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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

man it's hard to watch all these 240p videos from 2009

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I want Barack Obama, Houston Rockets Owner so bad

Chicago would be better in so many ways. Why doesn't Melo just group some investors, buy the Rockets, and then trade for himself?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
edit: n/m

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Jul 18, 2017

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
https://twitter.com/NickDePaula/status/887344697886351360

Charlotte:

White
Purple
Teal
Racecars

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I want Barack Obama, Houston Rockets Owner so bad

It would certainly be a good fit considering the name

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I'm excited to see what the community okc jersey will look like

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



What does athlete mindset even mean? And what does that look like?

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

What does athlete mindset even mean?

Teal

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Minnesota:
White
Black
9th Seed
Racially Diverse Police Shootings

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

What does athlete mindset even mean? And what does that look like?

I think it's one of those nootropics Alex Jones sells

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

What does athlete mindset even mean? And what does that look like?

Benji Wilson shoving a loser geek and expecting nothing bad to come of it

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Lockback posted:

Minnesota:
White
Black
9th Seed
Racially Diverse Police Shootings

Denver:
White
Blue
Never playing defense
Weed

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Jae Chowda in his Chowda Whites

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Boston
White
Green
Bill Russel
Casual Racism

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Lakers:

White
Purple
lakersguy.gif
pornhub ad

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Phoenix:

Caucasian
Purple
Old Town Scottsdale
Insurance companies

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Spurs:

White
Silver
The Blue Stripe
The Pink Stripe

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Warriors:

White
Blue
A boot sweeping up into a human nad, forever
fuckedcompany.com

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

zoux posted:

Spurs:

White
Silver
The Blue Stripe
The Pink Stripe

Pelicans
White
Red
Ochsner Health System
Piss, Puke, and Drive-Thru Daiquiri Shops

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Knicks:

White
Orange
Joke about our athletes' poor mindset
Joke about our local culture

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Phoenix:
Old Town Scottsdale

Hahah so turquoise?

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Doltos posted:

Knicks:

Piss
PISS
PISSSSSSSSS
PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Fix'd it for you

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


hahahahahaa


kevin durant pays girls to fart in his face


hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Space Camp fuckup posted:

Phoenix:

Caucasian
Purple
Old Town Scottsdale
Insurance companies

since we were the home of the first trump rally (that I went too (then a week later got cancer (:thunk:))) i think we need to bring back the orange

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Okc:

White
Blue
Foul the 3pt shooter
Teenage Pregnancy

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
I made a bigass effortpost about how good Iguodala is yesterday but I really just should've posted some of his dunk compilations. His reduced role on the Warriors is making folks forget that he's an all-time user-of-length, one of the best in-game dunkers you ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efuaM3xwnqQ

he reeeaaaches. Also he deserved the Finals MVP

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Golden State

Cupcake
The first unanimous MVP Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the finals to Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers
Paying Girls to Fart In Your Face
Discount Office Chairs when the tech bubble bursts

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne
Russ will sign the extension if they let him design the Athlete Mindset jersey

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Paul Zuvella posted:

Paying Girls

Ramadu posted:

pays girls

This was never part of the rumor!!

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Paul Zuvella posted:

Golden State

Cupcake
The first unanimous MVP Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the finals to Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers
Paying Girls to Fart In Your Face
Discount OfficeBall Chairs when the tech bubble bursts

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Bush Did Outer Heaven posted:

Russ will sign the extension if they let him design the Athlete Mindset jersey

Win-win imo jimho

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
At least we know LeBron is far too cheap to ever pay for any sexual acts

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Kevin Durant has sex with the lights off and blankets ON so there's no escape from the farts

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

EvanTH posted:

This was never part of the rumor!!

Ya! I'm sure Kevin can find a local girl to fart in his mouth after dinner without having to resort to prostitution. He's a very handsome young man.

E2M2
Mar 2, 2007

Ain't No Thang.
https://twitter.com/conradburry/status/887358287817080833

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Lmao I love how he's just supposed to be randomly at an airport with his uniform on.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

The official Kings app projects a player in front of you like the hotdog wearing headphoens?

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Better shots here



SAC Proud

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Those shorts have no SAC room

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Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

When you play for the Kings you play for the SAC on your chest.

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