essentially cheers on the entire Frey family and gets them to drink poison during her speech to them that eventually becomes more obvious that shes not who she appears to be. Gives epic rear end loving speech while they all die about leaving a wolf alive was a big mistake and now the sheep are being slaughtered. She leaves the women alive because they dont have any part in it. Second scene is Cersei over a man painting a giant map of Westeros and Jamie comes in they have a talk about enemies from the north south east and west. Then the Greyjoys show up with a fleet and where Euron offers his navy if Cersei marries him. She refuses but he says something about giving her an invaluable gift upon his return and she wont be able to refuse him. Quick scene where Bran and whats her face cant remember her name finally show up to the wall, Nights Watch let them in. Next is a dinner scene with Jon at Winterfell with all the houses of the North where the begin their strategy of fighting the White Walkers. Sansa undermines his authority in front of the houses because she thinks the houses that betrayed Ned should be replaced by loyal familiies where Jon doesnt think children of said traitors should be punished for their mistakes. He gets the two kids of the two houses the pledge allegiance and everyone cheers on Jon for being a cool dude. Second follow up is Sansa and Jon having a bit of back and forth about what she just did but she makes good points about him and saying dont be stupid like Ned. Ned was noble and so was Robb but it got them killed so be smarter. They get a raven with a message from Cersei saying bend the knee or die. Sansas like ohhhh no you dont know her jon she crazy, Jons like bitch please we united the north and winter is here with a thousand miles of snow and they are a southern army. They cant do poo poo. Baelish tries to woo Sansa quick but shes like I know your moves bud buzz off. Also hilarious scene between that wildling dude and whats her name (gently caress I should probably rewatch the last season this week names are escaping me). She is training with Tyrions old trainee guy dude and she throws him in a pile of snow and the Wildling guys like with the funniest/creepiest face says "You are a very lucky man" Its funny as hell and will be talk of the episode I gurantee it. Final notable scene is Danaerys and crew rolling up to Dragonstone where the clean the place up and end up at the giant map that Stannis banged the Red Witch on and she says "Sha'll we begin?" To Tyrion and cue credits and epic music.[/spoiler] Episode 2 [spoiler] The Episode opens at Dragonstone, big storm brewing lots of rain. Cuts to the Stannis' old war room. We see Dany, Tyrion, Varys, Olenna, Theon, Elleria, Grey Worm, Missandei and Yara. They are discussing the best strategy in winning Kings Landing and the seven kingdoms. Olenna, Elleria and Yara insist on hitting Kings Landing with full force taking it in a day at most. Tyrion and Varys believe it better to win the loyalty of the Lords since Cersei has so many enemies anyways and they dont want her to be known as "The Queen of Ashes". Dany eventually favors Tyrions approach after a convincing speech which recommends the greyjoy fleet goes back to Dorne with the the Sands and to hit Kings Landing with the fleet once an army supplied by Olennas men to take Casterly Rock. The idea here is to not just pillage with massive hordes of unsullied and dothraki because the populace at whole will not welcome Dany as their new ruler so at first they must win the old fashioned way and not allow Dothraki to pillage and rape because it will make her look like another crazy Targaryan. Dany turns her attention to Varys though, presses him about where his loyalties lie. She brings up about how him and his allies before traded her off to the Dothraki like a pawn. He goes on about how Robert wasn't a good king because he mostly didnt care and didnt want it. He wants a ruler who cares for the people who live in it and not for power and glory. Thats where is true loyalties lie and she can have him executed by Grey Worm or devoured by her Dragons but he wont pledge full loyalty because his loyalty is the streets (Varys gangsta as gently caress apparently). Everyone leaves except for Olenna who gives Dany an "old womans advice". Says Tyrion is a clever man but she has outlasted all the clever men because she doesnt listen to them. Calls most people sheep but says Dany isnt a sheep but a dragon. "So be a Dragon." Dany is then told (I think Missendai, cant remember tbh) that Melisandre has arrived. They all go and meet her. Her and Dany speak in Dothraki mostly about the Red Priests in the east when Dany was loving poo poo up. Melisandre tells her about the White Walkers although doesnt mention them specifically just says a big evil is coming. Melisandre eludes to the fact Dany could be the Prince that was Promised. Dany noting she is not a prince but a queen, Messendai mentions that in the original language the term is genderless and can mean either other. Melisandre says Prophecies are dangerous things. She also insists that Dany meet Jon Snow and have him tell her the things he has been through and seen. Tyrion stunned with the news that Jon is now king of the north and insists Dany meets with him as well and vouches for his character, saying he would make a great ally. Dany agrees tells Tyrion to send a raven to winterfell and tell Jon to come to Dragonstone and "Bend the knee." We cut to a scene with Greyworm and Missandei who gets upset because Greyworm is going to war. This is all lovey dovey scene and where the nudity is. Nothing much to reveal here aside from them confessing their feelings, her seeing his ahem...lack of parts, and then he eats her out. Moving on. Next scene is Winterfell, young men and boys training shooting arrows at targets. Sansa reads the letter sent by Tyrion and says its most likeyl a trap to Jon. Jon says read the last quote. "Dwarfs are bastards in the eyes of their fathers." Because of this Jon knows Tyrion is legit but still decides not safe to leave Winterfell. Cersei at Kings Landing brings the loyal lords to the iron throne room and tells them of Dany's army and Dothraki and Unsullied and says they need to pledge allegience to her or lose there wives and childrens to rape and pillaging. They seem to agree but hesitantly. Sams father is the main guy here and he notes how people who don't agree or side with her end up deaded. As they leave Jaime follows Sams dad and asks him if hed be his top general in the war to come. He eventually agrees. Jaime offers him a high position or a throne or something in exchange for his military expertise, cant remember the specifics on that. We cut to Oldtown back with Sam. He is in Jorah's cell with his Master Maester as they analyze his condition. Sams Maester says hes too far gone, has about 10 years to live but about 6 months before he goes batshit. Out of respect of his knighthood he is allowed one more night to stay but then he will be sent to that old Targaryan city where all the greystone crazies chill. Next scene is Sam and Measter at the library and Sam tries to convince Maester of attempting to cure Mormont, citing an old Maester who managed to cure two people before. Maester says yeah that guy died of greyscale and the procedure is extremely dangerous hence why its banned. At Winterfell Jon gets yet ANOTHER Raven, this is the one from Sam saying Dragonstone is confirmed a mine for Dragonglass. Now Jon is more or less like I got to go now otherwise we gonna die. So Jon has another meeting with all the Northern Houses and gives them the update. The Northerners clearly arent very happy with this news, even Lyanna disagrees and Sansa as per usual butts in saying its stupid. Jon says its gonna be okay and its a risk worth taking and he is going to leave Sansa in control of Winterfell until his return. This throws her off and cuts to a shot of Littlefinger with that "Ouuuuu im gonna plot and scheme now kus im shifty" face. This then cuts to the scene that was leaked earlier where Jon is in the basement chamber thing looking at the statue of his father. Littlefinger comes down and does his thing. Says he liked Ned and it was too bad what happened to him. Jon says he isnt suppose to be down here, Littlefinger claims ignorance apologizes and says he just wanted to chat since the two of them havent had that oppurtunity yet. Jon dismisses this wants no business in it. Littlefinger suggest a "Thank you" should be in order for saving him at the Battle of The Bastards. At this point Jons back is to Littlefinger. Littlefinger starts reminiscing about his love for Kat, and although he was bitter with Ned and her getting married he understood. But now he also loves Sansa like he loved Kat. He barely finishes that sentence until Jon grabs him by the throat and throws him against the wall. Tells him if he touches Sansa he will kill him. End of story end of scene. The order of scenes here might be wrong because they are pretty quick and happen all over. If I remember correctly the next scene is Sam sneaking into Mormonts cell at night and is there to attempt to cure Mormonts Greyscale. This is the best scene of the episode for sure. Really graphic and tense since Jorah has to be completely quiet while Sam literally cuts chunks of his skin off with a scapel. Lots of white puss and graphic imagery. Sam takes a scapel/needle thing and right when he is about to plunge it into Mormonts chest we cut to an image of a fork piercing a pie filled with a white paste of some sort, meant to look like the puss that came from mormonts wounds and this guy just full on scoops a mouthful. Yummy. Theres a scene with Arya at the Inn. She sees that Pie guy or whatever. He offers her pie. She takes a bite mentions how good it is. He goes on about how to brown the crusts before cooking the whole thing or somehting like that and thats why its so good but no one cooks em like that because it takes too long. Arya says she didnt do that when she cooked them. He's confused but its an obvious nod to when she cooked the Freys and fed them to Walder. She is informed of Jon becoming the king of the north and decides to change her mind and head north. On her way there shes camping for the day in the woods and she notices her horse getting very nervous and upset. Next thing she knows shes surrounded by a pack of wolves. Then dun dun dunnn her Direwolf (if anyone can remember her name would appreciate) shows up, and she is...MASSIVE. Deffinitely the biggest direwolf hands down. Makes Ghost look like a little bitch. They have a moment and Arya tries to convince it to come with her to Winterfell, assuming it understands. The direwolf recognizes her but theres this kind of moment like we both are not the same people we use to be. Her direwolf leaves with the pack and Arya says something along the lines of "Thats not you anymore." The final scene is the big boat battle between the greyjoys. Pretty epic pretty good. Two sandsnakes are killed by Euron, one strangled and hung from the front of the boat, the other has two swords shoved into her and shes propped up. Elleria gets captured along with I think is Tyene Sand. Eurons fleet wins and Theon is put in a fight or flight situation. Euron has Yara by the throat, eggs Theon to come save her. He pussies out and dives into the water. Leaving her behind. Sad. Last scene is Tyrion floating in the water looking on at the fleet in flames as Eurons ship sails away in the distance Now that's how you post a spoiler!
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not reading all that poo poo, someone do a tldr
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mike12345 posted:not reading all that poo poo, someone do a tldr Arya kills the Freys. Bran gets to the wall. Jon unites the north. Sansa rejects Littlefinger. Cersei tries to get Jon to join her. Tormund and Brienne have a comedy skit. Dany finally gets to the Westeros.
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Jul 16, 2017 21:27
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Waltzing Along posted:Arya kills the Freys. ok ty
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Jul 16, 2017 21:46
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One hour until disappointment reigns.
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Jul 17, 2017 01:08
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The King in the North!
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Jul 17, 2017 01:49
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Fooooooour minutes!!!!!
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Jul 17, 2017 01:56
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Did Jon and Dany gently caress yet?
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I'm hoping the ice people destroy everyone
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im typing this at 827 pm central time, and everyone is watching the new GOT episode which is currently "airing" for the first time that's my report, signing off now n19
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Jul 17, 2017 02:28
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Was the extended piss and poo poo montage really needed, I already identify Sam as fecal matter
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Dely Apple posted:Was the extended piss and poo poo montage really needed, I already identify Sam as fecal matter The great thing is the cut from bowls of poo poo to bowls of food, it really does a good job, imo.
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