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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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these types of threads are always the best because i can make them and have people cover my bad jokes
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Yeah but that thread was great and I managed to make a couple of okay jokes there, I think! But sometimes a thread is great and I'm like "dang, I've got nothing!"
So good jokes without their own thread are here, but good threads but I can't come up with a worthy joke, makes me wish I could do better! Or just go to bed.
BYOB: TRY HARD OR TAKE A NAP
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BYOB 8.2: Post hard or nap trying!
(I think that works with that Die Hard movie title from a few years ago? I didn't see it and need a nap apparently.)
I think that scans. I immediately recognized what you were going for and got a gentlemanly chuckle.
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Jul 17, 2017 18:25
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Post hard or die napping
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Jul 17, 2017 19:45
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itt we systematically determine which BYOB poster is actually just Bruce Willis
Saint Isaias Boner
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Jul 17, 2017 20:07
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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just me and my extremely gigantic pants pockets
sometimes my friends like to ride inside
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Jul 17, 2017 20:12
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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they call me dumbo because my pants with gigantic pockets are actually shorts
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Jul 17, 2017 20:18
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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itt we systematically determine which BYOB poster is actually just Bruce Willis
they are actually just all robin williams
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Jul 18, 2017 00:06
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Nah, we're all this guy:
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Jul 18, 2017 00:51
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i replaced my dick w one of those lightning orbs they have at spencers
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Jul 18, 2017 01:12
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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The many, many reasons I am not allowed back in this Irondale, Alabama Shoney's: Family Style Restaurant.
1. Tried to order off menu, requested bottle service
2. Insisted on ordering "chicken embryos and wheat boards"
3. Extended eye contact with salad bar attendant.
4. Would not shut up about Denny's: Family Style Restaurant.
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Jul 18, 2017 01:32
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romantic pick up line: my cock burns for you
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Jul 18, 2017 03:55
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The many, many reasons I am not allowed back in this Irondale, Alabama Shoney's: Family Style Restaurant.
1. Tried to order off menu, requested bottle service
2. Insisted on ordering "chicken embryos and wheat boards"
3. Extended eye contact with salad bar attendant.
4. Would not shut up about Denny's: Family Style Restaurant.
i can think of some funny reasons to not be allowed back, but i won't post them unless a thread is made
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Jul 18, 2017 05:38
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romantic pick up line: my cock burns for you
ghonnorea is making a comeback
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Jul 18, 2017 05:54
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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"Welcome $PLAYER_NAME to Octavio's Questionable Magic Warehouse, please browse our wares"
1. SWORD OF DOUBLE SLAYING - 1/15 chance to apply Death effect if the blow already dealt lethal damage.
2. FLAGON OF ULTIMATE HEALING - cures all status ailments on one enemy.
3. SCROLL OF METEOR - summon an astral stone to burn up in the atmosphere.
4. TROUSERS OF SPEED - dramatically increases the speed of your pants.
number 1 with a bullet is what the guy from FFVIII went with
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Jul 18, 2017 06:03
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i can think of some funny reasons to not be allowed back, but i won't post them unless a thread is made
Alright, go hog wild.
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Jul 18, 2017 22:27
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by Hand Knit
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byob talent show where ppl post their talent show routines
'adult' items where u take everyday objects and make them 'adult'
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Jul 19, 2017 01:20
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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cats on acid
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Jul 19, 2017 01:37
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byob talent show where ppl post their talent show routines
'adult' items where u take everyday objects and make them 'adult'
And this is my dildo-shaped shower head. And this is my shower-head-shaped dildo. And... wait, where are you going?
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Jul 19, 2017 01:47
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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elephants on weed
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Jul 19, 2017 05:59
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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A store where the salespeople are on commission and hate their jobs and are competing to sell the least and get fired
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Jul 19, 2017 06:15
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All David...all the TIME!
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A man in a wheelchair visits a frog in a swamp.
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Jul 19, 2017 06:50
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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are you being served?
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The not so dangerous game.
A big game hunter on his return from Africa with jars upon jars of firefly's collected
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Jul 19, 2017 19:00
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The not so dangerous game.
A big game hunter on his return from Africa with jars upon jars of firefly's collected
Gun shop owner : now see you got this big rear end shotgun for elephant hunting, a small pistol for the heynas and a nice long rifle for that pack of Lions
Hunter: can I see what your have in the way of butterfly nets?
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Jul 19, 2017 19:02
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A remake of the 2001 Meg Ryan / Hugh Jackman time-travel rom-com Kate and Leopold where a charming and handsome 19th century gentleman travels through time to present day New York City but is utterly repugnant to everyone he meets because of his goonish 19th century hygiene and his shockingly racist 1870's upbringing.
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Jul 19, 2017 19:20
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A remake of the 2001 Meg Ryan / Hugh Jackman time-travel rom-com Kate and Leopold where a charming and handsome 19th century gentleman travels through time to present day New York City but is utterly repugnant to everyone he meets because of his goonish 19th century hygiene and his shockingly racist 1870's upbringing.
then he is elected president
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Jul 19, 2017 19:26
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scorpion builds a bridge over a river, frog falls off and dies, camera zooms in on scorpion's horrified expression
Like this if u cry every tyme
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Jul 19, 2017 22:23
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wario batali
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Jul 19, 2017 22:35
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then he is elected president
Like this if u cry every tyme
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All David...all the TIME!
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Oh h*ck yes! Woooo!
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