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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Forget everything else.

Putting the Cruiserweight Title on loving Prince Iaukea is the most unforgivable decision WCW ever made.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

It's the fall out from Superbrawl! God only knows what happened on that show!

Big Al got a shave

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Forget everything else.

Putting the Cruiserweight Title on loving Prince Iaukea is the most unforgivable decision WCW ever made.

Better Iaukea than Ed Ferrara.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


exploded mummy posted:

Better Iaukea than Ed Ferrara.

Ed Ferrara was supposed to be a joke champion.

Prince Iaukea is supposed to seriously be the best Cruiserweight in the company.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Ed Ferrara was supposed to be a joke champion.

Prince Iaukea is supposed to seriously be the best Cruiserweight in the company.

At this point in WCW, Jericho is gone, Eddie is gone, Malenko is gone, Rey is injured, so your only option outside of the luchadors is like uh, 3 Count, Chavo, or Disco.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
TAFKAPI was pretty cool imo

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

exploded mummy posted:

At this point in WCW, Jericho is gone, Eddie is gone, Malenko is gone, Rey is injured, so your only option outside of the luchadors is like uh, 3 Count, Chavo, or Disco.

KID MAN

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Yeah they still got Kidman.

I'm starting to narrow in on early 2000 as the real point of no return. For the first time I'm watching these I'm thinking "there really was no coming back from this." They had nobody left they could really make the next big thing (on top of Nash, Hogan, etc. not being willing to put anyone over), so whatever crazy poo poo they tried to pull, there was nobody worth following.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Hogan don't wrestle no cruiserweights.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Maxwell Lord posted:

Yeah they still got Kidman.

exploded mummy posted:

Hogan don't wrestle no cruiserweights.
I missed most of the past few weeks. Has Hogan crushed Kidman in like 3 PPV matches yet?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Halloween Jack posted:

I missed most of the past few weeks. Has Hogan crushed Kidman in like 3 PPV matches yet?

Kidman took the JJ role in... I think it was Starrcade, and did 3 matches but Hogan at this point is in a feud with Lex

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Halloween Jack posted:

I missed most of the past few weeks. Has Hogan crushed Kidman in like 3 PPV matches yet?

No, that was a New Blood angle


New Blood should be starting a week from this Nitro maybe?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


exploded mummy posted:

No, that was a New Blood angle


New Blood should be starting a week from this Nitro maybe?

A few weeks but we're close, it started around April. Superbrawl was Feb. 20th

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is XWF episode 1! Feuding authority figures in post WCW wrestling!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Also I am planning ONITA NIGHT for Sunday.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight Nitro is on the air as we build to the APPLE PIE STRAP MATCH at UNCENSORED 2000!

The card:

Mamalukes vs Lane and Idol

Booker vs Kid Man

Brian Knobbs vs 3 Count for the Hardcore Title

Norman Smiley vs Dustin Rhodes

Vampiro vs Jeff Jarrett for the US title

The Artist vs David Flair for the Cruiserweight Championship

The Cat vs The Maestro

Ric Flair vs Curt Hennig

Buff Bagwell vs The Total Package

TANK ABBOTT VS SID FOR THE WCW TITLE

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Tune in at 7:30 for the preshow, 8 PM for Nitro!

Funkchop
Jun 9, 2013

MassRafTer posted:

The Artist vs David Flair for the Cruiserweight Championship

This here is approaching some kind of awful WCW 2000 singularity

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I cannot believe it.

We found a match where David Flair is unquestionably the person who should go over.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rare Magic card l00k posted:

I cannot believe it.

We found a match where David Flair is unquestionably the person who should go over.

Today I looked at David Flair's match history and discovered he has a win over some schmuck in OVW called the Prototype.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is the Buddy Wayne show! Let's watch enhancement matches! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

SLUM KING
Nov 16, 2011

Did I somehow miss David Flair for TAFKAPI and if so should I be thankful?

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

exploded mummy posted:

Today I looked at David Flair's match history and discovered he has a win over some schmuck in OVW called the Prototype.

jobbing to David Flair? That's a career-killer.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


SLUM KING posted:

Did I somehow miss David Flair for TAFKAPI and if so should I be thankful?

Y'know I watched the whole show and i do not recall this match at all happening, to be honest.

E: I read a recap and yeah I don't remember it showing because they had a Sid segment there as well. Maybe the recording had it edited out? Or I totally missed it somehow

DJExile fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Jun 22, 2017

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DJExile posted:

Y'know I watched the whole show and i do not recall this match at all happening, to be honest.

E: I read a recap and yeah I don't remember it showing because they had a Sid segment there as well. Maybe the recording had it edited out? Or I totally missed it somehow

it happened after David danced with the Nitro Girls

briefly

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

exploded mummy posted:

At this point in WCW, Jericho is gone, Eddie is gone, Malenko is gone, Rey is injured, so your only option outside of the luchadors is like uh, 3 Count, Chavo, or Disco.

Always bet on The Juice.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

It's the perfect time to put the strap on the La Parka

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight! It's a night of historic bumpers! And also, Nitro!

Psychosis vs Kaz Hayashi

Big Ron vs Big Vito

DAVID FLAIR VS THE WALL

Three Count vs THE DOG

Ric Flair vs Curt Hennig

Lane vs Norman Smiley

Kidman vs Harlem Heat 2000

Jeff Jarrett and The Wall vs Sid and Vampiro

Tune in for THE DOG, Bumpers and more!

Preshow 7:30, Nitro at 8!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh man this has potential to be astoundingly bad

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for THE DOG and some fantastic bumpers! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
No Nitro this week although there's a small chance we do it Sunday.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro will be TONIGHT!

It's a big Nitro with the start of a huge feud!

Jung Dragons vs Three Count

Wall vs Bam Bam Bigelow

Kidman and Booker vs Lane and Idol

Curt Hennig vs The Total Package

THE DOG VS NORMAN SMILEY

Brian Knobbs vs Terry Funk

Sid and Vampiro vs The Harris Brothers

Stevie Ray vs Disco Inferno

Team Package vs Hogan and Hennig

It's the go home show for UNCENSORED 2000 so that means more build for the legendary strap match! We are two Nitros away from SPRING BREAK OUT 2000 WHICH IS THE BIGGEST NITRO IN HISTORY!

Tune in at 7 PM for the preshow, 8 PM for NITRO

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


fuuuuuuuuucccccccck yes :munch:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The preshow is WCW Worldwide from 1991 with ARACHNAMAN!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
So how bout that Public Enemy tag match huh?

SLUM KING
Nov 16, 2011

That match sucked, and ECW sucked. But tonight's Nitro was one of the best ever cuz it was 100% pro-kink

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT:

WCW UNCENSORED 2000!

YOUR MAIN EVENT
YAPPAPI INDIAN STRAP MATCH
HULK HOGAN VS RIC FLAIR

For the WCW World Title
Jeff Jarrett vs Sid (c)

LUMBERJACKS WITH CASTS MATCH
The Total Package vs Sting

Bullrope Match
Dustin Rhodes vs Terry Funk

THE AXIS POWERS EXPLODE
For the WCW Tag Team Titles
The Harris Twins vs The Mamalukes (c)

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
Vampiro vs Fit Finlay

Billy Kidman and Booker vs Harlem Heat 2000

For the Hardcore Title
Brian Knobbs vs 3 Count (c)

Bam Bam Bigelow vs The Wall

Norman Smiley and The Demon vs Lane and Rave

For the WCW Cruiserweight Title
The Artist vs Psychosis

We're back to the PPVs that are in the discussion for "Worst PPV ever" so tune in at 7:30 for the preshow, and 8 for UNCENSORED!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

Norman Smiley and The Demon vs Lane and Rave

if you aren't pumped for this i don't even want to know you

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Preshow is on the air with more Jumbo Tsuruta vs Nick Bockwinkel! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
IT IS THE GO HOME SHOW FOR THAT'S THE WALL UP THERE BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last week was Uncensored, now we begin the build for Spring Stampede 2000!

Chris Candido vs Lash LeRoux

Fit Finlay vs La Parka

The Nazis vs Booker and Kidman

The Total Package vs Vampiro

Norman Smiley vs Hugh Morrus

Dustin Rhodes vs Curt Hennig in the most boring sounding match in history

TANK ABBOTT VS THE BARBARIAN

Ric Flair vs Sting

Sid and Hulk Hogan vs Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner

Tune in at 7:30 for the preshow and 8 PM for Nitro! One week until the most legendary show in history!!


https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
In more depressing news, there now just 12 WCW domestic PPVs remaining

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


exploded mummy posted:

In more depressing news, there now just 12 WCW domestic PPVs remaining

In a couple weeks, we'll be in the final year of WCW's life.

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