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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


alnilam posted:

I thought it was like zeggermins like the name of a shop owned by a fam called zeggerman

It's a lovely version of Wegmans

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Bethamphetamine posted:

Hey sexy lady, how about a hot beef injection and a bourbon chaser? No...Stupid ugly bitch if you had a dog's brain surgically replacing your own brain you'd gently caress me. Slut.

shove beef and bourbon up my rear end and I'll follow u anywhere~

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/david_rees/status/887449509386752002

we have another member to welcome into the church, brothers

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Al! posted:

not yet but i got some shatter at home singin my name

oh??

what is it?!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
blessed be the orb, all piss be upon it

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I love the very serious political science guy is totally "flummoxed" by just why Donny is so nice to Putin, as if the answer isn't immediately obvious. However, if he says said obvious answer, he ceases to be "serious" so he doesn't.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Chokes McGee posted:

shove beef and bourbon up my rear end and I'll follow u anywhere~

What can I get for a liter of Irish whisky and some pre-packaged deli meat?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Chokes McGee posted:

shove beef and bourbon up my rear end and I'll follow u anywhere~


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



learn all about President Garfield's doctor Dr. Doctor Bliss: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Willard_Bliss

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
BeefShitter

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

BUILD THE WALL

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Quiet Feet posted:

What can I get for a liter of Irish whisky and some pre-packaged deli meat?

I'll put in a good word for you at the local bar?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


can a man get adequate nutrition by shoving slim jims up his rear end?

asking for a friend

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/887450495706689536

white house pushing back on meeting, saying it was just a "brief conversation after dinner"

also, trump did have a translator when he met with putin

but the translator only spoke japanese and not russian

lol

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Yinlock posted:

uh he blabbed secrets to the russians first chance he got last time so :thunk:

the entire reason he always needs a babysitter at these meetings is to stop him from doing this

I love the Chapo guys but they really don't want to admit that the Russia stuff is real

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/887456203021922304

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

That DICK! posted:

BUILD THE WALL

nationalize Ford Motor Company and build the Trump answer to Obama's Government Motors Chevy Volt

the 6000 SUX



ur gonna love it ppl

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Tom Gorman posted:

can a man get adequate nutrition by shoving slim jims up his rear end?

asking for a friend

unlikely as shoving entire meals up Harding's rear end did him no favors

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/dabeard/status/887454409545981952

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

why does he post on an alt when he hasnt been banned?? :thunk:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

not the positions themselves

just that he's thinking about filling them

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Guy Goodbody posted:

I love the Chapo guys but they really don't want to admit that the Russia stuff is real

talk to me next year when nobody remembers this russia poo poo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Mariana Horchata posted:

why does he post on an alt when he hasnt been banned?? :thunk:

gimmick accounts on the worst

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

I will never get tired of this

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/status/887451317588951040

this is fine

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Tom Gorman posted:

can a man get adequate nutrition by shoving slim jims up his rear end?

asking for a friend

we'll need a seance to ask Dr. Doctor Bliss about it

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/887450495706689536

white house pushing back on meeting, saying it was just a "brief conversation after dinner"

also, trump did have a translator when he met with putin

but the translator only spoke japanese and not russian

lol



One pisstape to rule them all.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Mariana Horchata posted:

why does he post on an alt when he hasnt been banned?? :thunk:

lol if you think that's trump

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
somebody please replace frodo with putin and gandalf with trump. tia

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

*spit-takes blood*

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Fallen Hamprince posted:

https://twitter.com/PastVox/status/887447370459365377


there was an article a while back about how interpreters for foreign countries were finding it almost impossible to translate trump's speech without sounding insane because his grammar is so bad

well the good news is that their translations sound as hosed up as the real thing

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

Chokes McGee posted:

don't emptyquote

:hfive:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/wesleysnipes/status/887425819567464449

- from blade

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Office Pig posted:

lol if you think that's trump

tbh i really dont even kno who TRUMP even is...

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

I love the Chapo guys but they really don't want to admit that the Russia stuff is real

CTH is great but the Russia stuff goes against the "Trump is 100% the fault of the Dems and literally the only path forward is a leftist purge of the Democratic Party" narrative

Which I actually agree with btw

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Fallen Hamprince posted:

https://twitter.com/PastVox/status/887447370459365377


there was an article a while back about how interpreters for foreign countries were finding it almost impossible to translate trump's speech without sounding insane because his grammar is so bad

where

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Guy Goodbody posted:

I love the Chapo guys but they really don't want to admit that the Russia stuff is real

it's pretty funny at this point tbh

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/887443024808161288

everything's coming up piss tape

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mariana Horchata posted:

oh??

what is it?!



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