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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Junkyard Poodle posted:

been doing tots in a waffle iron lately yo get super hashbrowns. ketchup is tasty with them

i do this too its pro as gently caress advice

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Maybe I'll just get those spaghetti-o's with hotdogs, those are still a thing right?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

holy gently caress this some good reefer i thought that said "science bible stories" lol 🤣

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
foreman grills are a great way to cook hot dogs

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
I relish ketchup on my dogs

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

skaboomizzy posted:

foreman grills are a great way to cook hot dogs

more like to ruin dogs, as well as everything else it cooks

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I boil my dogs if I'm feeling fancy

Otherwise I just eat them out of the package sans bun

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
that reminded me. i have an idiot cousin who is not destined for college or trade who somehow ended up with an apprenticipship for the local building maintenance guild 147


his second day he tells his boss "my back hurts" and he was a lovely employee already in day two so the boss hears the magic words an says "whoa go see a doctor and take 5 weeks off" and a formal letter telling him he was fired and banned from applying to any new york union showed up in his mailbox two days later

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

I boil my dogs if I'm feeling fancy

Otherwise I just eat them out of the package sans bun

:stonk:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


cumshitter posted:

that reminded me. i have an idiot cousin who is not destined for college or trade who somehow ended up with an apprenticipship for the local building maintenance guild 147


his second day he tells his boss "my back hurts" and he was a lovely employee already in day two so the boss hears the magic words an says "whoa go see a doctor and take 5 weeks off" and a formal letter telling him he was fired and banned from applying to any new york union showed up in his mailbox two days later

what was the letter for? missing 5 days of work?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

safely sodomized posted:

ketchup is gross and should not be put on any thing people eat

its good on fried potatoes

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
sugar + vinegar + citrus is pretty good on lots of things

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Junkyard Poodle posted:

what was the letter for? missing 5 days of work?

no but his girlfriend got a lifetime pension for pretending he died on the job

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

ScrubLeague posted:

its good on fried potatoes

Its good on lots of things

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
man

why don't i get a pension, for being dead

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

GobiasIndustries posted:

Its good on lots of things

gently caress off you're wrong

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
just eat a fuckin hot dog and meditate on using every part of the buffalo so to speak

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
drat yall act like youre about eating visceral meats

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



paranoid randroid posted:

just eat a fuckin hot dog and meditate on using every part of the buffalo so to speak

Don't speak, eat hot dogs

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i put about 1/3c of ketchup in my bolognese sauce

some italian moms would swat you with a newspaper for doing so and others will say I've been doing that for 50 years and its why my sauce is so good

i think its the perfect addition tbh

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
i love to eat a hot dog but you only put that salty yellow stuff on it

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Epic High Five posted:

Don't speak, eat hot dogs

nobody speak, nobody get choked (on dem dogs)

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


safely sodomized posted:

ketchup is gross and should not be put on any thing people eat

acceptable ketchup foods:
tater tots
french fries
burgers
chicken nuggets I guess?

acceptable hotdog condiments:
mustard or relish

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

ScrubLeague posted:

gently caress off you're wrong

*puts ketchup on this post* see its good now

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
gently caress you don't put ketchup on a burger that's what tomato slices are for you absolute loving idiots

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


cumshitter posted:

no but his girlfriend got a lifetime pension for pretending he died on the job

how did he get banned from all unions? I seems like you're leaving out the best detail

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


ScrubLeague posted:

gently caress you don't put ketchup on a burger that's what tomato slices are for you absolute loving idiots

*goes to 5 guys and gets everything on his burger*

SCRUBLEAGUE: *faints*

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I like BBQ sauce on burgers

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


ScrubLeague posted:

gently caress you don't put ketchup on a burger that's what tomato slices are for you absolute loving idiots

dicks burgers disagrees with you

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Epic High Five posted:

Don't speak, eat hot dogs

dont tell me cuz it hurts

do tell me cuz it hurrrrrts

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
God will punish ye, ketchup haters. Your heterodoxy will crumble.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ScrubLeague posted:

gently caress you don't put ketchup on a burger that's what tomato slices are for you absolute loving idiots

Thats like saying beef is unnecessary because you can just put grass on the bun

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


MaxxBot posted:

I like BBQ sauce on burgers

there's few sauces that don't work as burger sauces

burgers own and work with way more foods than ketchup does

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Also aioli is just mayo for hipsters and the small house movement is just people with a trailer budget who are desperate to not seem poor by living in a trailer

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Junkyard Poodle posted:

how did he get banned from all unions? I seems like you're leaving out the best detail

he hosed himself out of a job by complaining about back pain, which is the trade off for having a decent nyc city union labor job

they dont actually ban you from all unions but he hosed himself out of a reference to go anywhere else by crying like a spoiled and pampered bitch on his second day and phrasing his pain in a way that no union boss could ignor

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Chicago style dogs are gross, no I don't want a lovely salad on top of my hotdog thank you

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Epic High Five posted:

Thats like saying beef is unnecessary because you can just put grass on the bun

beef doesn't have most of the same flavor as grass what are you even talking about

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


I just realized deep frying the hotdog and making it a corndog arguably increases the acceptableness of ketchup as a condiment

more research is needed

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Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


ScrubLeague posted:

beef doesn't have most of the same flavor as grass what are you even talking about

ketchup and tomato have different textures and while I dig both not everyone does so people who ketchup on burger are alright by me

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