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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
There's nothing funny about the news story I just read except some of the names:

Cosmo DiNardo
Jimi Tar Patrick

I wonder if Cosmo was named after Seinfeld or the drink

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

jojoinnit posted:


I wonder if Cosmo was named after Seinfeld or the drink

The magazine

sweeperbravo has a new favorite as of 01:52 on Jul 14, 2017

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Nostradingus posted:

Probably four or five. I'm not aware of the youtubers but I hope not

A vlogging family ("watch us live every moment of our boring suburban lives" type people) whose youtube channel is so named because their youngest kid, Hayley, is a brat.

jojoinnit posted:

I wonder if Cosmo was named after Seinfeld or the drink

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 01:55 on Jul 14, 2017

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Tiffani Justice

It could almost be good in some bizarre 80s comic book character way.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

There's an actress with Victoria Justice. She was on a Nickelodeon show Victorious with Arianna Grande.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Today I met a Krystle and a Lurleina.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Astrofig posted:

Today I met a Krystle and a Lurleina.

The quests they give out any good?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Debbie Gasch

At least her first name isn't Gina or Fanny.

StandardToast
Feb 13, 2012

Astrofig posted:

Today I met a Krystle and a Lurleina.

Krystle/kristle is the worst because all I can hear is "gristle"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


My boss told me a story about a (female) student she'd had with the last name of oval office. Pronounced exactly how you'd think.

hamsystem
Nov 11, 2010

Fuzzy pickles!
There's a lab tech in the hospital where I work named Citronella.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


hamsystem posted:

There's a lab tech in the hospital where I work named Citronella.

good thing she doesn't work in entomology

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Aniston was on the roster of a youth sports team in this area.

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫
Had a lyft driver named Rommel yesterday.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

meiram posted:

Had a lyft driver named Rommel yesterday.

How was his book

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Carol Thinger

You could write a comedy routine around that last name.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Mylinda

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Seemed inevitable, really.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Pastry of the Year posted:

Seemed inevitable, really.



It's still better than Rob (or Robin) Banks.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
I know baby name blogs are like shooting fish in a barrel, but I can't help myself!

Blakelyn Nevaeh
Kadence
Kenley
Paris Romain (a boy)
Whestyn Phoenix Anivia
Westleigh Olivia
Kash Leighton
Tanner Carl
Zuriel
Milleon Jules
Brinley Beckham
Kaisley
Kaivan Hunter
Raylan Leon
Twins: Brylee and Bryston
Coy Silas
Jentry Canyon
Connor Batman (yes!)
Kohan Ezra
Siblings: Xyler and Zolah
Avaley Emrys
Brantley

And finally....

Macali Lynn Ryleigh Mikel

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
Found Aiden Marcus Patsy [last name] in the San Antonio paper recently. Aiden is overused but I'm more annoyed about the Patsy

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Konsheints

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

genetic_knockout posted:

Paris Romain (a boy)

There's precedent for that first name. Romain is inexcusable however.

Axiem
Oct 19, 2005

I want to leave my mind blank, but I'm terrified of what will happen if I do

Just make sure he doesn't judge any beauty contests.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
My husband just got an email from someone named Shynasty. Rhymes with "dynasty." I hope.

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

My husband just got an email from someone named Shynasty. Rhymes with "dynasty." I hope.

Rhymes with :sicknasty:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

My husband just got an email from someone named Shynasty. Rhymes with "dynasty." I hope.

it's one of those "x in the streets, y in the sheets" things but for real

I'm not saying necessarily to start looking for a lawyer

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pastry of the Year posted:

it's one of those "x in the streets, y in the sheets" things but for real

I'm not saying necessarily to start looking for a lawyer

poo poo, I'd rather he just invited her over. Shy nasty is the best nasty.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns92Z1n2Qxo

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I went through a taco Bell drive through and the receipt said my cashier was named t-kiya.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

rodbeard posted:

I went through a taco Bell drive through and the receipt said my cashier was named t-kiya.

that looks like shorthand for pulling off one of those insanely convoluted King of Fighters special moves

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

rodbeard posted:

I went through a taco Bell drive through and the receipt said my cashier was named t-kiya.

Was she a ram's horn?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lucky + Stormi = Gravity

http://people.com/babies/lucky-blue-smith-stormi-bree-welcome-daughter-gravity/

No, this is not the X-Men.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

rodbeard posted:

I went through a taco Bell drive through and the receipt said my cashier was named t-kiya.

It's pronounced tadashkia.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

This child attends scholae in Lugdunum.
His pater is irate because everyone is getting his child's name wrong.
He says it's pronounced "Firminus."

When the Pater was asked how in the world he figured
it should be pronounced that way, he said,
"quandoquidem minus non tacitus est!"
So, if you see a name come across your tabula like this,
please remember to pronounce the minus.
And if anyone axes you why, tell them it's quando minus non tacitus est!
They live among us, they vote, and they breed

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Finally saw Wonder Woman. One of the producers is Richard Suckle who probably doesn't go by Dick. Well that's my story.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

My friend's dad married a Filipino lady and she had a daughter who's name until recently was just Princess Jasmine

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Did a talk for a primary school science science class this week and met Lameese and Tryon. Not Tyron, Tryon.

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