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Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

nickmeister posted:

Or is it one of those deals where the pimp bursts into the room after you're done having sex and threatens to beat you up if you don't pay?

There are no pimps in Thailand. Only Super Pimps.

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

nickmeister posted:

Call me naive, but is there a good reason to not fess up to being in it for the money if directly asked? I mean, it seems like it would save a lot of trouble if she just said, "Yes, I will charge you for sex." And then, if the other party is interested can just say, "Okay, how much?"

Or is it one of those deals where the pimp bursts into the room after you're done having sex and threatens to beat you up if you don't pay?

Plausible deniability that any transaction is happening. It's win-win: you're "not paying for sex" and she's "not charging for it" but you get sex and she gets money and everybody's happier at the end of the day.

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

nickmeister posted:

Call me naive, but is there a good reason to not fess up to being in it for the money if directly asked? I mean, it seems like it would save a lot of trouble if she just said, "Yes, I will charge you for sex." And then, if the other party is interested can just say, "Okay, how much?"

Or is it one of those deals where the pimp bursts into the room after you're done having sex and threatens to beat you up if you don't pay?

No this is what i was saying about everything in Thailand being on a sliding scale

A lot of the girls who work in bars and are generally after money would still be happy to go along for free if someone was charming/handsome/whatever enough, or if they just want a nice comfy hotel bed to sleep in for the night

Haier wasn't worried about being sprung with a surprise invoice the next morning, he's worried about accidentally sleeping with a prostitute and catching the A-bomb




edit:

Pirate Radar posted:

Plausible deniability that any transaction is happening. It's win-win: you're "not paying for sex" and she's "not charging for it" but you get sex and she gets money and everybody's happier at the end of the day.

yeah i mean i guess there's always this as well

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Pirate Radar posted:

Plausible deniability that any transaction is happening. It's win-win: you're "not paying for sex" and she's "not charging for it" but you get sex and she gets money and everybody's happier at the end of the day.

Eh, the guys we've encountered didn't seem so bothered by talking openly about what they were doing.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Atlas Hugged posted:

Eh, the guys we've encountered didn't seem so bothered by talking openly about what they were doing.

Yeah, I should have been clear--not everybody cares about deniability

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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oohhboy posted:

Here's some actual content which Forjar would much like to comment on. The numbers save face once again!

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-40627737

6.9% isn't great because its a figure denominated in yuan (and also probably fabricated but even giving them the benefit of the doubt its bad)

when denominated in dollars (ie a currency people actually give a gently caress about) thats 1.7%

to put that in perspective the us economy grew at ~1.9% in q2

the ccp actually stopped publishing dollar denominated figures this year because it would poo poo on their face

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Fojar38 posted:

6.9% isn't great because its a figure denominated in yuan (and also probably fabricated but even giving them the benefit of the doubt its bad)

when denominated in dollars (ie a currency people actually give a gently caress about) thats 1.7%
...what.

How the hell do they manage that? Nominal yuan and a changing exchange rate? I genuinely cannot figure out what you mean by this.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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DACK FAYDEN posted:

...what.

How the hell do they manage that? Nominal yuan and a changing exchange rate? I genuinely cannot figure out what you mean by this.

Yes. The yuan has weakened a shitload since 2014 so 6.9% denominated in yuan is actually far weaker than the headline figure implies

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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if the question is "how do they manage to keep this fact out of public discourse" the answer is that they don't, but mainstream reporting on china is hilariously bad and people keep on comparing China having 6.whatever% growth (in yuan) to the USA having 2% growth (in dollars) as though those are directly comparable growth rates

people who actually have to put their money where their mouth is have definitely noticed though

bug chaser chaser
Dec 11, 2006

lol

https://twitter.com/HongKongFP/status/887038213059100672

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



China is a currency manipulator and deliberately devalues the yuan to support the growth rate.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Sounds like a smart plan to me.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Nanomashoes posted:

Sounds like a smart plan to me.

Its brilliant if you own homes in vancouver.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

All asians know in their heart they are really Chinese. What??

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Baronjutter posted:

All asians know in their heart they are really Chinese. What??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLwDd10LVP8

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Accretionist posted:

I spent more than that on lunch today.



"As Mr. Chabuduo was climbing home, he hacked and spat out in an uneven breath, "The scaffolding and the foundation are cha.........cha........buduo – just about the same – and as long as everything is cha.........cha........buduo, then things will be fine. Why...........be............too serious?" After these final words, the structure collapsed."

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011


My Yakutian friends also complain about this. One took to saying she was from Siberia instead of Russia when she was in China. It worked because of course nobody would would kbow where that is and didn't want to lose face by questioning it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Wait people in China don't know where Siberia is?

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

very clever with maracas posted:



A lot of the girls who work in bars and are generally after money would still be happy to go along for free if someone was charming/handsome/whatever enough,

so I was in cambodia with a tour group we ended up a club, I gotta say it was a very moral group cause as soon as we realized it was mostly working girls we left,

There was this nice 18 year old english dude he had the eyes of some lady and this older white dude just literally dragged her off the dance floor.


Also haier do you have aids?

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

Fojar38 posted:

Wait people in China don't know where Siberia is?

People in large insular counties are bad af at geography. See also: 'Murica.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Fojar38 posted:

Wait people in China don't know where Siberia is?

fun game: when someone asks where you're from, make up a country like 雪力加大 and if they ask where it is just tell them it's north of Belarus or something. ends the conversation pretty quickly

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

LimburgLimbo posted:

People in large insular counties are bad af at geography. See also: 'Murica.

really, the only people who are good at geography are folks who depend heavily on multipolar trade for their living and are globalized af
high-rise offices of manhattan, you might see some good at geography folks. fuckoff towers in shanghai

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

The best geographic knowledge comes from nerds who play mapgames. Many mapgames are banned in china for not depicting china as a single unified nation state for 6,000 years.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
When you say mapgames... Like civ etc?

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Baronjutter posted:

All asians know in their heart they are really Chinese. What??

He got that wrong. It's actually that all Asians know in their heart that their LAND is Chinese.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Outrail posted:

When you say mapgames... Like civ etc?
Nah. There's a google maps game. https://geoguessr.com

There are people who can guess within a couple of feet for almost any location in the world. It's insane poo poo.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

Wait people in China don't know where Siberia is?

People in America don't know where Canada is. :nallears:

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Outrail posted:

When you say mapgames... Like civ etc?

Like EU4, Victoria, Hearts of Iron, any game that you're primarily looking at some sort of historical map.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

LimburgLimbo posted:

People in large insular counties are bad af at geography. See also: 'Murica.

If you go to a lesser known feature enough, you can fool most people. Hell, you would have to be near geography bee material to see through obscure regional references like "Appalachia" and "Sonora" and know where the hell they're talking about, or even to ask for a clarification.

But economic and special interest do fuel study and knowledge; you'd be surprised how many people learned about Iraqi and Afghan geography/political maps through it being mentioned on the news because they knew someone there.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Baronjutter posted:

Like EU4, Victoria, Hearts of Iron, any game that you're primarily looking at some sort of historical map.

You forgot Medieval: Total War.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
what's "weeaboo" in Chinese?

https://www.wsj.com/articles/can-anyone-be-chinese-1500045078

I bolded my personal "what the gently caress" sections

The Wall Street Journal posted:

Who is Chinese? The answer may seem simple at first: a person who looks Chinese.

But imagine a young woman born and brought up in the U.S. Her grandmother is from China, and she happens to have inherited many of her grandmother’s physical traits. She doesn’t speak Chinese or identify in any way with Chinese culture, and she thinks of herself as a proud American. When she is called Chinese, she forcefully rejects the label.

Or consider my own case. Canadian by birth, with Caucasian physical features, I have lived and worked in China for more than two decades, speak the Chinese language, identify with Chinese culture and am now a permanent resident of China. But almost no one considers me Chinese.

Both of these instances point to the difficulty with a view that is deeply ingrained in contemporary China and at least implicitly endorsed elsewhere: That to be Chinese is to belong to a race.

I feel welcomed and loved in China. My wife is Chinese, and I’ve done my best to integrate since arriving in 2004. But I can’t fully succeed. My Chinese friends sometimes call me a “Chinese son-in-law.” It’s meant as a compliment, but the implication in Chinese is that I’m not fully Chinese.

The obstacles are not legal. It is possible to gain citizenship by marrying a Chinese person, but in practice few do. According to the 2010 census, the country’s population of 1.39 billion citizens includes just 1,448 naturalized Chinese. China does not allow dual citizenship, which makes the decision more difficult, but in principle, race is not a barrier to becoming a Chinese citizen.

Nor is language the main obstacle to popular acceptance. My Chinese is far from perfect, but I can give academic talks in Chinese, and I can surprise taxi drivers when I call for a ride and they arrive expecting to see a Chinese customer. Millions of poorly educated Chinese citizens speak hardly any Mandarin, and yet nobody questions their Chineseness.

It certainly isn’t any lack of commitment on my part to Chinese culture. I’ve been working on Confucian philosophy for many years, and it inspires the way I lead my life. I’m told over and over that my commitment to Chinese culture is more “Chinese” than that of many Chinese people. At conferences in China, I often find myself the only person wearing Chinese-style clothing.

The real obstacle to popular acceptance is the assumption that Chineseness is a racial category. Stereotypes against outsiders are common in any culture, and China is no exception. Pejorative statements about non-Han Chinese can be found in ancient texts, and there have been tragic outbursts of racism in Chinese history. The Jie people, who were probably of Central Asian stock, established the Later Zhao dynasty but were massacred shortly thereafter, around A.D. 350. The killings were said to be based on their Caucasian looks, and many bearded people were killed just because they were too Jie-looking.

But there is a more inspiring current in Chinese history as well. As the historian Yuri Pines of the Hebrew University in Jerusalem has noted, the dominant elite culture in ancient China emphasized cultural belonging, not race or ethnicity, as the most important trait for citizenship. Chinese people were those who adhered to the common ritual norms of the Zhou dynasty (1046-256 B.C.). One could learn to be Chinese.

During much of its history, particularly the eras of prosperity and glory, China was an open society that welcomed foreigners. The Tang dynasty (A.D. 618-907) is a classic example. The capital Chang’an was a multicultural urban center with nearly a million residents and drew ambitious migrants from around the world. Its greatest generals were Turks, Koreans and Sogdians (an ancient Iranian civilization). Arab scholars could participate in the imperial examinations. Li Bai, its most famous poet, was perhaps of Central Asian stock.

But the open attitude of the Tang dynasty eventually gave way. After the shocking rebellion of An Lushan in the 8th century and the sacking of the capital by Uighurs and Tibetans, Chinese attitudes toward outsiders took a markedly negative turn.

This is a recurrent pattern. When China is powerful and secure, foreigners are welcome and considered employable, including at the highest levels of government. When China is weak, foreigners are often viewed with suspicion and even hatred. The most famous modern case is the Boxer Rebellion of 1899-1901, which sought to violently expel the Western and Christian presence in China.

Indeed, China’s most insecure period was the “century of humiliation” from the 1840s to the 1940s. Chinese elites came to realize that not only was China not the center of the world, it was a weak country unable to stand up for itself. China lost wars to Western countries and Japan, and its territory was carved up by foreign powers.

It was in the wake of these events that a race-based conception of Chinese identity took hold. Leading reformers of the day, such as the scholar and political thinker Kang Youwei, traveled the world and came to the pessimistic conclusion that different races were engaged in a deadly struggle for survival. They saw Chinese identity as the legitimate racial basis for a nation-state that could take its place against other similarly constituted nations.

That legacy still shapes attitudes today. But China has rebuilt a strong and powerful state, with less to fear from foreign bullying, and it has become a key player in our vast, cosmopolitan world economy. To my mind, China has reached a point in its history when it can return to a more generous conception of identity and embrace those who meet the cultural criteria of Chineseness.

There are also pragmatic grounds for such a shift. Yan Xuetong, a leading theorist of international relations at Tsinghua University, argues that China should employ more foreigners as public officials and put them on the road to citizenship. Once China passes a necessary threshold of hard power, he says, China should compete for human talent rather than for economic or military superiority.

A meritocratic immigration policy open to all, regardless of ethnic or racial background, would also serve China’s economic interests. The now-discarded one-child policy has created a demographic bulge, with the elderly constituting an ever-growing proportion of the population. The country would greatly benefit from the contributions of talented young migrants from around the world.

President Xi Jinping describes his broad agenda for the country as the “China dream.” My own China dream is more modest: to be viewed as a Chinese not just in my own mind but in the minds of my fellow Chinese.

— Dr. Bell is dean of the school of political science and public administration at Shandong University and a professor at Tsinghua University. His most recent book is “The China Model.”

Imperialist Dog fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jul 18, 2017

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Holy poo poo Daniel Bell's unapologetic belief in authoritarian governance on the basis of "meritocracy" makes sense, he's the equivilent of someone who goes to Japan dressed like an anime

I knew he was a shithead but I didn't know that the reason for it was so goony

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

I can't stop laughing

Help me

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

The Great Autismo! posted:

fun game: when someone asks where you're from, make up a country like 雪力加大 and if they ask where it is just tell them it's north of Belarus or something. ends the conversation pretty quickly

:belarus:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Imperialist Dog posted:

Or consider my own case. Canadian by birth, with Caucasian physical features, I have lived and worked in China for more than two decades, speak the Chinese language, identify with Chinese culture and am now a permanent resident of China. But almost no one considers me Chinese.

McGavin fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Jul 18, 2017

Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009
I've seen quite a few westerns wearing those straw lampshade nong hats out and about recently, everyone looks at them like what the gently caress are you doing.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Khorne posted:

Nah. There's a google maps game. https://geoguessr.com

There are people who can guess within a couple of feet for almost any location in the world. It's insane poo poo.
My first guess, with no writing involved in the image, was Russia. The answer was Ukraine. I X'd out.

Baronjutter posted:

The best geographic knowledge comes from nerds who play mapgames. Many mapgames are banned in china for not depicting china as a single unified nation state for 6,000 years.
My dumb map story: In college I took a couple history classes with this super old-school teacher (he was in this 80s I believe, and teaching since he was at least 30), and he had a packet where he made us memorize maps of the areas we were studying, and had to identify modern countries and important rivers and cities. We had quizzes on the maps every week and it was like 15% of our grade. I thought it was cool at heck, but most of the kids in class would groan and/or not study for it because they didn't think it was important. That teacher owned and so did his classes. He was Mr. "gently caress Yeah, History!!"

Imperialist Dog posted:

This is a recurrent pattern. When China is powerful and secure, foreigners are welcome and considered employable, including at the highest levels of government. When China is weak, foreigners are often viewed with suspicion and even hatred.
One of my super rich friends is/was in love with this older white guy that works for the Chinese government. He's from a different country, of course, but does auditing for the government of all the top 100 companies in China, or for huge businesses that disappeared or closed down parts. The government knows they are all cheating, but they also know how easily the locals are to be bribed or threatened, etc., so they use an international auditing firm instead.
She told me he signs these 3-6 month contracts and then he sits guarded 24 hours per day, usually working 6 days and then getting a free day in his hotel room to rest. They take his phone and everything else and he is under constant watch while he goes through their files and data. The government's fear is that he'll be contacted or attacked by someone connected to the companies, or have the data ruined by anything outside. He has to go full radio silence for the duration of the work. They can't trust any Mainlander to do this, and won't even hire ABCs because of "You look like us, so you are us, until we say you're not one of us, but for all purposes you are still us" things.

He's been all over China, but only has seen what's outside the windows in these places. He says it's nerve-wracking and tiring. I asked her why he keeps taking contracts again and again, but I realized he would be doing the same work in any other country because this is his job with the firm. She said he speaks and reads Chinese fluently, so this is where he can get get continuous work in China. His salary was about 6-7k RMB per hour (about $1000 USD), working random hours per day, for months on end. Despite the high pay and money he can put away, he's gotten a touch of pure greed and should have retired a very long time ago. His health is completely failing from zero exercise and really poor diet, probably smoking a lot, etc., and she said every time he finishes a contract he takes a month off and says he's done with it forever, and then goes back again like an idiot. I told her to marry him and get into his will, because he probably won't last another 5 years.

Anyway, I tie all this together because being a legitimate foreign expert in keeping the CCP from imploding in on itself because locals are too corrupt to trust is probably one of the few "almost high-level government" jobs a foreigner can do. LOL

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

Atlas Hugged posted:

You'd have to be more familiar with Thailand. I can't say if it's ethical or not, but the girls have a surprisingly large amount of autonomy. They're poor and usually from the provinces and have come to Bangkok for the express purpose of being a sex worker, but they're not trafficked and they can usually turn guys down if they don't want to sleep with them, though economic pressures will often motivate them to. There are of course trafficked girls from Vietnam and Myanmar, but that's atypical and not at the places foreigners go or have immediate access to.

At the same time, there's considerable gray area for what is or is not sex work. You'll hear lots of stories like the one about my friend on the rooftop. Is that woman a sex worker? She'd probably say no. Chances are she had a real job and was into my friend, but she probably also wanted a nice lunch the next day and figured she could kill two birds with one stone. Or you'll be at a nightclub and will be flirting with a girl all night, take her home, and in the morning when she leaves she'll ask for taxi fare at, say, 1000 baht. It's not all that different than China where if a girl is expected to putout, she wants to get something in return, a dinner, a purse, whatever. Thais just make it more mercenary. This sometimes translates to cars or rent because Thailand has a long history of having "minor wives" that continues to this day. If your job is to be a professional mistress for some executive, are you a sex worker?

Sexpat spotted

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

McGavin posted:

Westology is an occasional series in which Chinese experts explain the West

Part Three: Enduring Humiliation, with Professor Xifang Shuo, PhD of the famous Renda University

The other day, Professor Xifang – that’s me, I want to say – met my American colleague and friend, Gary, in the university canteen. He was enjoying a plate of our world-famous local dish, spicy chicken. Gary is very typical American.

“Good morning, Gary. You look very fat today,” I greeted him. But to my horror, Gary did not even reply, losing my face in front of the teachers, all students and, of course, my ancestors. I was literally speechless with my tray, waiting for the apology. Later I went home and send Gary some reasonable death threats, so I calmed.*

Now I wish to address the important matter of my hurt feeling. Let us begin the lesson.

Understand the arrogant “Why the foreigner always rude?” I ask this question to Anwar, my intern. He has been here in Renda many months, hoping to get hukou, but still he doesn’t know the answer. Later, I remember Anwar is Mongloid from Xinjiang and cannot understand our culture.

Not like Anwar, normal Chinese are always curious about foreigner culture. For the example, my office is full of items I find overseas and bring home for personal interest. When I like something from a temple or a palace or other funny place, I give something back. Often I leave my name on a stone or sometimes a modest offering, like remains of my lunch. In this way, Professor Xifang creates mutual understanding between China and the West, what we call the “win-win diplomat relation.”

China is an ancient civilization (some say it precedes history). From the compass to calligraphy, the modern world is full of China. But foreigners never realize this, because we are very modest. Instead of praising our modest, many arrogant Westerners like to bash at China. There are so many humiliations every day, sometimes I am wondering if I am imagining things.

List of insults only in month of August
  • After I make kind offer to install Chinese software package (belong to my friend company) on PC of British colleague for very low price, he promises to “think about it.” But James never got back to me!
  • Last week I invite Ava, the German teacher with large breasts, to my apartment, so to share some warm congratulations toward Olympics king Sun Yang. Ava has not heard of Sun or interest in sport. I was so angry, I smiled and tell her “OK”
  • Later Gary tells the class he has never heard of our famous spicy chicken, but actually it tastes like another dish he had in Guizhou. Everyone knows the Guizhou chicken is poo poo!
  • Today I give a lesson about our ancient history, James say afterwards that I am wrong, Great Wall cannot be seen from space and copied by aliens. This was a “joke” by American clown called “Ripley.”
To call our famous Wall a “joke,” huh? This insult I cannot bear. We Chinese never dishonor our friends by saying the truth, but this time my head explode. James immediately shows deep shame… so tells me an astonishing secret.

“Yes it’s true, Xifang. Every week, all the foreigners meet in a room to figure out ways to insult China. That is all we talk about.” In fact, James even tells me, he is late for the meeting that very moment and has to run away! This is lucky, for I am once again speechless.

When I imagine these anonymous dogs and their secret meetings to make plots and silent our people, I am thinking this would never happen in China!

(*Of course I stay anonymous, so not to offend Gary)

Looks like one of the AO classics.

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