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CannonFodder posted:At first I thought it was mashed potatoes or grits formed into a hand shape, not eggs in a glove. And now we know Aunt Gwen is married. We're one creative culinary goon away from having a goatse lovingly replicated with steak and eggs. Truly the breakfast we all deserve.
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What I see is yogurt, corn, onions and a half a cherry tomato. What I hope it is, is yogurt, peach cubes, apple or pear slices and a half a cherry. But none of that matters, it still looks like a terrible disaster that no one should eat.
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Jul 19, 2017 12:47
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drrockso20 posted:Someone mind reposting the Aunt Gwen's Cold Shape pic? 
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  Dnešní výběr, Hukvaldský závitek, rýže, polévka gulášová
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TheKennedys posted:I buy Kerrygold because yeah, it's generic mass-produced Irish butter but that still puts it head and shoulders above most mass-produced American butter That's sad; good butter on good fresh bread is one of the nicest things in the world     After the 3rd stage in the last picture you might think it's a toasted cheese sandwich, then something terrible happens.. All of the above are supposed to be versions of the same thing; can you guess what without reverse image search? Pookah has a new favorite as of 15:19 on Jul 19, 2017 |
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I too order my potatoes looking exactly like an old black mans genitalia
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Jul 19, 2017 15:52
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That is a hate crime against the people of Louisiana.
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Jul 19, 2017 18:07
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 Whoa, cool down on the spices there, we want to TASTE the celery "rice", dammit! Also making it for 4 is just cruel unless everyone in the house is on a punishment diet. On the other hand misery does love company.
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As soon as I saw "rice" in scare quotes, I knew it was going to be a Weight Watchers recipe.
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Pookah posted:That's sad; good butter on good fresh bread is one of the nicest things in the world On the one hand I reckon they may well be mutant versions of French onion soup with a grotesque misunderstanding of croutons. And cooking. On the other hand, they're all pizza.
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Pookah posted:Whoa, cool down on the spices there, we want to TASTE the celery "rice", dammit! Also making it for 4 is just cruel unless everyone in the house is on a punishment diet. Why anyone would want to taste celery is beyond me. But really, how do you use it as 'rice'? Just sliver it? Mix it with something? This seems like a horrible plan that won't work out at all.
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Cavenagh posted:On the one hand I reckon they may well be mutant versions of French onion soup with a grotesque misunderstanding of croutons. And cooking. 
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Jul 19, 2017 19:48
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Pookah posted:That's sad; good butter on good fresh bread is one of the nicest things in the world Definitely seitan, probably pot roast?
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Prism posted:Why anyone would want to taste celery is beyond me.
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Chin Strap posted:Definitely seitan, probably pot roast? Ding Ding Ding! Vegan 'potroast', in all its glory.
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Prism posted:Why anyone would want to taste celery is beyond me.  That's how. It has two different kinds of 80% salt 20% msg broths/bouillons, so it has to be good! 
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Jul 19, 2017 21:31
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I don't know what that is, but I'd probably eat it.
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ToxicFrog posted:I don't know what that is, but I'd probably eat it. It's a stuffed pizza that is either: a. Been over-stuffed b. The dough is ballooning for some reason Attached image is what it would normally be
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Jul 19, 2017 21:46
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I will eat the pizza tumor.
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Randaconda posted:
I had chicken chicharrons the other day. They were pretty good as long as they were incredibly hot but as soon as they started to cool they became disgusting.
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.Z. posted:It's a stuffed pizza that is either: It better be stuffed with a giant meatball. Or even better:  It'd be like the itialian turducken.
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Plinkey posted:It better be stuffed with a giant meatball. I dunno what the gently caress is going on with the bottom layer but otherwise would at least attempt it
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Where is your god now? https://twitter.com/InsiderFood/status/887024113641902080
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Aesop Poprock posted:I dunno what the gently caress is going on with the bottom layer but otherwise would at least attempt it The bottom layer is tinfoil.
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a kitten posted:Where is your god now? That's not cheese! gently caress anyone who calls that liquid diarrhea cheese.
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Jul 20, 2017 00:47
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For the ultimate
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a kitten posted:Where is your god now? The Sauceman's episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor was never meant to become real life.
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Dienes posted:The bottom layer is tinfoil. I mean the part that looks like raw chicken mr smarty pants
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There... is no part that looks like raw chicken? It's a big pile of spaghetti encased in a giant meatball.
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Jul 20, 2017 00:59
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Jul 20, 2017 01:00
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Am I having a stroke or something that part under the cheese looks like uncooked chicken breast to me
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Jul 20, 2017 01:03
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Are you trying to become the next 'small pastries' saga
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No just feel like I'm going insane. Does no one else see this?? Am I the kid in that Silent Snow Secret Snow story?
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I see the weird pinkish blob!
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Haifisch posted:
So it's finely chopped celery in broth. This doesn't make me like it any more than my first impression.
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Picnic Princess posted:I see the weird pinkish blob! Thanks wtf it's like right there
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Aesop Poprock posted:No just feel like I'm going insane. Does no one else see this?? Am I the kid in that Silent Snow Secret Snow story? YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR THREE YEARS WE ARE TRYING A NEW METHOD TO REACH YOU PLEASE WAKE UP
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