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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Hashtagge olde

At: Edward balls

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
~*extremely c-spam voice*~

The communists running things is.. good?????

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

as to whether Russian people bleed Russian dressing or not, well, respectfully, I disagree

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



triple sulk posted:

i'm misreading poo poo, it's late and i'm tired as hell

my suck zone lobe read it as a low key dig to try and tie russia to the left

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

safely sodomized posted:

lol donna brazile's new book title is frighteningly accurate




no way lmao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
when i am my best self i am a japanese businessman clapping ecstatically about a man who just removed his underwear without disturbing a glass

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

~*extremely c-spam voice*~

The communists running things is.. good?????

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Al! posted:

when i am my best self i am a japanese businessman clapping ecstatically about a man who just removed his underwear without disturbing a glass

so when ur at ur worst ur guy fieri???

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


introducing my new book about the democratic campaign for office: Dumbass Fraud Hacks: how we hosed up real bad and made a piss baby the most powerful man alive

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Schnorkles posted:

so when ur at ur worst ur guy fieri???

im guy fieri drunkenly slurring something transphobic into a 3 foot pile of onion rings smothered in velveeta

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

The Muppets On PCP posted:

wait why did they incorporate as a for-profit in the first place

like the entire point of religious-based businesses is to function as a giant tax dodge and money laundering shop

it had to be for-profit to get the state/local money

the state can't hand millions of dollars to a church; thus the ark was for-profit

until the city it's bleeding dry tried to save itself and now, less than a year after opening, it's going completely non-profit

and the state/local money and property handed to the for-profit will be safely in a non-profit

these loving chumps will never learn

there are plenty of them who will cheer this decision

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



safely sodomized posted:

introducing my new book about the democratic campaign for office: Dumbass Fraud Hacks: how we hosed up real bad and made a piss baby the most powerful man alive

*is a flip book of me leaking debate answers to clinton for no reason*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hey hears the audible dot com release of my book about 2017

*ten hours of horrified screaming without pause for breath*

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

trump did 9/11

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

paranoid randroid posted:

hey hears the audible dot com release of my book about 2017

*ten hours of horrified screaming without pause for breath*

well i did watch an entire episode of bill maher once so like whatever ill take one

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Business Gorillas posted:

*is a flip book of me leaking debate answers to clinton for no reason*

pretty impressive that you managed to leak the answers

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"hey get this, the flint debate? theyre gonna ask a question about the water!"

oh no poo poo donna? wow never would have guessed

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

it's almost adorable how shameless they are

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

That DICK! posted:

as to whether Russian people bleed Russian dressing or not, well, respectfully, I disagree

Russians don't use Russian dressing it's an American invention

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
real russian dressing is just a little dish of vodka with a cigarette stubbed out in it

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


OK did he really drool

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Has anyone thought about how they're gonna cope after the piss tape drops? If it drops on a Tuesday, I'm going to have go into work on Wednesday and pretend like everything's fine. My boss is a middle aged suburban mom with 3 kids, how am I going to have a proffesional discussion with her about expense accounts and unpaid invoices when my inner monologue is screaming "PISS TAPE!" non stop 24 hours a day. I'll need a therapist to address my PTSD (piss tape stress disorder). I think the best thing for all of us would be to just let the nukes fly at that point.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



paranoid randroid posted:

real russian dressing is just a little dish of vodka with a cigarette stubbed out in it

dont forget one of those hosed up tiny pickles they eat

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

lol what's goin on rn

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

LegoMan posted:

Russians don't use Russian dressing it's an American invention

Thanks everyone. Heard you. Respect your thoughts. I'm keeping an open mind. #old-school but very much aware of this challenge. Peace out.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

dont forget one of those hosed up tiny pickles they eat

gherkins are dope though

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Robert Plant posted:

lol what's goin on rn

trump is drooling on camera and the latest dem strategy is to wake up from a fever dream and pretend everything since reagan hasn't happened

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Russian dressing is ketchup, mayo, relish and a secret ingredient

the spicy zing of Pitzmans mustard

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Has anyone thought about how they're gonna cope after the piss tape drops? If it drops on a Tuesday, I'm going to have go into work on Wednesday and pretend like everything's fine. My boss is a middle aged suburban mom with 3 kids, how am I going to have a proffesional discussion with her about expense accounts and unpaid invoices when my inner monologue is screaming "PISS TAPE!" non stop 24 hours a day. I'll need a therapist to address my PTSD (piss tape stress disorder). I think the best thing for all of us would be to just let the nukes fly at that point.

everyone will have the day off. fireworks will go off all day. fire hydrants will be let loose. fountains around the country will be dyed yellow. it will be a glorious day as we all piss in the streets too celebrate.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Business Gorillas posted:

trump is drooling on camera and the latest dem strategy is to wake up from a fever dream and pretend everything since reagan hasn't happened

v. orbular brains, all of them

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


paranoid randroid posted:

"hey get this, the flint debate? theyre gonna ask a question about the water!"

oh no poo poo donna? wow never would have guessed

well well well looks like clinton's got an unfair advantage, guess i have no choice but to commit treason to even the odds

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the entire leadership class of this country has brains like worry stones and its frigged up

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/887519201006690304

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

everyone will have the day off. fireworks will go off all day. fire hydrants will be let loose. fountains around the country will be dyed yellow. it will be a glorious day as we all piss in the streets too celebrate.

alternatively nothing will happen because the piss tape means nothing in comparison to all the stuff that has already happened which didn't matter

the president could suplex a child with cerebral palsy and it's not gonna change the minds of the people who already love him

sorry night crew that was a serious vent I never do that

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


orb brain is way above galactic brain and understanding that level of consciousness is v. hard

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



via :orb:, democrats are waking up drooling from a fever dream and finding out they are TRUMP

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Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'll miss Piss Tape
And I dont wanna miss Piss Tape

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